SLOR'M

From: sanka #901
Date: 12/09/25 @ 11:55 PM

Spent the last couple hours watching Federer vs Sampras in a 2008 showdown. I barely like tennis, but it's kind of riveting.

From: sanka #902
Date: 12/10/25 @ 12:21 AM

The most unrealistic thing about Home Alone is that a house full of kids slept in until like 8am. All them kids woulda been up at like 5.

From: cmtz #903
Date: 12/10/25 @ 12:35 AM

If they even slept at all knowing they were going on a trip the next day.

From: Rob #904
Date: 12/10/25 @ 12:52 AM

I am not at the airport

From: slimwhitem #905
Date: 12/10/25 @ 1:18 AM

it’s probably the more common of the only states of being

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #906
Date: 12/10/25 @ 1:19 AM

Bearport

From: slimwhitem #907
Date: 12/10/25 @ 1:22 AM

ur either at the areport, or you’re arentport

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #908
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:00 AM

Monkopotamus said:

HA HA HA YES!

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #909
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:06 AM

Rob said:

I am not at the airport

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #910
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:12 AM

is that one of them akira kids

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #911
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:15 AM

delete that

From: Sepharo #912
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:18 AM

chobbler said:

is that one of them akira kids

yes

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #913
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:58 AM

Realizing you're in a trap
before it has gone off
but too late to get out of it
has to be one of the top ten things to realize.

From: Rob #914
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:59 AM

canadaaaaaaa

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #915
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:59 AM

u trappin now?

From: Rob #916
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:00 AM

I don't think there's a rate limit.

This might be what they call "a bad idea" in the biz lol lmao

From: Rob #917
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:00 AM

cum

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #918
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:01 AM

there was once

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #919
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:01 AM

there might not be now

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #920
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:01 AM

lol

From: Redboxer #921
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:03 AM

Rob said:

I am not at the airport

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #922
Date: 12/10/25 @ 4:27 AM

From: Rob #923
Date: 12/10/25 @ 4:30 AM

No they didn’t

From: haze - up the back stairs #924
Date: 12/10/25 @ 4:59 AM

How the fuck do they work?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #925
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:05 AM

wouldn't be that hard to figure out if they were real

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #926
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:12 AM

From: haze - up the back stairs #927
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:39 AM

Oh, dude's got a yuge bran.

From: haze - up the back stairs #928
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:51 AM

Just got subjected to a YT ad where the text on the product the dude was holding was backwards because camera.
What is even going on right now. Who is paying these people.
"I'm coming, Elizabeth!"

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #929
Date: 12/10/25 @ 6:00 AM

gross

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #930
Date: 12/10/25 @ 1:46 PM

I saw a fish... a goddamn FISH
wearing a ROLEX
THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A WRIST

From: Redboxer #931
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:43 PM

Maybe it wasn't a wrist watch

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #932
Date: 12/10/25 @ 2:58 PM

pocket watch?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #933
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:13 PM

yes keep goin
beppo will appear any moment

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #934
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:20 PM

man trash day was very good yesterday
some would say it was the best trash day

From: Redboxer #935
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:25 PM

I was watching trash day happening this morning.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #936
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:55 PM

Tuesday very much is trash day, in a way. It's the day you get all your trash ready for pick-up on Wednesday, the REAL trash day.
I'm very excited that today is also recycling day. That is one full bin, I tell you what. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #937
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:59 PM

accidentally gleeked on my desk

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #938
Date: 12/10/25 @ 4:05 PM

typical

From: slimwhitem #939
Date: 12/10/25 @ 4:56 PM

im eatin on some puh'kin seeds

thank you

From: slimwhitem #940
Date: 12/10/25 @ 4:58 PM

oh no! i just dropped one!

more updates to follow

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #941
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:02 PM

if they are whole pumpkin seeds, how you eat them determines what kind of bat you are.
do you chew the whole fuckin thing like a woodchuck dingbat or do you crack them open and eat the actual seed

From: slimwhitem #942
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:04 PM

currently woodchuckin em raw, dog

gotta have that extra fiber

From: slimwhitem #943
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:05 PM

i will occasionally sunflower seed them like a little bitch, but man, its trickier than sunflower seeds and i just aint got no time for that today

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #944
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:17 PM

i know a guy who didnt realize you arent supposed to eat the whole ass edamame
i sat there and watched this fucker chomp down a whole bean like he aint got a damn mama

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #945
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:42 PM

edamama mia

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #946
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:52 PM

wtf just gleeked again

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #947
Date: 12/10/25 @ 5:59 PM

When products have pics like this and they're like "yeah the top part's a regular cooler for keeping beverages cold, but we added a drawer underneath so you can rawdog some crunchwraps and fruit in there

From: Rob #948
Date: 12/10/25 @ 6:21 PM

Some heckin yummy tacos xd

From: japanface #949
Date: 12/10/25 @ 6:35 PM

i need to get some new long underwear for walking around day to day this winter
some polyester ones are on sale that's probably fine but i feel like merino or merino/silk if possible or something might be better
any recommendations thank you

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #950
Date: 12/10/25 @ 7:29 PM

wrap legs in wild ferrets