SLOR'M

From: Redboxer #5051
Date: 03/10/26 @ 12:04 PM

You'll probably wind up in a pond.

From: slimwhitem #5052
Date: 03/10/26 @ 12:08 PM

i regret not getting a cool nickname when i was younger, like a good one with sticking power, you know?

like taco

or megaballz

From: Redboxer #5053
Date: 03/10/26 @ 12:09 PM

My old boss knew a dude named gorilla

From: idsaluteyoubub #5054
Date: 03/10/26 @ 12:13 PM

I named a student Pizza once.

From: cmtz #5055
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:05 PM

Its crazy to me how many people tear out a perfectly good kitchen just because it doesnt look all grey or whatever

From: Americuhhhhh #5056
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:15 PM

This is not the Tuesday I planned for. Look at these gasoline price.

I threw my car into the garbage.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5057
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:19 PM

just the tip of the shitberg I'm afraid

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5058
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:19 PM

when I was working on Sunday these dudes were rabidly defending that one of them who was like 5'10" was actually 6'2" because to admit otherwise would be a chain reaction ending in the shortest of them topping out at like 5'6" instead of the 5"8" he claimed with zero irony while eyelevel with my eyebrows. There's usually a tape measure around but the one time I needed it it wasn't there so I'm going to bring my own. lmao the audacity.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5059
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:20 PM

Like i know it's a trope but to witness it in person and to such an implausible degree

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5060
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:21 PM

Anyway how about that worsening dystopia

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5061
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:21 PM

sub6ers are the true victims of the patriarchy

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5062
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:22 PM

can't be a short king while lying out your ass

From: slimwhitem #5063
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:23 PM

that crown of lies gets you the last few inches you need

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5064
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:26 PM

all the pros of dating a short dude are canceled out by their contempt for anyone who would fuck such a short dude

From: cmtz #5065
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:30 PM

Im 5 ft so like 99% of adults are much taller than me.
For awhile i was crushing hard on a short king who was maybe an inch taller than me.
I wonder how nice it would be to not have to strain your neck to kiss your partner.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5066
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:35 PM

I'm only five four so extremely average height. I'd rather have twice the clothing options than a crick in my neck but either I get a looks boost being viewed from above vs head on or I'm v scary and it makes short dudes' tenuously attached dicks fall off.

From: Ransome #5067
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:35 PM

5'4" is actually below average height for a giant

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5068
Date: 03/10/26 @ 1:36 PM

the lord knew if I was tall I'd be (more) insufferable

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5069
Date: 03/10/26 @ 2:05 PM

thinking about hopping into a food dehydrator and becoming jerky man

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5070
Date: 03/10/26 @ 2:08 PM

jerk man to jerky man lol

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5071
Date: 03/10/26 @ 2:11 PM

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5072
Date: 03/10/26 @ 2:17 PM

Space Cat said:

It was a while back but I was looking at some grilling post about charcoal on facebook and someone commented, "Kingsford is woke."

Just found it in my imgur:

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5073
Date: 03/10/26 @ 2:50 PM

it is.
i bought a bag and i became 5'11"and my dick fell off

but the pork butt was real tender

From: cmtz #5074
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:33 PM

Reading about kingsford being woke led me down a rabbithole and i found a website called buywokefree and im dying. Its got a little gauge to indicate wokeness of every company

Chlorox, tractor supply, exxonmobile, dollar general, visa, the NASDAQ, tyson foods, and jpmorganchase are all EXTREMELY WOKE. They were all redlining

From: Monkopotamus #5075
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:42 PM

are sleeping pills woke?

From: cmtz #5076
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:46 PM

Zzzquil, from Vicks, a P&G subsidiary is woke, yes.

From: idsaluteyoubub #5077
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:54 PM

What is this Kingsford woke thing? I googled. Nothing.

From: Monkopotamus #5078
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:55 PM

the wokeometer is too woke proportionally

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5079
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:55 PM

They done went way LEFT.

From: Ransome #5080
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:57 PM

Not going to lie but I think babies are woke as fuck

From: Monkopotamus #5081
Date: 03/10/26 @ 3:58 PM

you know what they say
three wokes make a right

From: Americuhhhhh #5082
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:05 PM

Why do republicans rep an elephant from Africa and India and dems represent a donkey from Mexico but this is Americuh why isn't it the eagle?

Politricians are weird I"d rather be a lolitrician.

From: idsaluteyoubub #5083
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:08 PM

Believe they came about from a political cartoon a long time ago but we have googles

From: Ransome #5084
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:08 PM

Freedom of choice is neat and allows shutting the fuck up

From: Sepharo #5085
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:09 PM

beans are woke

From: Americuhhhhh #5086
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:17 PM

idsaluteyoubub said:

Believe they came about from a political cartoon a long time ago but we have googles

Right. My point is it doesn't make any sense and doesn't actually represent Americuhhhh.

From: cmtz #5087
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:37 PM

Its probably something small like Kingsford showed a photo of a multiracial family on tv once

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5088
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:47 PM

We should make our own woke warning website showing everything good, cheeseburgers, for example, blowing the needle out of the wokeometer.

From: idsaluteyoubub #5089
Date: 03/10/26 @ 4:57 PM

Trash day is woke

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5090
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:01 PM

pick-up trucks are woke

From: Redboxer #5091
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:02 PM

Ankle socks?

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #5092
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:03 PM

Anyone have the original "they all like fishin for sum reason" white people rant? googlefu is failing me

From: cmtz #5093
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:09 PM

Constitutional rights are very woke

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5094
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:30 PM

the 2nd amendment is a GOD GIVEN right

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #5095
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:33 PM

I watched people pivot from 'shall not be infringed' to 'why does it matter if they take it away from Trans people are YOU Trans?'. By people I mean my brother. That I no longer associate with

From: Monkopotamus #5096
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:33 PM

on the 8th day God created guns
and the Beatles

From: cmtz #5097
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:36 PM

I saw my racist uncle the other day, and he believes that lesbians (not all queer folks, just the lesbians) are now an organized political party plotting to overthrow democracy, and that Mamdani is going to force Sharia law onto NYC

From: cmtz #5098
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:38 PM

Anyway 2/3 of his kids live in Denver now and dont talk to him anymore

From: Monkopotamus #5099
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:43 PM

sharia lesbians

From: Monkopotamus #5100
Date: 03/10/26 @ 5:44 PM

THE ONLY RESULT