SLOR'M

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #651
Date: 12/01/25 @ 10:30 PM

Deer ass clogs

From: Slutbinwalla #652
Date: 12/01/25 @ 11:22 PM

Is this thing on

From: haze - up the back stairs #653
Date: 12/02/25 @ 12:02 AM

Pissing back and forth forever.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #654
Date: 12/02/25 @ 12:34 AM

slut

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #655
Date: 12/02/25 @ 12:48 AM

bin

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #656
Date: 12/02/25 @ 12:51 AM

Remember when it was revealed that Gadhafi had a sexual fixation on Condoleeza Rice?
That was something.

From: slimwhitem #657
Date: 12/02/25 @ 12:55 AM

i don’t really get into lord of of wars or whatever

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #658
Date: 12/02/25 @ 12:59 AM

butterknife said:

slut

Space Cat said:

bin

From: haze - up the back stairs #659
Date: 12/02/25 @ 2:28 AM

Front 242 - Funkahdafi

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #660
Date: 12/02/25 @ 5:40 AM

who want a less than $2 $475 burger

From: haze - up the back stairs #661
Date: 12/02/25 @ 5:58 AM

No thank I don't believe in magic.

From: slimwhitem #662
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:23 AM

it not magic, it bargin

From: japanface #663
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:00 AM

i vaguely understand why the chernobyl disaster happened but i'm not sure if i understand if someone could eat a 475 pound burger, would they immediately weigh 475 pounds + their original weight?

From: haze - up the back stairs #664
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:03 AM

Just 237.5 because you automatically pass half of your intake while you eat and everybody knows that.

From: japanface #665
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:08 AM

woah i actually didn't know that; mighty glad to be joining everybody now that i do know tho

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #666
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:16 AM

we bought a matching dining table bidet set

From: haze - up the back stairs #667
Date: 12/02/25 @ 8:54 AM

There are so many new things in this world.
You all everybody are learning together.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #668
Date: 12/02/25 @ 12:16 PM

u can put a biscuit in ur mouth and breathe through it if u need a emergemcy air filter

From: slimwhitem #669
Date: 12/02/25 @ 2:17 PM

nothing is quite as satisfying as the pull cord opening a bag of charcoal when it works right

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #670
Date: 12/02/25 @ 3:22 PM

I think I've spent more time trying to get it to work than time saved when it worked.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #671
Date: 12/02/25 @ 4:53 PM

Slutbinwalla said:

Is this thing on

It is now

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #672
Date: 12/02/25 @ 5:53 PM

Lomagundi-Jatuli event

From: cmtz #673
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:03 PM

My coworker is telling another coworker about a dish she recently made but she keeps talking about Hungarian sea salt

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #674
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:47 PM

I was at Costco yesterday and overheard some guy telling his friend about the "scorpion and the frog" fable
only he thought it was "the scorpion and the turtle" which kind of ruins the whole thing
so I found it hilarious and had to stop myself from correcting him.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #675
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:48 PM

It's land locked tho

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #676
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:49 PM

did u choke on ur hot dog

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #677
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:01 PM

it was a chicken bake and no I am smart and skilled at eating and listening and suppressing chortles

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #678
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:09 PM

I don't care for the chicken bake.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #679
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:13 PM

I always think it's going to be better than it is.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #680
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:15 PM

It needs a tub of marinara or something to dip it in.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #681
Date: 12/02/25 @ 7:21 PM

Just saw in my imgur I still have a screenshot of that dnico thing.

From: slimwhitem #682
Date: 12/02/25 @ 8:51 PM

curse salt n peppa for defining shoop the way they did

we all know what shoop should be, but now when i try to tell some one i shooped my pants they have no idea what im talking about

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #683
Date: 12/02/25 @ 9:10 PM

the fuck are you talking about

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #684
Date: 12/02/25 @ 9:39 PM

chobbler said:

I was at Costco yesterday and overheard some guy telling his friend about the "scorpion and the frog" fable
only he thought it was "the scorpion and the turtle" which kind of ruins the whole thing
so I found it hilarious and had to stop myself from correcting him.

Are Scorpions a joke to you? a Scorpion will hipflip any dang thing even a toto.

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #685
Date: 12/02/25 @ 9:40 PM

slimwhitem said:

curse salt n peppa for defining shoop the way they did

we all know what shoop should be, but now when i try to tell some one i shooped my pants they have no idea what im talking about

shooping back and forth forever?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #686
Date: 12/02/25 @ 10:40 PM

my neck hurts

From: slimwhitem #687
Date: 12/02/25 @ 11:17 PM

SASQUATCH said:

shooping back and forth forever?

not quite, see it was like this
i was chillin chillin minding my business
i couldnt believe this
i swear, my knees got the weakness
my stomach had it going on with something kinda, oh

it was pretty wicked, i had to big bada boom
im not shy so i asked for the mens room
im at home? oh, dont remind me
but then i slipped because i was moving to swiftly
i fell to my hips and squeezed back but handful of drips
had dripped to my nicks, made me start to do tricklin'

if i was smart i would be quick
i came to my senses and chilled a bit
but you know how poopoo be do
so what the hell, oh well, i just had to make a shoop

and then i shooped my pants

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #688
Date: 12/02/25 @ 11:19 PM

wtf r u talkin about

From: slimwhitem #689
Date: 12/02/25 @ 11:23 PM

see what i mean? damn u rihanna

From: Sepharo #690
Date: 12/02/25 @ 11:38 PM

I still haven't reestablished the habit of coming here every gotdam hour.
When workwebpage first went down I was typing it in the url bar 20 times a day for weeks.
Now it's like, damn I haint checked the site in days. 100 RTT posts

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #691
Date: 12/03/25 @ 12:25 AM

Walked over to the pub a couple of hours ago. Had a few beers and some nice bar food.
First snow - 0, Denkar - 1

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #692
Date: 12/03/25 @ 3:11 AM

A cat did a shit in my yard that was so stinky that if I could do that time machine thing I might choose it over hitler

From: haze - up the back stairs #693
Date: 12/03/25 @ 3:43 AM

I love looking over all of my Pokémon cards. Sweet and juicy!

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #694
Date: 12/03/25 @ 4:33 AM

A space cat shit in your yard???

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #695
Date: 12/03/25 @ 6:48 AM

The scheme below shows a generic example that employs the Di-Di method as the final esterification step

From: slimwhitem #696
Date: 12/03/25 @ 6:58 AM

aint that the tr'uth

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #697
Date: 12/03/25 @ 6:59 AM

di-di mega doodoo

From: haze - up the back stairs #698
Date: 12/03/25 @ 7:23 AM

I want to swing from webs over the citay like Pider-Man.

From: sanka #699
Date: 12/03/25 @ 11:08 AM

I am at the airport.

From: Redboxer #700
Date: 12/03/25 @ 2:05 PM

Yeeesssssss