Winter has arrived. I hope you all are happy!

Funeral stuff done for my friend. There was like 200+ people there. I don't even know that many people. The priest and a bunch of us guys were taking shots of his favorite bourbon in the back after the service. Was real cathartic. Dude was 10 years younger than me.

Walking fat helps you live longer?

I am a very fast walker apparently. I walk a lot in a lot of public spaces like airports. I can only remember two times where I walked with someone who walked as fast as me. One time in the SLC airport. This guy was like 6'8 and gangly, and we started way over in Terminal B before they finished the construction. I walked side by side with this guy for like a mile. I had never had anyone keep up with me, and hell, I was keeping up with him really.

Also I'm not claustrophobic, but the only thing that makes me feel that way is being stuck behind a big group of people walking slowly. It breaks my brain.

Interesting study.

well, check that one off the list, i do all kinds of things fat

I walk at a fairly brisk pace, and really hate it when there are clots of slow walkers clogging up the way in front of me.
Dog walkers with wee, yappy dogs doing dog leash macramé are my nemesis.

Fast walkers look ridiculous
Like, chill, mkay

Uh, get out of the way?

I got to drag a bunch of people behind my truck tonight.
Something I've wanted to do since I got it five years ago.

Um...

That’s cool, I hit a guy with a baseball bat after all these years just saying polite no thank you to solar salesmen.

Someone come over and slice chicken breasts down to cutlets

u got a hammer?

I have angered the poop gods.

Got the Chrimbus tree all up.

I like to put warm tater tots in my pants during the Christmas time.

We decorated on Friday and then made MegaBed and watched Elf.

MegaBed is where we arrange all the couch cushions on the floor like a huge bed and cover it with fuzzy blankets and pillows and then basically live on it for 3 days.

It's Christmassy af up in this bish.

This is the 2nd year we are using colored incandescent lights for the tree after many years of white LEDs.
Fuck LEDs. I get that they use less electricity but they're just so jarring. And I feel like they're all made so poorly and we always have to buy several replacement strands every year. I find that the colored LEDs are like weird shades of each color, too.

Christmas used to be so much more colorful growing up. When cities decorate their streets with lights now it's always just white only now. Everything feels so bland now.

I walk faster than snaka

just saying
ask anyone
I walk with purpose and should that not suffice there is always villainy

I would shoulder MFs.

[love shack]Hip check hazey hip check[/love shack]

broken love shack tags added to the tracker

I could have sworn that was already where it was at

Wow. Just wow.

I've walked a couple of times.

HAPPY CYBORG MONDAY

HOPE EVERYBODY'S GETTING THEIR CYBORG FUCK ON ALREADY U KNOW I AM HAHAHAHAHA

cyber monday is a day of remembrance for the actor paul reubens who played the first cyborg, data on star wars

TERMINATOR

i haven’t pooped since the after thanksgiving day poop

i guess its just a thing of the past for me. never pooping again. one less thing to worry about. later losers!

now for my monday morning coffee

take it to the poop thread

I walk fast, apparently.
Im always being told slow down but wtf just come ON.
I think because i learned to walk in NYC maybe.
also, RIP Paul Reubens, if you have not seen his documentary you should.

We're supposed to get some winter weather and I haven't yet seen even a snowflake, but I am OVER IT!!!

The Paul Reubens documentary was so good!
He was such a creative genius.
RIP indeed

It's been consistently 75 degrees in my office.

id tell that boss "please"

My office is very cold and I'm wearing a hat and I'm about to put on my office jacket.

Someone brought donuts and I ate 2 and now I feel like shit.

I've sworn off donuts because of that and they're really not that enjoyable to eat.

hell yeah more for me /diabetic dab/

The tube I have to pump my roof water out the back door
was frozen when I got to the shop today
so the lil pump was just trying as hard as it could to push the freezies out.
I had to yank it from the door and put it into a bucket and as it thawed the pump got some traction.

I forgot to bring my battery-powered vest to work today. RIP.
It's 59 in here right now which taint baid.

roof water???

it's like water, but on the roof

First it's on the roof. Then it's in the roof.
Then it's inside what is under the roof.

I have a "garage urinal" that is just a funnel and a tube that empties into slim's yard.

Yeah that's kind of what I've got only it's missing pissing into other machines
which then eventually piss out the door. It's a series of tubes.

I don't know wtf happened there "machines pissing into other machines" is what is SPOSDA BE.

My brother put a urinal into his bathroom

all the guys who see it are impressed.

u told me that was lemonade

i still play in that sandbox nearby asshole

Oh, uh, yeah...that one's the lemonade tube. There's a different tube for piss.

I'm working at the meat shop a little but imma about to instigate a strike. Broken mfn heater goddamb 50 degrees in the cutting room and fkn froze ass deer clogging up the place

clogging deers