Supposed to be cold as shit this weekend. High on Saturday of -3, and -20 to -30 windchill.

Guy down the alley saw my son trying to shovel the whole driveway the other day. We got 6+ inches while I was gone. I told him to just do the part between the back door and garage, and the front steps.

Guy snowblowef the whole thing. My wife was like, I dunno, mystery guy from like 3 houses up the alley. Lady I want to know who it is, I wanna buy him his favorite bottle.

there is snow today, but it is not sticking. I put out pine nuts for the crows, but they don't seem interested.

I'm still not feeling great. Took the kids to school then took a goddam 5 hour nap. Guess I needed the sleep or whatever.

It's crazy here in Utah, been in the 60s all week, snowed like a dusting a couple weeks ago but that's it.

Climate change yo

Fake news.

flake* news

Still waiting on cmetz to get me a weed and whole cake contact info.

I slept all day and my AMs and PMs are now fuckt. I feel a little better.

I want a chili cheese dag.

I want totchos

I would try those.

Wait. I think there's a place here what serves them. Maybe.

https://beastbarbecue.com/minneapolis-beltrami-neighborhood-beast-barbecue-food-menu

They're better than they look.

Spince and I workshopped a totcho food truck. We were gonna make hashbrowns fried in the shape of boats and fill then with stuff.

"shrettuce"

Cake lady was remote today.
More than one coworker today talked about how she fucked up our cake.

Haha!

This week has been crazy at my work with offboarding the outgoing councilmembers and planning to onboard the new ones next week.

Monday I have to give a presentation to the new councilmembers and their staff about our office resources like here's how to order post-it notes, and don't print 500 pages to our printer and abandon it, and also the emergency exits are located at the rear of the cabin.

I think I'm gonna hide out in the clocktower next week. I am one of a handful of keyholders and it's silent in there and no one can find me there and ask me for shit.

That sounds ridiculous.

There is a statue of CH in our rotunda

I love that he uh I am getting out of bed but it's the ocean or something?

I let my truck get too low on coolant because I'm a dumbass
and I noticed tons of steam coming from under the hood as I pulled in to pick up my totchos tonight
as the low coolant had meant steam was produced and pushed most of the rest of the coolant out.

So I sat and ate half my totchos and let it all cool down
and the bar tender gave me a quart of water in a to-go container
and that went into the belly of the beast so I could get to the gas station
and get a couple gallons of coolant to add.

Also it's -3F out and that made it all a lot more irritating.

Thank u for reading.

I only read the last sentence FYI.

Okay, I read the rest of it before the last sentence.
Just wanna say I've only been to one strip club in my life.

I think I've been to 2
both awkward af

I’ve never been to one.

It’s so cold in the D tonight.

you should go they are super cool and fun and sexy

putting up Xmas tonight and just heard a song I've never heard before

louis armstrong
cool yule

bigly recommend

Not sure I've heard it. That is a smiler.

instant favorite

Yep.

After I gave birth, my hair wasn’t thinning: it was gone.

Babby name Nair.

Nairture Boy

Fuck. I just remembered collecting stamps as a kid.

I went to a mexican restaurant that had a strip club for a bathroom

I'm eating avocado toast sprinkled with some Hungarian sea salt.

I basically haven't gotten out of bed for a day and a half. Somehow slept all night while also being awake all night. Still feel like shit. Gonna try to sleep some more now.

somehow past me thought jalapeño spanish fries were a good idea last night

predictably, on schedule, it was not

The expression on that statue makes it look like he trusted a fart and lost.

Does sanka have the covids?

I don't know, I don't care. Im probably just going to sleep all day again. Its like -10 outside anyway, not like I'm going to do anything.

I wonder what shellybelly is up to.

i forgot the best part of the holiday season

egg nog in the coffee

Rum & eggnog in the Covfefe.

welp, felt a pain, i am dying. goodbye mellisa joan hart from season 4 of sabrina the teenage witch

ummmmmmb lowkey hottie alert

slimissa gone shart

i'm just about done reading a novel set in late 1600's where everyone always curses or exclaims " 'sheart! " (god's heart) but i just could never not pronounce it shirt or shart when i read it