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From: toadylox #901
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:53 PM
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #902
Date: 03/04/26 @ 8:34 PM
toadylox said:

technically, you correct
aww, the three words i always want to hear
<3
From: slimwhitem #903
Date: 03/04/26 @ 9:48 PM
my eyes are up here
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #904
Date: 03/04/26 @ 10:43 PM
No, keep going... keep going... higher... way up over the top of his ass.
From: toadylox #905
Date: 03/05/26 @ 3:16 AM
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #906
Date: 03/05/26 @ 3:34 AM
Carnival Cruise fashion
From: toadylox #907
Date: 03/05/26 @ 5:09 AM
From: phapster #908
Date: 03/05/26 @ 5:44 AM
From: JTWood #909
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:20 AM
actual lols from me on the last two
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #910
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:31 AM
legit romfls from me on the post above
From: Bamboozled - Babe #911
Date: 03/05/26 @ 3:23 PM
He who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
From: toadylox #912
Date: 03/05/26 @ 4:40 PM
From: toadylox #913
Date: 03/05/26 @ 4:43 PM
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #914
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:40 PM
'product'
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #915
Date: 03/05/26 @ 7:48 PM
From: phapster #916
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:10 PM
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #917
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:11 PM
Pretty sweet ass for a broom.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #918
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:13 PM
Yeah, not bad.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #919
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:31 PM
It would be a refreshing change to fuck a broom, for once.
From: jed #920
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:38 PM
I've heard vacuum cleaners give better head.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #921
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:40 PM
nah, they suck
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #922
Date: 03/05/26 @ 11:51 PM
From: Bamboozled - Babe #923
Date: 03/06/26 @ 1:27 AM
Wut
From: Bamboozled - Babe #924
Date: 03/06/26 @ 1:29 AM
Gemini, please make understanding 🙏
From: phapster #925
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:11 AM
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #926
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:17 AM
lmfo
owl bee arse
From: slimwhitem #927
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:18 AM
owl bee south
From: Monkopotamus #928
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:20 AM
owl be dots
From: Detrious #929
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:25 AM
owl be there
From: slimwhitem #930
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:28 AM
i think it’s a total recall reference. something about 3 boobs, birds and the bees, etc
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #931
Date: 03/06/26 @ 3:07 AM
Take on beeeeeeeeeee
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #932
Date: 03/06/26 @ 4:07 AM
owl be gatdammd
From: Monkopotamus #933
Date: 03/06/26 @ 4:27 AM
bowel ass
From: phapster #934
Date: 03/06/26 @ 5:55 AM
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #935
Date: 03/06/26 @ 12:19 PM
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #936
Date: 03/06/26 @ 12:27 PM
toadylox said:


When I see guys like this CEO or whatever I immediately notice their perfectly babied hands and hope they get crushed in a car door or something.
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #937
Date: 03/06/26 @ 12:47 PM
Just tear your nails off like a man
From: LadyAlthea #938
Date: 03/06/26 @ 1:07 PM
A&W ceo got in on that burger bite too
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #939
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:03 PM
I wish I was a CEO so I could afford a burger to bite.
From: LadyAlthea #940
Date: 03/06/26 @ 2:34 PM
get back in the mines
From: Monkopotamus #941
Date: 03/06/26 @ 3:13 PM
burgermining
burgermaxing
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #942
Date: 03/06/26 @ 3:33 PM
ghoast with the protein
From: Sepharo #943
Date: 03/06/26 @ 8:53 PM
I grow my nails real long so that people know I don't be working.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #944
Date: 03/06/26 @ 8:55 PM
My hands look like someone eat raw beef and doodooed it into a hand mold
and then put the hand mold into a 50,000 ton press until it exploded.
From: Redboxer #945
Date: 03/06/26 @ 8:57 PM
Remember when you were doing that hand thing?
From: Mantis55 #946
Date: 03/06/26 @ 11:32 PM
LadyAlthea said:

A&W ceo got in on that burger bite too

I dont' think that one was real. A little too comical. Felt like an actor.
From: Monkopotamus #947
Date: 03/06/26 @ 11:37 PM
yeah, it was AGuy
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #948
Date: 03/06/26 @ 11:43 PM
We should get all the CEOs together in one place so we can, I mean so they can eat delicious burgers. Mmmmmm, burgers.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #949
Date: 03/06/26 @ 11:57 PM
Sepharo said:

I grow my nails real long so that people know I don't be working.

how do people wipe their butts with super long fingernails
From: slimwhitem #950
Date: 03/07/26 @ 12:09 AM
i can’t tell you. but if u were wondering how people with super long butts wipe their fingernails… im ur guy

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