SLOR'M

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1
Date: 10/11/25 @ 4:51 AM

lathe and plaster

mf do u got a big ass machine smeared in plaster???

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2
Date: 10/11/25 @ 5:47 AM

ideally

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3
Date: 10/29/25 @ 3:38 PM

brump

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4
Date: 02/04/26 @ 11:42 AM

Wow, first thing this morning I completely blew the back out of my JUICY sweatpants.

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #5
Date: 02/04/26 @ 6:58 PM

Taco Bell farts are deadly

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6
Date: 02/04/26 @ 9:49 PM

Googling special characters and pasting them is easier than figuring out Chromebook's stupid-ass version is.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7
Date: 02/04/26 @ 9:52 PM

Just got home and found sequins embedded in the drywall.

From: slimwhitem #8
Date: 02/04/26 @ 9:58 PM

might as well bedazzle the rest of the house

From: tcroller #9
Date: 02/05/26 @ 12:39 AM

It just started snowing here again at my home in NC. My kids haven't been to school since January 23rd. :(

From: idsaluteyoubub #10
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:00 AM

Keep dping good by trying to go to bed early and get a solid 8 or 9 hours but my dumb brain and/or body nopes it all to hell. Have to get up in an hour and it's not even worth trying to go back to sleep at this point.

Kids gonna get a grumpy teacher today.

From: idsaluteyoubub #11
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:01 AM

Lol dping good would go into the r0x thread.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #12
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:05 AM

Have you considered drugs?

From: idsaluteyoubub #13
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:28 AM

I always consider drugs, for any reason. Don't wanna experience Midnight Express irl though.

From: slimwhitem #14
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:56 AM

might i recommend some of my diy medications that have been holding their own for a while now

From: idsaluteyoubub #15
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:58 AM

Sure as long as it's not jenkem.

From: slimwhitem #16
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:59 AM

you got any spray paint u aint gonna use?

From: bfte #17
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:03 AM

you tried unisom and melatonin and all that shit already?

From: idsaluteyoubub #18
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:07 AM

Melatonin, yes. Never heard of unisom. I'll see if I can find it here in this jenkem'd up country.

From: idsaluteyoubub #19
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:08 AM

slimwhitem said:

you got any spray paint u aint gonna use?

I'll just give myself a sleeper hold and not tap out

From: bfte #20
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:13 AM

yeah actual sleeping meds work much better than melatonin
some of them have melatonin in them but i don't think as the active ingredient.
just make sure you take it like 9 or 10 hours before you need to wake up or you will be pretty groggy.

good luck, never fun to be tired as fuck all the time

From: bfte #21
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:15 AM

also if it's anxiety related it would be best to treat that instead of the sleeplessness.
that's the only thing that ever helped me, at least.

not sure if that is relevant here but if it is that's my advice

From: idsaluteyoubub #22
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:18 AM

Dunno if it's anxiety, more like my brain decides to dictate all my past mistakes and shortcomings right when I begin to drift off.

Or my allergies flare up. Or my body decides to do a singular, dry cough every 20 minutes.

Or lots of farts.

It's always something.

From: bfte #23
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:19 AM

yeah i think you need to read the bible for this one

From: haze - emotion lotion #24
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:23 AM

Gross.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #25
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:31 AM

isn't that like textbook anxiety
or at least one of the anxiety textbooks

From: idsaluteyoubub #26
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:38 AM

I have no idea. I should be better about knowing about mental health. Just stuck in the ways I was taught as a youngster...tough it out.

What a dumb lesson lol

From: haze - emotion lotion #27
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:40 AM

"Snap out of it."

From: Timred - Stamina of a year old #28
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:47 AM

Gdammit - I'm very frustrated right now. Normally not one to get frustrated over too much shit, but here we are.

1. I have some clients that are dumb as fuck. Like really fucking dumb. I've been on the rock now for a while, and I've never seen an entire family so fucking dumb. Have to explain shit to them ALL 3 or 4 times, then a few days pass and they call me with the question that I explained to them the few days ago. I am glad that we live in a place where people so fucking dumb can stay alive. Not only are they dumb, but they are stubborn. Thick headed and stubborn. Completely irrational. I've been dealing with them for 6 months now. If it wasn't for a colleague of mine, I would have fired them. I'm almost to the point of telling Mr. Client to shut the fuck up and get out of his own way and let me help him do what he hired me to do. Sign the fucking paperwork don't ask me another goddam question, because I'm gonna fuck you up if you open your fucking mouth again...

2. I've started taking Salsa and Bachata lessons at a local club. I'm a pretty good dancer freestyle, but having to do choreography and technique take time to learn and I seem to only learn in small increments. Partner dancing is a lot harder.
Every fucking teacher I know starts out in the first 10 minutes of the lesson with a basic step. Left, right forward, left, right backward...really easy but you have to keep time. And it takes time and practice to keep the time sustained. Its like playing music..
Then, after a few minutes of the basic step, then they start getting more and more complicated. so after about 20 minutes, they're getting into swing turns, belly turns, open twists, mariposa, samba, and hand switches. Like they're expecting me to be mother fucking John Travolta or something...and then when I miss the time and try to come back to the basic step...there's another turn or hand switch or something and my partner is frustrated because I'm frustrated and it all goes to shit, and the teacher is looking at me like I'm an idiot.

I'm just trying to have a good fucking time and learn this shit...not swing and sway and turn and step and all the other bullshit on the first night...

So I ended up rage quitting AGAIN tonight and now I'm at home in front of my fucking computer...Arrrrgh

From: haze - emotion lotion #29
Date: 02/05/26 @ 7:28 AM

I mean, if you can't be John Travolta maybe you could at least aspire to being Ted Striker.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #30
Date: 02/05/26 @ 7:51 AM

idsaluteyoubub said:

I have no idea. I should be better about knowing about mental health. Just stuck in the ways I was taught as a youngster...tough it out.

What a dumb lesson lol

same same
I'm 109% certain i need to speak to a professional about no less than 5 issues

but whiteknuckling has got me this far damnit
why shouldn't i just drive this husk into the grave without a tune up

From: haze - emotion lotion #31
Date: 02/05/26 @ 7:58 AM

I've whiteknuckling for decades at this point.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #32
Date: 02/05/26 @ 8:06 AM

I've been whiteknighting for a few hours and boy are my

From: haze - emotion lotion #33
Date: 02/05/26 @ 8:10 AM

I forgot the word "been" and now I'm whiteknuckling a whole lot of regret.

From: idsaluteyoubub #34
Date: 02/05/26 @ 8:38 AM

I've had white knuckles my entire life who cares no big whoop

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #35
Date: 02/05/26 @ 9:30 AM

prolly just dehydrated or smth get some pedialyte guv

From: idsaluteyoubub #36
Date: 02/05/26 @ 10:10 AM

Oh man my knuckles/hands get so dry in the winter the skins starts to split open.

Goddamn I sound like a mess lol

From: Redboxer #37
Date: 02/05/26 @ 11:38 AM

You should be brown knuckling it.

Yeah i have to lotion up and wear gloves otherwise my hands will break out during winter.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #38
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:06 PM

I'm having some serious buyer's regret. I got a fleshlight - spared no expense - got the highest priced model (The Rock) and...
It hurts. Very disappointing, but maybe I'm doing it wrong. There were no instructions. Please help.
How far in is the fleshlight supposed to go?

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #39
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:10 PM

Elbow deep...............not less

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #40
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:51 PM

Need to microwave it first.

From: idsaluteyoubub #41
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:12 PM

What part of The Rock? It's important.

From: Rob #42
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:25 PM

the entire fleshlight?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #43
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:37 PM

idk, rob. That's what I'm trying, but I can't push it in. It hurts.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #44
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:38 PM

What part of The Rock?

I don't know, man. The fleshlight part? I should have done more research.

From: idsaluteyoubub #45
Date: 02/05/26 @ 6:54 PM

Space Cat said:

What part of The Rock?
I don't know, man. The fleshlight part? I should have done more research.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT PART OF THE ROCK, IF YOU SMELLLLLLALALALA, WHAT THE ROCK, IS FOOKIN

From: idsaluteyoubub #46
Date: 02/06/26 @ 5:01 AM

My allergies have been fucked this week, and the allergy medicine that has been working for me for 25 years is not working.

Need to switch countries. Turkiye sucks.

From: haze - emotion lotion #47
Date: 02/06/26 @ 5:26 AM

Aw, you got the gobbles?

From: idsaluteyoubub #48
Date: 02/06/26 @ 5:32 AM

Get down gobbles

From: haze - emotion lotion #49
Date: 02/06/26 @ 5:39 AM

I've allowed myself to get all stressed out while I'm trying to relaaaaax into the niiiiight.
I'm gonna throw up.

From: slimwhitem #50
Date: 02/06/26 @ 5:47 AM

im getting the whole weird chest heart pounding feeling anytime im not focused on something interesting and my mind likes to default snap to worry machine on rocket fuel mode and it sucks

what im trying to say is i feel you haze