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From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5401
Date: 03/16/26 @ 9:00 PM
We need a better word for portmanteau.
Mashupdog.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5402
Date: 03/16/26 @ 9:10 PM
bear eat everything but
From: L Q #5403
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:17 PM
Just got back from our cruise late last night.
Got off the ship at 7:45am.
Was at the airport by 8:30.
The airport was so crowded that it took us an hour and a half or so to check our bags.
It was 11 when we were finally able to eat and wait for the plane.
My plane was supposed to leave fort lauderdale at 2:54, but it kept getting delayed.
Finally an update was given it would leave at 4:50.
We boarded and sat on the tarmac probably for 2 hours.
There was really bad storms and it was unsafe.
I had started feeling really lousy at the airport.
WELP, today I tested positive for covid.
From: L Q #5404
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:18 PM
I got home 11:40 last night.
Took my mom to a hotel because I don't really have anywhere for her to sleep.
Drove her home today, 1.5 hours there and 1.5 back.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5405
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:33 PM
Just got back from our cruise late last night.
today I tested positive for covid.
Uh huh.
From: L Q #5406
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:38 PM
Not sure what that means.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5407
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:39 PM
Just lil' wheels turning.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5408
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:46 PM
i don't think they are steam driven anymore
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5409
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:51 PM
They took God out of the schools, too.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5410
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:04 PM
Not on my wash.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5411
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:09 PM
He means you went on a cruise and got covid.
Like when someone says, "I went on a cruise and got covid" and all you can do is stand there and nod your head.
From: L Q #5412
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:11 PM
I see!
First time it ever happened for me.
From: haze - emotion lotion #5413
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:12 PM
I had covid once. It was post-vax. It's fine because at least I got the trackers in me now.
I want the eliens to come find me one day to take me away to where I've always heard it could be.
It's not far to never never land. No reason to pretend. Well, it's not far back to sanity.
At least it's not for me. Believe me.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5414
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:12 PM
See also: I stuck a steak knife in the recepticle and got shocked.

Sorry you're sick though. I hope it's not bad.
From: haze - emotion lotion #5415
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:15 PM
Arigatou gozaimasu.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5416
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:20 PM
arigatmanteau
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5417
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:30 PM
arigatword
From: Americuhhhhh #5418
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:39 PM
I got caught in a storm today and then my phone refused to charge up and I thought my phone had taken on some water but it hadn't and my new phone arrives in the phone this week.

Currently listening to...Nothing. Music is boring me lately.
From: Americuhhhhh #5419
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:40 PM
Also, I am dealing with a lot of questioning of my sexual orientation due to how I dress and wear my hair.

And I am 100% certain I have been mistreated for it.
From: Americuhhhhh #5420
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:42 PM
Not cool Americuhhhh. Please pull yourselves together. There is plenty of money to be spent on online shopping than worry about how I dress or where my hair. I've been celibate for five years. Mind your sex life.
From: Americuhhhhh #5421
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:43 PM
My hair is nowhere.
From: Americuhhhhh #5422
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:43 PM
Quadpost
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5423
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:47 PM
my new phone arrives in the phone
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5424
Date: 03/16/26 @ 11:47 PM
this week
From: haze - emotion lotion #5425
Date: 03/17/26 @ 12:17 AM
forever
From: Americuhhhhh #5426
Date: 03/17/26 @ 12:43 AM
Get your own phone within a phone envy.
From: L Q #5427
Date: 03/17/26 @ 12:49 AM
Get your free covid here.
Anyone interested?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5428
Date: 03/17/26 @ 1:26 AM
haze said:

forever
8<>8
From: haze - emotion lotion #5429
Date: 03/17/26 @ 1:53 AM
Exact.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5430
Date: 03/17/26 @ 4:20 AM
for hazep

From: haze - emotion lotion #5431
Date: 03/17/26 @ 4:52 AM
Man, I hate his "face."
From: japanface #5432
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:01 AM
any of y'all from maryland? what are "maryland beaten biscuits" all about?
they're described in this book i'm reading as,
"hard as a haul-seiner's conscious and dry as a dredger's tongue, and they sit for hours in your morning stomach like ballast on a tender ship's keel. They cost little, are easily and crumblessly carried in your pockets, and if forgotten and gone stale, are neither harder nor less palatable"
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5433
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:06 AM
pretty sure it has Old Bay in it.
From: Americuhhhhh #5434
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:07 AM
Not sleeping. Not going to.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5435
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:15 AM
sounds like hardtack crackers
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5436
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:17 AM
If only you could make only one thing disappear forever, which would you choose: "Bluetooth speaker in public" people, or Mr. Beast?
From: haze - emotion lotion #5437
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:17 AM
I like crackers and snacks.
From: Sepharo #5438
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:31 AM
have you eaten cheeto?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5439
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:33 AM
i think bt people in public would actually take care of a lot of other issues

and hate his melted wax face and creepy demeanor or not, i would imagine you could find at least one person who legitimately benefited from some of the weird shit beast does.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5440
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:36 AM
i wonder if there's a mrs beast
From: haze - emotion lotion #5441
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:38 AM
I had Cheeto two tree days ago. Anyway,
https://youtu.be/eBouRNRYzXo?si=LGJgbrtclPa7t7Bx
From: haze - emotion lotion #5442
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:40 AM
My ex hated it when I sang this, which was often.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5443
Date: 03/17/26 @ 5:44 AM
lol

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