SLOR'M

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5351
Date: 03/15/26 @ 8:44 PM

haze said:

We have more high winds coming through tonight.
Man, I don't wanna lose power gain.

i got a phone call warning me about high winds, hail, tornados, power loss, below freezing temps
hopefully all that bullshit passes me by

From: slimwhitem #5352
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:00 PM

alright new rule only 1 day per year bad weather allowed get it together, earth.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5353
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:08 PM

I am also drinking beer.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5354
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:08 PM

From: haze - emotion lotion #5355
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:09 PM

myusername said:

haze said:

We have more high winds coming through tonight.
Man, I don't wanna lose power gain.
i got a phone call warning me about high winds, hail, tornados, power loss, below freezing temps
hopefully all that bullshit passes me by

Yeah, that's a lot of stuff.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5356
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:09 PM

Man, I can't even... jeez.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5357
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:19 PM

Tornado weather here now. Sirens will probably go off in a few minutes.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5358
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:27 PM

Hail now

From: slimwhitem #5359
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:31 PM

heel knaw*

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5360
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:34 PM

Gotta bust out some AC/DC

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5361
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:44 PM

broke into my boss's house last night because he borrowed another bartender's car keys to run errands on account of he had a flat tire but then he walked home without giving them back or telling dude he was outski.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5362
Date: 03/15/26 @ 9:46 PM

I tell u hwat I don't think temperament for burglary and crimb is as heritable as aptitude

From: slimwhitem #5363
Date: 03/15/26 @ 10:04 PM

i wasn’t born into crime life, cram life was born into me

From: haze - emotion lotion #5364
Date: 03/15/26 @ 10:07 PM

gabagool

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5365
Date: 03/15/26 @ 10:10 PM

Weather seems fine now.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5366
Date: 03/15/26 @ 10:17 PM

Boy, people who say "flick off" instead of "flip off" are real weird.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5367
Date: 03/15/26 @ 10:26 PM

frig off

From: slimwhitem #5368
Date: 03/15/26 @ 11:47 PM

we’re doing frogs now

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5369
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:55 AM

I dont like drinking anymore
It has to be real special for me to take in
I had a Macallan 12 I enjoyed last year that was the last time I enjoyed something alcoholic

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5370
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:56 AM

F5 and omg stay safe!

From: haze - emotion lotion #5371
Date: 03/16/26 @ 4:10 AM

Man, building fire alarm is going off, sounds like upstairs.
I don't smell anything. I think fire just came and grabbed the extinguisher outside my door.
Yep, alarm is off now. Maybe people here just suck at cooking.
Please like and subscribe for more breaking news like THIS.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5372
Date: 03/16/26 @ 4:26 AM

PEEPHOLE NEWS here: We are reporting that the extinguisher
appears to have never been removed from it is display case.
We still do not know what the ruckus was, but the good news
is that the potential danger has been bonked in some way.
Please like and sumbitch for more news contempt.

From: Sepharo #5373
Date: 03/16/26 @ 5:31 AM

haze and his crost-the-hall neighbor staring at each other through peepholes and neither knows

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5374
Date: 03/16/26 @ 12:25 PM

https://www.officer.com/tactical/swat/article/10327298/reverse-the-peephole

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5375
Date: 03/16/26 @ 12:27 PM

Anybody got a link for a little cover you place over your peephole so that anyone looking in sees something fun like a lemon party or 2 girls with a cup?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5376
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:23 PM

hhyep
i knew it

few beers last night, nothing very strong
out sick from work today pounding headache and shitstorm brewin

im gonna just stop drinking i think
stupid

From: haze - emotion lotion #5377
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:30 PM

Oh nooooo!

From: Redboxer #5378
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:38 PM

That sounds annoying.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5379
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:42 PM

is this what ppl call alcohol allergy

From: Redboxer #5380
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:45 PM

We're gonna get tornadoes today.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5381
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:49 PM

We've got snow all day.

From: Redboxer #5382
Date: 03/16/26 @ 2:53 PM

This weather is dong crocky.

From: slimwhitem #5383
Date: 03/16/26 @ 3:27 PM

an alcohol allergy might be a good thing for me to have

how does one go about getting one?

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5384
Date: 03/16/26 @ 3:29 PM

are you of East Asian descent?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5385
Date: 03/16/26 @ 3:35 PM

slim has no descentsy at all

From: slimwhitem #5386
Date: 03/16/26 @ 5:37 PM

yeah, i eat at some pretty decent asian places all the time

hit me up if ur looking for recommendations

From: haze - emotion lotion #5387
Date: 03/16/26 @ 5:40 PM

I got less than five hours of sleep last night.
I'm feeling very nappy headed.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5388
Date: 03/16/26 @ 5:46 PM

canceled

From: slimwhitem #5389
Date: 03/16/26 @ 6:20 PM

my son likes to watch videos of this asian couple that raises otters, the dude likes to go camping and bring the otters

in one of the videos, dude stops to eat 3 hotdogs while hes boiling water, you cant see his face, but i swear it looks like he eats them horizontally

there was about 6 other rage inducing moments while sitting there watching this guy awkwardly make and eat 3 hotdogs, but i will spare you all unless there are further inquiries

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5390
Date: 03/16/26 @ 6:28 PM

did he share hotdogs with the otters?

From: slimwhitem #5391
Date: 03/16/26 @ 6:53 PM

no

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5392
Date: 03/16/26 @ 6:54 PM

Did he even suck on a chili dog at all?

From: haze - emotion lotion #5393
Date: 03/16/26 @ 7:01 PM

Oh yeah, I had a couple chili dags a few days ago.

From: slimwhitem #5394
Date: 03/16/26 @ 7:06 PM

fine here they are:

1) he cooks the hotdogs in a skillet, but "toasts" the buns with a butane torch and not consistently or evenly, just randomly moving the bun side to side until he sees little black specks then moves on

2) they look like regular hotdog buns, but instead of using the premade slit, he awkwardly split the top (side?) with his thumb but does anAWFUL job. the hotdogs dont sit inside the bun, they ride barely fit in this bread ditch me made. at one point a hotdog falls out and he has to fumble around to get it back in on the bun

3) he uses this whole grain mustard, but like he was 5. huge clump here, one seed there just sorta willy nilly applies it with little to no effort

4) he uses ketchup, but the first one got a 2oz blast of ketchup water and hes like nbd and eats it anyway. you gotta prime your ketchup dude!

5) as mentioned before, the first one he holds with both hands and raises it to his face (off camera). unless he pivoted out of view, dude ate that first one like it was a corn cob

6) it was like 15 otterless minutes watching this idiot eat (what looked lilke) breakfast like a goddamb dingbat.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5395
Date: 03/16/26 @ 7:35 PM

Ketchup precum is the worst

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5396
Date: 03/16/26 @ 7:47 PM

i think it's in a tossup with mustard smegma

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5397
Date: 03/16/26 @ 8:36 PM

Revoke that guy's hot dog license.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5398
Date: 03/16/26 @ 8:50 PM

We need a better word for portmanteau.
It's too long and french. Nobody likes it.
Here's a suggestion: tword

From: idsaluteyoubub #5399
Date: 03/16/26 @ 8:53 PM

High winds just lay off the weed yo

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5400
Date: 03/16/26 @ 8:59 PM

It's actually a nautical term. It just means Leftmanteau.