I have a cruise in January, a cruise in March, and Jamaica in May. Busy busy busy.

Dang. Thats a lot.

Hoping Reese surpises me for xmas with telling me to plan something else! Maybe in July or August.

Airports are such liminal spaces. I'm always chronically early. I spend hours just watching people do the weird fucking things they do in airports. It's actually one of my favorite things.

We are always crazy early too.

I'm an early guy. My boss is like show up 45 minutes before the flight, then check in, then security. That fuckin guy. He's missed several flights, I've never missed one.

I've only ever been late for one (international) flight.
Cost ~$200 to reschedule the flight and I ended up with a 12 hour layover in Paris.
Instead of staring at the airport ceiling for 12 hours, I hopped on the subway and went up the Eiffel tower.
Inconvenient, but kinda worth it.

CDG is probably the worst airport in the world.

There's a couple flights to Mexico by my gate. I bet almost half the men are wearing cowboy hats.

My flight was oversold. I didn't have a seat assignment. I walked up to the desk and said if you give me $800, meal vouchers and a first class ticket on the 7pm flight, I'll take it. And they did.

Thats awesome.
I have no idea what I wanted for xmas.
I asked Reese if he could upgrade my flight to business for me and my cousin (thats who I'm going with) and he did. I also asked he upgrade our cabin on the cruise and I put a bid in for a better room.

how about some beef jerky

crap, i think im out of unpeanut butter

My 401K account wished me a happy holidays
That's so nice of it

Bartender is pouring me shots of Malort for free. Up to three now.

oh ma lort

m'lort

bridbran said:

Slutbinwalla said:

Going to spain to make cheez

Oh kayyyy, so???

Gonna go for 2 weeks at this sheep farm near madrid,
then imma spend another 2 weeks in basque country trying to find a will to live.
Also gonna spend a few days in london before the cheese thing to visit a friend who moved there a few years ago.

Costa Brava is pretty. I really liked Begur.

L Q said:

I have a cruise in January, a cruise in March, and Jamaica in May. Busy busy busy.

I have one in January too. Going to Cabo San Lucas or somewhere...I fully intend to commandeer the ship and go wherever the fuck I please for a while

Timred said:

L Q said:

I have a cruise in January, a cruise in March, and Jamaica in May. Busy busy busy.

I have one in January too. Going to Cabo San Lucas or somewhere...I fully intend to commandeer the ship and go wherever the fuck I please for a while

I have one in March as well
Icon of the Seas Eastern Caribbean
Looks to be real close to Venezuela 👍

Wow. I did symphony of the seas a couple of years ago. Too big for me!! Can’t imagine the massiveness of the icon.

Timred said:

L Q said:

I have a cruise in January, a cruise in March, and Jamaica in May. Busy busy busy.

I have one in January too. Going to Cabo San Lucas or somewhere...I fully intend to commandeer the ship and go wherever the fuck I please for a while

I’m going to key west and Bimini.

Do you ever feel like you may have tentacles, but they're just not showing yet?

you can usually handle those with a warm compress

if u cud change you r name to bill bagcock wud u do it?

wait no dont that my name now

tried to crimp my dick with one of those hair things and burned myself pretty bad

merry crimpas st dick

you ever just hold your breath

bet u can't hold ur breath and crimp ur dick at the same time

Just landed. I've been up since 3 and at the damb airport since 9am. I can't wait for sleepy time.

hey everyone, bill bagcock here to remind you not to crimp your dick with one of those hair things. you might burn yourself

until next time! bill bagcock, away!

maybe don't just basically repeat what I just said and tell us how to crimp our dicks safely

the important part to remember is to never give up and never stop learning. just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and get back in the saddle!

be safe everyone! bill bagcock, signing off!

Me and 2 others at work planned and executed a farewell reception today for 5 elected officials who are finishing out their terms this month.
We ordered 2 fancy and expensive cakes with the city seal on them.
I drove to a suburb today to pick them up, and was careful to drive slowly and brake gently so as not to destroy the cakes.

Anyway, as we were setting up for the event, an insufferable coworker who makes eating cake her entire personality trailed us as we were wheeling the cakes from our refrigerator down to the reception area, and then she took it upon herself to cut into the still cold cake before the event even started, basically massacring it. Every slice thereafter was a huge mess.

Later during the event, I glaced at the cake table:

cmtz said:

an insufferable coworker who makes eating cake her entire personality

How often do you guys have cake that someone can base their personality around it?

They're all dying at the same time?

In an office of 80 people, many of which host public events, there's leftover cake several times a week.

She works in a different suite and once came to my suite for a meeting and was miffed that I didn't personally send her a Teams message to tell her there was cake in our break room.

She keeps asking me if I want to come to her house and smoke weed and eat a whole cake with her.

She's also stepping out on her spouse and overshares about it and it makes me really uncomfortable.

Another time, she told everyone at work that she had let herself into an estranged relatives house and stole an urn full of ashes. At the time there was a state senator who had to resign for doing the exact same thing.

Once she overheard me tell a coworker I was recently diagnosed as being neurodivergent, and she later cornered me and asked "What kind of neurodivergent are you?" Umm none of your fucking business

Cake lovers...

Smoke weed and eat a whole cake? Yo, hit me up.

That line made me crack up.
What an amazing thing to ask someone.

She uhh
You know

Large?

simma don na

I internally harshly judge people who miss flights without a good reason

cake farts

Xfinity is ayss. Great time for work/outage while people are still awake and breathing.

i haven't had cake since probably the 2000s or earlier, they always look so good tho

i wonder how someone can respectfully or tactfully point out to someone they've made eating cake they;re personality?
i think i know the answer is probably that it has to come from a genuine place of caring about that cake eater - or carrot about that cake eater roflmao

it's not the funniest but i always enjoyed this classic conan segment with the cake

Slutbinwalla said:

Going to spain to make cheez

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bridbran said:

Oh kayyyy, so???

Slutbinwalla said:

Gonna go for 2 weeks at this sheep farm near madrid,
then imma spend another 2 weeks in basque country trying to find a will to live.
Also gonna spend a few days in london before the cheese thing to visit a friend who moved there a few years ago.

Slutbinwalla said:

very bolaño, i wish you safe travels!