SLOR'M

From: Ransome #5251
Date: 03/13/26 @ 12:26 PM

A is for apple wtf is wrong with you

From: slimwhitem #5252
Date: 03/13/26 @ 12:41 PM

ahh look, an example of someone who doesn’t have enough PISS

From: Ransome #5253
Date: 03/13/26 @ 12:59 PM

all vinegar no brakes

From: Americuhhhhh #5254
Date: 03/13/26 @ 1:56 PM

Make no brake pickles.

From: sanka #5255
Date: 03/13/26 @ 2:44 PM

U usually trust the local NPR weather guy, he's pretty good. But the forecast for this coming snowstorm is ridiculous. Expect 4-22 inches. OK then.

From: Redboxer #5256
Date: 03/13/26 @ 3:33 PM

There is no upcoming snowstorm. What the fuck are you on about? Its a thunderstorm storm and 0.93 inches of rain.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5257
Date: 03/13/26 @ 4:00 PM

From: cmtz #5258
Date: 03/13/26 @ 4:12 PM

I have seen anywhere between 1" - 28" forecasted
we will see!

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5259
Date: 03/13/26 @ 5:20 PM

I was at an event last night where they walked around with the trays full of free cocktails and I had at least 10.

From: slimwhitem #5260
Date: 03/13/26 @ 5:43 PM

the birds with the little yellow mohawks? man, thats a lot of birds

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5261
Date: 03/13/26 @ 6:13 PM

i bet he brought he own cockatiel weenies too

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #5262
Date: 03/13/26 @ 6:14 PM

I love you, universe lion

From: haze - emotion lotion #5263
Date: 03/13/26 @ 7:31 PM

Space Cat said:

...the car says PROM on it.
I like it. If you forgot where you were going, you could just pull over and check your notes.

We wrote "PROM OR BUST" on both sides with a bar of soap.
On the back was, I think, "ONE HELL OF A LIMO". We were idiots.

From: Sepharo #5264
Date: 03/13/26 @ 8:40 PM

it's been wimdy all day
I can hear the overgrown ivy whipping around the outside of my house
and that squeaky chimney cap or whatever it is makin that racket up there

From: haze - emotion lotion #5265
Date: 03/13/26 @ 8:55 PM

Yeah, the lights were flickering earlier and I'm just hoping to not lose power again.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5266
Date: 03/13/26 @ 8:59 PM

SF is having a little Second Summer but it seems to be winding down.
Which is good because I don't change my outfits for no 74F heatwave.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5267
Date: 03/13/26 @ 9:03 PM

Remember Memepool?

From: haze - emotion lotion #5268
Date: 03/13/26 @ 9:18 PM

Yeah, I liked the one with Wolverine.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5269
Date: 03/13/26 @ 9:26 PM

... lol.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5270
Date: 03/13/26 @ 9:33 PM

L Q said:

Bbam ever been drunk on a cruise ship? Because this bitch drank all day at the casino. I’ve been living it up, racked up enough points to get a free cruise.

/leo dicaprio smiling and toasting you.gif 🥂

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5271
Date: 03/13/26 @ 9:39 PM

My parents still go on cruises, which is absolutely bonkers to me, but I put myself in their place and imagine my Christian leftist grown-ass child scolding me about stuff we knew was fucked before they were even born and I keep it to myself.

From: Sepharo #5272
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:04 PM

My parents are in Vegas right now.
Sending pictures of their slot machine payout tickets to the family group chat.
$4000
$600
$1000

I just hope they're bringing some of it home.

I'm jealous they went to that big sphere. That's all I want to do in Vegas.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5273
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:06 PM

there are so many slots in Las Vegas you won't know where to begin

From: Sepharo #5274
Date: 03/14/26 @ 12:06 AM

Whole neighborhood lost power other than my street
usually it's the other way around
must be opposite day

From: haze - emotion lotion #5275
Date: 03/14/26 @ 12:15 AM

That's good because the dark is really scary.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5276
Date: 03/14/26 @ 1:31 AM

(oc) 2 scary haze w/

From: Americuhhhhh #5277
Date: 03/14/26 @ 2:25 AM

Well that's not annoying.

I pooped my pants on a walk today. I did not have enough wipes to manage properly. Poop got on my shoe. Not the way Friday was supposed to hapoen.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5278
Date: 03/14/26 @ 2:28 AM

Friday the 13th you know

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5279
Date: 03/14/26 @ 2:32 AM

I have pee control again
My low level fever broke yesterday
#yayme

From: haze - emotion lotion #5280
Date: 03/14/26 @ 2:34 AM

I wish I had pee control.

From: Monkopotamus #5281
Date: 03/14/26 @ 2:49 AM

and I'm flushing in a most peculiar way

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5282
Date: 03/14/26 @ 2:53 AM

Remember when you can pee a foot away and now your pee doesn't stand a chance against gravity? You really have to leeean over the toilet to make sure you don't leave an indignity of aging all over toilet seat, you lazy fuck.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5283
Date: 03/14/26 @ 2:58 AM

Or is this a sign of an enlarged prostate?

From: slimwhitem #5284
Date: 03/14/26 @ 3:04 AM

pee control

i was going to make a joke about a certain prince song, not knowing they already renamed it

so now im not sure if you already made the joke and i just didnt know it or what

From: haze - emotion lotion #5285
Date: 03/14/26 @ 3:10 AM

Why in the hell wouldn't you lift the toilet seat before you piss?
Unless you sit down to pee...

From: haze - emotion lotion #5286
Date: 03/14/26 @ 3:11 AM

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #5287
Date: 03/14/26 @ 3:12 AM

I can still hit the shower ceiling.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5288
Date: 03/14/26 @ 3:16 AM

It's an anecdote of my husband's daily process

Also I have sat on seats that were freshly watered by my forgetful and/or lazy son and I hate sitting on wet seats in my own home as I never think to have to check my own toilet seats

From: haze - emotion lotion #5289
Date: 03/14/26 @ 3:35 AM

Well, you certainly shouldn't have to.

From: idsaluteyoubub #5290
Date: 03/14/26 @ 8:42 AM

I'm on a plane to Skopje now WHO CARES

From: Ransome #5291
Date: 03/14/26 @ 8:50 AM

It’s really not hard to drink out of the toilet without splashing water around.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5292
Date: 03/14/26 @ 9:34 AM

I wish urinals weren't so hard to drink out of.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5293
Date: 03/14/26 @ 11:02 AM

Americuhhhhh said:
I pooped my pants on a walk today. I did not have enough wipes to manage properly. Poop got on my shoe. Not the way Friday was supposed to hapoen.

Why are you shidding your pants?
Do you still have those dog diapers?

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5294
Date: 03/14/26 @ 3:07 PM

after I got off work last night I made some old dude crash out because I didn't want to talk to him and just gave him shit about not tipping the bartender enough when he wouldn't leave me alone. He started accusing us of running a scam and said I didn't have to be such a bitch and I was like yes I do, you wanna take this outside? and he was like, WHAT SO YOUR BOYS CAN JUMP ME, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS and I'm like yeah they've been freezing their asses off for like 45 minutes waiting to rob some cheap old fuck, let's go, and then he left lmao

From: slimwhitem #5295
Date: 03/14/26 @ 4:31 PM

u could save a lot of time and hassle by just punching customers on first sight every time

that one is free

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5296
Date: 03/14/26 @ 4:47 PM

not my customer not my wallop to bestow

From: slimwhitem #5297
Date: 03/14/26 @ 4:49 PM

opc

From: sanka #5298
Date: 03/14/26 @ 6:54 PM

Bridy you gonna get fucked on by snow even worse than us.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5299
Date: 03/14/26 @ 7:16 PM

It's what I've been waiting for

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5300
Date: 03/14/26 @ 8:35 PM

get snode