SLOR'M

From: haze - emotion lotion #501
Date: 11/26/25 @ 8:18 AM

The higher-up-than-the-guest talk show host seating thing is weird.
And another thing: to be quite honest with you, clam chowder sounds good right now.

From: LadyAlthea #502
Date: 11/26/25 @ 1:29 PM

red or white tho?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #503
Date: 11/26/25 @ 3:09 PM

there is no choice but white

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #504
Date: 11/26/25 @ 3:44 PM

Did u no that lamb is the salmon of meat.

From: Redboxer #505
Date: 11/26/25 @ 4:53 PM

No

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #506
Date: 11/26/25 @ 5:02 PM

Lambs can't swim upstream, the wool repels water and fucks up their swimming abilities. Everyone knows this

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #507
Date: 11/26/25 @ 5:41 PM

I just put my turkey in the microwave, slow cooking it at 10% power. It'll be perfectly cooked tomorrow.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #508
Date: 11/26/25 @ 6:05 PM

If you want a real crispy skin,
load the whole microwave into your oven for the last three hours.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #509
Date: 11/26/25 @ 6:09 PM

I like it rubbery.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #510
Date: 11/26/25 @ 6:11 PM

If you want a real rubbery skin,
load the whole microwave into your bathtub for the last three hours.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #511
Date: 11/26/25 @ 6:52 PM

My Christmas carp is in the bathtub.

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #512
Date: 11/26/25 @ 8:12 PM

Turkeys thawed. Hams ready to go. 2 pumpkin pies baked. Strawberry pretzel salad. Strawberry fluff. Stuffing, broccoli cheddar rice, mashed taters, gravy, corn casserole and deviled eggs. Buns. If you leave hungry it's your own damn fault!

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #513
Date: 11/26/25 @ 8:13 PM

No green bean casserole. Idk why.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #514
Date: 11/26/25 @ 8:23 PM

youre cooking all that??? damn gurl

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #515
Date: 11/26/25 @ 8:37 PM

Yes sir! I only have a salad left and I'm done. This will probably be the last big Thanksgiving I make. It's physically tough for me to do it all anymore so it's my last hurrah.

From: slimwhitem #516
Date: 11/26/25 @ 9:05 PM

i love how you cant really read the tone of text messages, like i cant tell if the daycare lady is being sarcastic or deadpan serious, but just got this text from her

[RE redness on his cheeks from earlier] "the redness appears to have cleared up after his nap, but he wanted to let me know his knee is gone"

im like oh... okay, thanks

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #517
Date: 11/26/25 @ 9:27 PM

I brined my turkey in sour grape Kool-Aid and stuffed the cavity with hot dogs and Smarties.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #518
Date: 11/26/25 @ 9:28 PM

Sour Diesel Turkey

From: haze - emotion lotion #519
Date: 11/26/25 @ 10:09 PM

LadyAlthea said:

red or white tho?

Def white. I've probably tried the red kind before, but I don't remember it.

From: L Q #520
Date: 11/26/25 @ 10:12 PM

When IRC was really popular I remember saying in a chat room about this meal I was making. I made up all kinds of crap. I'm stuffing my turkey with smelt fish! And for an appetizer I'm making ham soup by pureeing the ham and adding water to thin it out.

From: haze - emotion lotion #521
Date: 11/26/25 @ 10:13 PM

Sounds yummy!

From: L Q #522
Date: 11/26/25 @ 10:14 PM

I'll bring some over!

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #523
Date: 11/26/25 @ 10:43 PM

slim, did you find your child's knee?

From: haze - emotion lotion #524
Date: 11/26/25 @ 10:55 PM

Where do knees even go?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #525
Date: 11/26/25 @ 11:10 PM

What kind of knees give milk?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #526
Date: 11/26/25 @ 11:11 PM

deez knees haha got em

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #527
Date: 11/26/25 @ 11:12 PM

what da hell...

From: Sepharo #528
Date: 11/26/25 @ 11:18 PM

cocorsf said:

Turkeys thawed. Hams ready to go. 2 pumpkin pies baked. Strawberry pretzel salad. Strawberry fluff. Stuffing, broccoli cheddar rice, mashed taters, gravy, corn casserole and deviled eggs. Buns. If you leave hungry it's your own damn fault!

Hell yeah that sounds perfect to me.
I miss strawberry pretzel salad

From: slimwhitem #529
Date: 11/27/25 @ 12:18 AM

they were both still there! not calling the kiddo a liar, but im incredulous to say the least

ill keep an eye on it over the holiday break and if his knees go missing then… well… ill break some knees, or something

From: Wenchie #530
Date: 11/27/25 @ 3:43 AM

haze said:

Where do knees even go?

Knees are the elbows of your legs

From: haze - emotion lotion #531
Date: 11/27/25 @ 4:28 AM

I guess? The only elbow I know about is macaroni.

From: slimwhitem #532
Date: 11/27/25 @ 4:36 AM

told the daycare lady that it must be “a knee mia”

she didn’t think it was funny or she didn’t get it

From: japanface #533
Date: 11/27/25 @ 4:38 AM

kind of creepy to think of the joints in your fingers as a whole lot of small knees in your hand

From: slimwhitem #534
Date: 11/27/25 @ 4:38 AM

however mom got it and still didn’t think it was funny sooo…. like wtf

From: slimwhitem #535
Date: 11/27/25 @ 4:44 AM

less creepy; starts to make more sense after a major wipeout on the fingerboard half pipe without fingerknee pads

From: Timred - Stamina of a year old #536
Date: 11/27/25 @ 7:41 AM

ghoast said:

Lambs can't swim upstream, the wool repels water and fucks up their swimming abilities. Everyone knows this

I heard this in Robert California's voice

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #537
Date: 11/27/25 @ 3:56 PM

I fell asleep on the couch and woke up a little bit ago.
idk why that always feels like a treat.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #538
Date: 11/27/25 @ 5:17 PM

I think I'm going to buy a boat.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #539
Date: 11/27/25 @ 5:26 PM

you know what they say about boats

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #540
Date: 11/27/25 @ 5:29 PM

Yeah. Get a BIG one.

From: slimwhitem #541
Date: 11/27/25 @ 5:41 PM

the bigger the boat the harder they float

From: slimwhitem #542
Date: 11/27/25 @ 5:42 PM

boat like butterfly sink like a bee

From: slimwhitem #543
Date: 11/27/25 @ 5:45 PM

boat early, boat often

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #544
Date: 11/27/25 @ 5:50 PM

I'm going to pay $75 for my boat. $75 boat.
AND I'm going to cut it in half.

From: slimwhitem #545
Date: 11/27/25 @ 6:58 PM

are you planning on turning it upside down and using it as a roof?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #546
Date: 11/27/25 @ 8:29 PM

Opinions are like boats. Everybody's an asshole.

From: haze - emotion lotion #547
Date: 11/27/25 @ 8:42 PM

That boat ain't gonna float.

From: slimwhitem #548
Date: 11/27/25 @ 8:43 PM

two in the hand is worth one in the boat

From: Redboxer #549
Date: 11/27/25 @ 8:48 PM

A half a boat is called a ship.

From: slimwhitem #550
Date: 11/27/25 @ 9:01 PM

beauty is in the eye of the boat holder