SLOR'M

From: sanka #5201
Date: 03/12/26 @ 12:09 PM

Man, I already turded three times this morning. Gotta be on site all day. That's gonna be fun. I can't see how theres anything left in there.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5202
Date: 03/12/26 @ 12:12 PM

Eat 6 pop tarts. You won't poop again until next week.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5203
Date: 03/12/26 @ 12:12 PM

There always is, though.

From: sanka #5204
Date: 03/12/26 @ 12:18 PM

It's not even hot snakes or diarrhea or anything either. Just lots of normal turds.

From: L Q #5205
Date: 03/12/26 @ 1:47 PM

Bbabe. Just went through my second hour time change. It was forward. And the ship was one hour behind. Then the next day the ship was on the same time. Now today the ship is again an hour behind. So confusing.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5206
Date: 03/12/26 @ 3:51 PM

Yup. Hope you were still able to get to Sexiest Person Competition on time.

From: L Q #5207
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:10 PM

Never saw that. We are on celebrity right now. I think you are on Royal.

From: L Q #5208
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:10 PM

Please subscribe to /cruise for more cruise talk. Thank.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5209
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:12 PM

Celebrity was nice. I sailed on the Ape-X and sure enough, not a single gorilla aboard.

From: L Q #5210
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:13 PM

Thank you for subscribing.
We like any cruise so far. My favorite is Royal. Celebrity is a bit snobby. But this is what fit into our schedule. 9 day cruise.

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #5211
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:18 PM

They all look like gluesticks
They gay as hell

I can't think of the rest. Anyone have that meme? rob has a girthy meme file, right? Help rob

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5212
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:37 PM

something something kiss dogs

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5213
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:37 PM

From: Americuhhhhh #5214
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:57 PM

So anyway...

I am looking at purchasing a new phone and it has come to my attention that this new phone will work just as shitty as the old phone.

From: Americuhhhhh #5215
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:58 PM

Yay technology.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5216
Date: 03/12/26 @ 6:26 PM

u a disgrace

From: slimwhitem #5217
Date: 03/12/26 @ 6:32 PM

theres a lot of overlap in that list

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5218
Date: 03/12/26 @ 6:57 PM

I just found out my stupid phone can do lidar scans

From: slimwhitem #5219
Date: 03/12/26 @ 7:33 PM

are u callin me a lidar

From: Monkopotamus #5220
Date: 03/12/26 @ 7:45 PM

i lard

From: sanka #5221
Date: 03/12/26 @ 8:04 PM

I just saw a thing saying we're supposed to get over a foot of snow back home. Fuckin winter.

From: sanka #5222
Date: 03/12/26 @ 9:30 PM

I am at the airport having a $20 beer.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5223
Date: 03/12/26 @ 9:42 PM

Jeeesus.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5224
Date: 03/12/26 @ 10:06 PM

Im fucking miserable
I picked up a cold at Miami or the cruise ship and it's just not letting up
Im under a heating blanket but still cold
Dry hacking coughs that causes me to pee myself
I dont even have a full bladder this isn't a thing normally
So annoying
Had a nice shower earlier that was my best part of the day

From: sanka #5225
Date: 03/12/26 @ 10:24 PM

The guy I worked with today is on my flight to SLC. He lives there I guess. Please don't let him sit next to me.

From: Redboxer #5226
Date: 03/12/26 @ 10:39 PM

A cold on a cruise ship!?

From: sanka #5227
Date: 03/12/26 @ 10:39 PM

Whew. He's behind me.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5228
Date: 03/12/26 @ 11:04 PM

Put an ascii dick on a big wig oil pipeline dude's excel sheet in 72 point font 8========D

From: cmtz #5229
Date: 03/12/26 @ 11:25 PM

Its like a gross rainy snow mix rn

From: haze - emotion lotion #5230
Date: 03/12/26 @ 11:44 PM

Ha, I was looking at old pics of my dag and came across a grainy pic of me and my best friend in our prom tuxes,
standing in front of his mom's huge green Oldsmobile or whatever before we headed off to pick up our dates.
Jesus.

From: sanka #5231
Date: 03/13/26 @ 12:37 AM

I have had a prom pic with my two high school buddies in my wallet for 30 years now. Fuck I'm old.

From: haze - emotion lotion #5232
Date: 03/13/26 @ 1:01 AM

I'm older. I wish I had some of those pics, especially the ones with our dates.
I have a couple from our yearbook, but that's it. Also, IDGAF:

From: L Q #5233
Date: 03/13/26 @ 2:06 AM

Americuhhhhh said:

So anyway...

I am looking at purchasing a new phone and it has come to my attention that this new phone will work just as shitty as the old phone.

‼️

From: L Q #5234
Date: 03/13/26 @ 2:08 AM

Bamboozled said:

Im fucking miserable
I picked up a cold at Miami or the cruise ship and it's just not letting up
Im under a heating blanket but still cold
Dry hacking coughs that causes me to pee myself
I dont even have a full bladder this isn't a thing normally
So annoying
Had a nice shower earlier that was my best part of the day

My mom has been sick for 2 days. We brought abx. She quarantined. Today we’ve been out no fever. Still giving her Tylenol and ibuprofen.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5235
Date: 03/13/26 @ 2:18 AM

...the car says PROM on it.
I like it. If you forgot where you were going, you could just pull over and check your notes.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5236
Date: 03/13/26 @ 2:51 AM

this guy tux

From: L Q #5237
Date: 03/13/26 @ 3:33 AM

Bbam ever been drunk on a cruise ship? Because this bitch drank all day at the casino. I’ve been living it up, racked up enough points to get a free cruise.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5238
Date: 03/13/26 @ 4:05 AM

just karate chopped a nut with my phone
here comes tummy ache

From: japanface #5239
Date: 03/13/26 @ 4:47 AM

i thought you were saying you tried to crack a nut open with your phone
and that nuts upset your stomach
but i think i understand and really hope you didn't crack a nut open with your phone

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5240
Date: 03/13/26 @ 4:51 AM

I wish this was nutritional violence
and not just plain old fashioned nut violence

From: Redboxer #5241
Date: 03/13/26 @ 9:38 AM

The weather got doo doo stupid.

From: Ransome #5242
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:52 AM

one of our local meteorologists was arrested for the weather being so fucking weird yesterday

From: slimwhitem #5243
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:52 AM

i think hes blocking the rest of the word, because thats a DOGEP ROM

From: Americuhhhhh #5244
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:53 AM

I think the word prom is carved into that car up there.

From: slimwhitem #5245
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:56 AM

in the early days of dodge, they couldn’t afford the stick on lettering, so they had to carve the model name on each car as it came off the line, meaning occasionally they would misspell it

From: Americuhhhhh #5246
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:56 AM

Yesterday was very warm. This morning I need socks with my shorts and a long-sleeve shirt.

I am not putting on pants because today is Friday.

From: Americuhhhhh #5247
Date: 03/13/26 @ 11:58 AM

slimwhitem said:

in the early days of dodge, they couldn’t afford the stick on lettering, so they had to carve the model name on each car as it came off the line, meaning occasionally they would misspell it

AI says something totally different, man. Which internet version am I supposed to believe?

From: Americuhhhhh #5248
Date: 03/13/26 @ 12:01 PM

https://www.jeffbelzersdodgeram.com/dodge-logo-history/

In case anyone finds this topic interesting.

I am going to make breffus.

From: Ransome #5249
Date: 03/13/26 @ 12:03 PM

unsubscribe

From: slimwhitem #5250
Date: 03/13/26 @ 12:11 PM

there is a reason the A stands for artificial

what i have is called Perceptual Intelligence for Systematic Summarization