SLOR'M

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #951
Date: 12/10/25 @ 7:55 PM

wear a onsie

From: Redboxer #952
Date: 12/10/25 @ 8:17 PM

A union suit.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #953
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:03 PM

An onion suit.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #954
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:13 PM

a nun in soup

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #955
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:28 PM

I can't remember what Sepharo recommended for his tailgating days
but I bought some and they've been great the last couple winters.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #956
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:29 PM

probably a furry costume lmao

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #957
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:42 PM

spandex lazyboy leggings

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #958
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:49 PM

Columbia Omni Heat Base Layer

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #959
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:50 PM

I mean uhh pee pee poo poo pants LMAO

From: slimwhitem #960
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:51 PM

i have to wear long underwear on account of my long ass, but they arent thermals, theyre literally regular tighty whities just 3x taller

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #961
Date: 12/10/25 @ 9:55 PM

this mf wearing asspenders

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #962
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:10 PM

slim crosses 3 time zones just wiping his ass

From: sanka #963
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:14 PM

I am so tired. Is it bedtime yet.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #964
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:19 PM

Depends on what time zone you're in. What part of slim's ass can you see?

From: sanka #965
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:21 PM

Uncle Buck is on TV. It's pretty good.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #966
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:23 PM

I've got a slim's ass. Can you wipe me.

From: sanka #967
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:25 PM

I had to climb 180ft of ladders in all my equipment today. Twice. I woke up with the scratchiest throat, ate breakfast and immediately threw it up rightboutside my car. And things deteriorated from there. By the time we finished up work today I couldn't stop shaking and freezing my ass off. I am sick as shit. I even turned the heat on in my hotel room instead of the AC.

From: Redboxer #968
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:34 PM

Being sick is no excuse for that.

From: sanka #969
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:40 PM

I never thought I would ever use heat in a hotel room, but here I am.

From: slimwhitem #970
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:49 PM

all this talk about my ass is unwelcome and making me uncomfortable, i am leaving.

[takes 10 minutes to clear the door on account of my long ass]

From: slimwhitem #971
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:51 PM

before i leave, heat is just highly compressed cold, so its nbd

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #972
Date: 12/10/25 @ 10:53 PM

I can always tell how long ago slim left my house by how much ass is left in the doorway.

From: sanka #973
Date: 12/11/25 @ 12:43 AM

My wife called me and we were talking and I'm just not feeling well and I told her I put the heat on. And she was like what, you put the heat on, do you need an ambulance?

From: japanface #974
Date: 12/11/25 @ 1:25 AM

sorry to hear sanka hopefully it's just a 24 hour thing and you sleep it off
if not hopefully another uncle buck style movie comes on tv at least

From: Redboxer #975
Date: 12/11/25 @ 1:28 AM

Do we need to send sanka some soup?

From: L Q #976
Date: 12/11/25 @ 1:39 AM

Soup and prayers.

From: sanka #977
Date: 12/11/25 @ 1:51 AM

I'd like some soup.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #978
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:29 AM

thinking about joining a competitive pissing league

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #979
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:34 AM

Space Cat said:
thinking about joining a competitive pissing league

what are the criteria for winning?

From: slimwhitem #980
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:42 AM

pissing

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #981
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:42 AM

highest team score wins, teams of three
distance
volume
acrobatics
I'd be the volume guy

From: slimwhitem #982
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:50 AM

distance is a young man’s game
acrobatics takes years of hard work

volume? you’re born with it, or you’re’nt

From: haze - up the back stairs #983
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:43 AM

I don't understand how they manufacture corn kernels.
What are they made of? They come out in cans.
Like what is that?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #984
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:46 AM

I'm sorry but everyone knows that only peaches come in cans.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #985
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:48 AM

anyone can come in cans just watch out for sharp edges

From: slimwhitem #986
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:53 AM

im like a happy meal

i come with fries

From: haze - up the back stairs #987
Date: 12/11/25 @ 4:59 AM

Yeah, corn fries. How are THEY made!?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #988
Date: 12/11/25 @ 12:39 PM

Since you're interested in learning how things work, I have a TV show I suggest you watch.
It is called The Simpsons.

From: sanka #989
Date: 12/11/25 @ 1:41 PM

This Chevy Equinox I rented is a real piece of shit. The blinkers won't stay on, the door locks dont work, and now the fuckin radio is broken.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #990
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:17 PM

sanka said:

This Chevy Equinox I rented is a real piece of shit. The blinkers won't stay on, the door locks dont work, and now the fuckin radio is broken.

https://www.jalopnik.com/2043950/rental-car-brands-owned-by-3-companies/

From: Sepharo #991
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:27 PM

chobbler said:

Columbia Omni Heat Base Layer

Yes, omni-heat long underwear
Wore these everyday in the woods hunting
It was 5 degrees one day... was still toasty

From: Sepharo #992
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:31 PM

It was warmer yesterday though.
Tuesday was the 5 degree day

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #993
Date: 12/11/25 @ 2:32 PM

miss me with underwear toast

From: sanka #994
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:33 PM

I am at the airport. My ticket says my seat will be assigned at the gate. Don't like that much.

From: L Q #995
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:41 PM

I collect miles through american airlines and someone changed my password. Monday I spent an hour on the phone with them, and they couldn't fix my account. I had to call back today and it's finally fixed. They said sometimes people try and steal the miles.

From: Redboxer #996
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:47 PM

You can't steal a mile.

From: sanka #997
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:54 PM

Someone did that with my IHG hotel miles. Stole like 300k of them. I got them all back though.

From: sanka #998
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:57 PM

Chicago Midway is apparently the best midsized airport in the US. Seems p decent to me.

From: L Q #999
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:58 PM

Thankfully nothing was touched. I was afraid mostly of them cancelling my flights I have booked.

From: sanka #1000
Date: 12/11/25 @ 4:04 PM

I had a shot of Malort. Wasn't that bad.