SLOR'M

From: haze - emotion lotion #551
Date: 11/27/25 @ 9:20 PM

"It's a schooner!"

From: haze - emotion lotion #552
Date: 11/27/25 @ 9:20 PM

Great job.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #553
Date: 11/27/25 @ 9:41 PM

You'll swab the poop deck for that.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #554
Date: 11/27/25 @ 9:46 PM

ch wants to be a seaman

From: haze - emotion lotion #555
Date: 11/27/25 @ 10:01 PM

You are what you eat.

From: phapster #556
Date: 11/27/25 @ 10:09 PM

how is babby farmed?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #557
Date: 11/27/25 @ 10:16 PM

c'mere

From: haze - emotion lotion #558
Date: 11/27/25 @ 10:45 PM

People who tuck in their t-shirts: it's a choice.

From: L Q #559
Date: 11/27/25 @ 11:33 PM

Today was a really tough day.

From: haze - emotion lotion #560
Date: 11/27/25 @ 11:46 PM

I didn't enjoy it.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #561
Date: 11/27/25 @ 11:58 PM

A boat would have made everything better.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #562
Date: 11/28/25 @ 12:02 AM

boating is a warm weather affair

From: slimwhitem #563
Date: 11/28/25 @ 12:22 AM

those who live in glass houses shouldnt row boats

From: slimwhitem #564
Date: 11/28/25 @ 12:23 AM

alternatively, those who live by the boat, die by the boat

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #565
Date: 11/28/25 @ 12:33 AM

woat woat

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #566
Date: 11/28/25 @ 12:43 AM

what's better than owning the libs
owning the libs on a motherfuckin boat

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #567
Date: 11/28/25 @ 12:51 AM

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #568
Date: 11/28/25 @ 3:55 AM

I miss T-Pain

From: haze - emotion lotion #569
Date: 11/28/25 @ 5:03 AM

I want a pet elephant what's made out of bananas.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #570
Date: 11/28/25 @ 5:05 AM

I own a boat.

From: haze - emotion lotion #571
Date: 11/28/25 @ 6:12 AM

Here we go. A three hour tour.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #572
Date: 11/28/25 @ 6:22 AM

please boan't

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #573
Date: 11/28/25 @ 6:55 AM

I’m gonna chop it in half.

From: haze - emotion lotion #574
Date: 11/28/25 @ 6:57 AM

More like choppler.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #575
Date: 11/28/25 @ 7:04 AM

what is that, a boat?

From: haze - emotion lotion #576
Date: 11/28/25 @ 7:30 AM

Looks like a truck with a mohawk mullet.

From: Zero #577
Date: 11/28/25 @ 12:19 PM

chobbler said:

I’m gonna chop it in half.

Abeam or aft to stern?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #578
Date: 11/28/25 @ 3:52 PM

Zero said:

Abeam or aft to stern?

Had to look up abeam and learn a lil bit but essentially that.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #579
Date: 11/28/25 @ 4:00 PM

amateur boat captain
doesn't even know his abeams

From: slimwhitem #580
Date: 11/28/25 @ 5:12 PM

measure twice, cut boat

From: Zero #581
Date: 11/28/25 @ 7:02 PM

'sokay. I messed up the question anyway.
I meant to type bow to stern, stern and aft being synonymous and all.
Watcha gonna do with boat halves?

From: slimwhitem #582
Date: 11/28/25 @ 7:20 PM

a pair of giant snow shoes

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #583
Date: 11/28/25 @ 7:37 PM

Dumb hockey-based mini golf feature for Red Bull.
My third year doing it. I also have to make a hockey puck plinko.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #584
Date: 11/28/25 @ 8:00 PM

call it plinko commie bastard

From: sanka #585
Date: 11/28/25 @ 9:33 PM

Going to a funeral tomorrow. Guy I used to work with. We were good friends for the 6 years I worked there, and we had happy hour drinks with all the work guys often, like every few months even to this day. Had a seizure a week ago and just died. Just WTF. Two kids, 6 and 9, he was 10 years younger than me.

Gonna be a rough day.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #586
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:10 AM

It’s half a boat, binch.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #587
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:12 AM

see u been on grindr

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #588
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:13 AM

4grind

From: haze - emotion lotion #589
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:27 AM

Oh look, a bo.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #590
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:36 AM

where da @

From: haze - emotion lotion #591
Date: 11/29/25 @ 4:35 AM

I wish you could comment on online ads.
Just to get the shit off your chest in the moment.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #592
Date: 11/29/25 @ 4:38 AM

do it

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #593
Date: 11/29/25 @ 4:46 AM

it's called the carbbaiting thread

From: haze - emotion lotion #594
Date: 11/29/25 @ 6:09 AM

I tried crumple salad for the first time tonight.
It was fine, but there was a real texture issue with the paper.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #595
Date: 11/29/25 @ 6:23 AM

i had that once on cripple creek
not bad dot jaypeg

From: haze - emotion lotion #596
Date: 11/29/25 @ 8:56 AM

I have never burped. Doctors say that is why
I don't have no belly button. Never popped out.

From: Redboxer #597
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:16 PM

The newest form of stolen valor is folks just randomly wearing hi-viz stuff.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #598
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:55 PM

Jim Bean

From: Redboxer #599
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:57 PM

Not a real bean.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #600
Date: 11/29/25 @ 4:22 PM

Thinking about Gin beans