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From: sanka #1101
Date: 12/13/25 @ 7:52 PM

Went to the grocery store. They got a pen with a couple reindeer out front.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1102
Date: 12/13/25 @ 7:53 PM

That's fkn weird.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1103
Date: 12/13/25 @ 9:07 PM

I'd buy some carrots

From: phapster #1104
Date: 12/13/25 @ 9:10 PM

myusername said:

I'd buy some carrots

From: haze - up the back stairs #1105
Date: 12/13/25 @ 10:51 PM

I wonder what reindeer meat tastes like.
Hopefully not peppermint.

From: Zero #1106
Date: 12/13/25 @ 11:00 PM

Not bad. Kinda dry though.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1107
Date: 12/14/25 @ 12:07 AM

Is it similar to venison? I've liked that in the past.

From: sanka #1108
Date: 12/14/25 @ 12:43 AM

My wife made a lasagna tonight and holy shit was it good.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1109
Date: 12/14/25 @ 1:18 AM

Lemme take a hit.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1110
Date: 12/14/25 @ 1:20 AM

I had a local company call right at 5 PM today
to ask if I could do some emergency machine repair
and all they needed was 5mm removed from four steel plates.
I had a gap of time available and honked em out.
Dropped them back off two hours later
and now I’m getting ready for Wigmas.

Go Jo Jo. No go go. Hi ho go.

I tried to write “hi hi hi” three times (four times)
and it autocorrected the ho each time
except for one (two) I guess.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1111
Date: 12/14/25 @ 1:48 AM

Isn't that something.

From: slimwhitem #1112
Date: 12/14/25 @ 2:21 AM

Invoice:
labors honked: 5
stuff gonked: 4
extra wigmas bonusus: 1
total: $1 bajilbos

notes: hart fam

From: Zero #1113
Date: 12/14/25 @ 2:47 AM

haze said:

Is it similar to venison? I've liked that in the past.

Reindeer meat is venison. Assuming you mean North American deer as a comparison? It's pretty similar, but my experience was that reindeer was actually less gamey. Both are extremely lean.

From: slimwhitem #1114
Date: 12/14/25 @ 3:03 AM

ariana grande is on the christmas radio(?) thing.

id eat her ass

thank you for listening to slims chrismas music reviews

From: haze - up the back stairs #1115
Date: 12/14/25 @ 7:43 AM

Zero said:

haze said:

Is it similar to venison? I've liked that in the past.

Reindeer meat is venison. Assuming you mean North American deer as a comparison? It's pretty similar, but my experience was that reindeer was actually less gamey. Both are extremely lean.

TMYK. [insert rainbow]

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1116
Date: 12/14/25 @ 8:08 AM

teenage mutant yinja kurtles 🌈

From: sanka #1117
Date: 12/14/25 @ 12:08 PM

I don't even know what day it is or if its am or pm. I've basically been in bed for 2 days? Maybe 3? I don't know. Never had that happen before. I guess Im just old as shit now.

I'm feeling pretty decent right now though, or at least not like I'm immediately going to die, so that's good I guess.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1118
Date: 12/14/25 @ 2:06 PM

I had buttered toast for breakfast using an old family recipe of toasted bread with butter.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1119
Date: 12/14/25 @ 2:07 PM

O'damb that's my grandmother's secret recipe. Mods delete that post.

From: sanka #1120
Date: 12/14/25 @ 3:07 PM

Its -15

From: Redboxer #1121
Date: 12/14/25 @ 3:22 PM

It's 31. And we've got 3 or 4 inches of fluffy wet snow.

From: Sepharo #1122
Date: 12/14/25 @ 3:43 PM

15 here...
I'm at hunting camp an extra 2 days because the driver is afraid of the Erie, PA lake effect storm.

From: Redboxer #1123
Date: 12/14/25 @ 3:59 PM

I can see why the omurice omelet is regarded as difficult but it regularly gets classified as the world's hardest omelet. Is there a list of omelets by difficulty?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1124
Date: 12/14/25 @ 4:03 PM

It's 25 here and that's cold enough. It'll get colder tho.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1125
Date: 12/14/25 @ 4:43 PM

46 and just the tip of another rain dong

From: slimwhitem #1126
Date: 12/14/25 @ 5:24 PM

25 here too, what are even the chances of that? wild

we’re temp twinsies

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1127
Date: 12/14/25 @ 5:24 PM

It's cold as H E double fricky sticks here today.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1128
Date: 12/14/25 @ 5:46 PM

I just finished shoveling snow
my neighbor helped out and saved me a good 15 minutes

From: phapster #1129
Date: 12/14/25 @ 6:49 PM

10°C drizzle, gale warning, it's going to get snoggerated.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1130
Date: 12/14/25 @ 7:02 PM

I need to buy a bird feeder that stops working if the internet goes out AND/OR displays ads. Can anyone help me??

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1131
Date: 12/14/25 @ 7:12 PM

i have one that tells the birds good job ad when they retrieve a treat if ur interested

From: sanka #1132
Date: 12/14/25 @ 7:25 PM

I didn't put any bird feeders up this year. Apparently avian flu was really bad and the local bird expert guy on the radio said you shouldn't put them up to stop the spread.

From: slimwhitem #1133
Date: 12/14/25 @ 7:26 PM

reminds me of the story around the space race era where nasa spent 4 years and 100 million dollars to develop a bird feeder that required the internet and displayed ads

and the russians?

they used a pencil

From: slimwhitem #1134
Date: 12/14/25 @ 7:27 PM

heh, it’s really simple when u think about it

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1135
Date: 12/14/25 @ 7:28 PM

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplace/home-living/kitchen/small-appliances/blenders/listing/4629846414?member_hash=36e60fc98c40df993a2edc002fc95ef5d336982e2b514ee9bb&tm=email&et=46&mt=D8E26618-97D3-4F22-983E-FACA881ED5B0

Finally got another one.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1136
Date: 12/14/25 @ 8:01 PM

i;m thinking about thos sum beans

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1137
Date: 12/14/25 @ 9:51 PM

my tits are jazzy as hell today and I'd like it to stop

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1138
Date: 12/14/25 @ 10:16 PM

put them in a headlock

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1139
Date: 12/14/25 @ 10:48 PM

I will if the GABA doesn't work.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1140
Date: 12/14/25 @ 11:08 PM

yo gaba gaba

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #1141
Date: 12/14/25 @ 11:15 PM

My kids played that show to death. I enjoyed randomly hearing The Roots from time to time.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1142
Date: 12/14/25 @ 11:39 PM

I was thinking about trying the GABA.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1143
Date: 12/15/25 @ 1:12 AM

just booked a flight to hawaii in feb thanks

From: slimwhitem #1144
Date: 12/15/25 @ 1:13 AM

are people who drive jeeps called jeepers or jeople

From: L Q #1145
Date: 12/15/25 @ 1:13 AM

Jealous!

From: haze - up the back stairs #1146
Date: 12/15/25 @ 1:51 AM

You ever sometimes get the meat sweats but except but you didn't eat no meat?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1147
Date: 12/15/25 @ 1:53 AM

Yeah I call em the eat sweats.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1148
Date: 12/15/25 @ 2:43 AM

I hate when I pick my beer up and it's empty. That shouldn't happen in a country with this much money.

From: slimwhitem #1149
Date: 12/15/25 @ 2:51 AM

are jeep sweats a thing? i think i have them

i do not own or have ever driven a jeep

From: haze - up the back stairs #1150
Date: 12/15/25 @ 2:53 AM

I would like to hold a wombat.