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From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1
Date: 02/07/26 @ 12:19 AM

Remember a simpler time before the social fabric imploded in slow motion every day and hobbies like playing board games, dungeons n' dragons, warhammer, etc. were a suitable and effective past time and social outlet?

Me neither.

What are you playing? What's still in shrink wrap on your shelf of shame? What kickstarter did you just back? What dm/gm/referee prep are you excited about? Did your tiefling bard fuck the dragon yet? What's the best 40k faction and why is it the Tau? Did you just start a short session of The Campaign for North Africa?

What's playing at your table?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #2
Date: 02/07/26 @ 12:21 AM

https://www.onlineboardgamers.com/

anyone interested in some asynchronous splotter spellen? Food Chain Magnate?

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #3
Date: 02/07/26 @ 6:20 AM

I'm starting a Warhammer: Age of Sigmar Path to Glory campaign tomorrow and 3d printed a ghost army.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #4
Date: 02/07/26 @ 1:09 PM

Looks fucking sick

From: Redboxer #5
Date: 02/07/26 @ 2:45 PM

I miss my game gang. E'rybody got old and moved and had babies and stuff.

HP's plan is apparently to fuck himself a party.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #6
Date: 02/07/26 @ 3:03 PM

unironically yes

From: wander - former King of the Moon #7
Date: 02/07/26 @ 5:02 PM

have patience said:

https://www.onlineboardgamers.com/

anyone interested in some asynchronous splotter spellen? Food Chain Magnate?

I made an account! I don't know any of these games though.

Last one I played was Zoo Vadis, which was a fluffy negotiation game. Good for parties and mixed groups.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #8
Date: 02/07/26 @ 5:30 PM

These are Splotter Spellen games, which are pretty universally heavy weight and very fun. Board Game Arena is another good one for asynch play, but it takes a person with premium to play the best games and I feel funky about paying more to play games I already own. Yucata.de is also good.

Tabletop simulator is best but completely unsuitable for asynchronous play. I only have time for like 1-5 moves a day, sadly. If you're down, I'm definitely down!

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #9
Date: 02/07/26 @ 9:04 PM

Absolutely stomped my first game. The ghost cart is disgusting.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #10
Date: 02/08/26 @ 4:03 AM

my friend bought Jumani Fluxx and I like its Danger card mechanism over the other Fluxx versions that use Creepers
https://store.looneylabs.com/collections/fluxx-games/products/jumanji-fluxx-se

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #11
Date: 02/08/26 @ 4:52 AM

I'm in 2 regular dnd campaigns and my manager is trying to get one started with some coworkers. Love me some math rocks

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #12
Date: 02/09/26 @ 7:58 PM

which campaign is your tiefling bard in
and didja
you know

From: reno #13
Date: 02/09/26 @ 8:02 PM

i love mighty nein the cartoon
but i dont really vibe with the actual cr game
i like the d20 games much more

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #14
Date: 02/10/26 @ 2:25 AM

The old CR campaigns are an investment of time I don't have right now. I'm trying to keep up w/ C4 and it's been some of the best roleplay I've seen. The D20 campaigns feel a lot more digestible and have more of the silly comedy vibe that I enjoy when I want something more casual to consume.

From: reno #15
Date: 02/10/26 @ 5:07 AM

Yeah that's how I feel too

From: reno #16
Date: 02/10/26 @ 5:08 AM

D20 is just fun fun...

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #17
Date: 02/10/26 @ 11:58 AM

I tried going back and watching the Vox Machina tabletop plays about a month ago when I was sick. I was thinking it would be fun to see some of the old combat and possibly find build ideas to yoink. Getting through all those old campaigns will definitely take years for me to get through.

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #18
Date: 02/10/26 @ 2:36 PM

I remembers this one:https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/10783/the-official-dealer-mcdope-dealing-game

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #19
Date: 02/10/26 @ 2:44 PM

Redboxer said:

I miss my game gang. E'rybody got old and moved and had babies and stuff.

HP's plan is apparently to fuck himself a party.

Yup. It's impossible to get together anymore it seems.

From: Redboxer #20
Date: 02/10/26 @ 3:35 PM

I've tried to start up with folks a couple of times, but find the right group is hard and I think d&d is boring as fuck.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #21
Date: 02/10/26 @ 5:37 PM

I like the gay osr d&d clones, a lot

I especially like the sine nomine systems

Can't stand 5e/'one'

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #22
Date: 02/11/26 @ 2:52 AM

Has anyone played the Chuck Tingle TTRPG?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #23
Date: 02/11/26 @ 3:45 AM

i stuck my own dick in my own butthole once but i don't think that's what you mean

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #24
Date: 02/11/26 @ 10:46 PM

Pigspigspigspigs
90 bux for a box of 3.
Or 15 bux of resin and some scan files for alla deez ehehehehehe

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #25
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:08 PM

Spells for my ghost army. Can't even cast them for 2 more weeks. Currently 2-0 in the campaign.

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #26
Date: 02/21/26 @ 12:31 AM

Stinky swamp orks. Quick speedpaint job. Will detail em better after the whole army gets to this level.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #27
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:16 AM

looks fun!

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #28
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:17 AM

is anyone interested in an asynchronous board game?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #29
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:17 AM

online i mean

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #30
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:30 AM

I have logged 75.9 hours on tabletop simulator

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #31
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:32 AM

I suspect mine is high as well
but I'm looking at a few browers based solutions for asynch play for those of us with the hankering but without the time for a single session

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #32
Date: 02/24/26 @ 1:37 AM

My hero promoted in the campaign so I added a reaper to denote his increase in stature.

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #33
Date: 02/24/26 @ 9:09 AM

Another ork for my wife's army

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #34
Date: 02/24/26 @ 2:09 PM

waaagh

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #35
Date: 02/24/26 @ 2:09 PM

back when the warhammer mmo was a thing i tried to get an all-orc rp guild up, all based on the Art of Waaagh, by Sum Git

it did not go over well

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #36
Date: 03/04/26 @ 12:46 PM

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #37
Date: 03/04/26 @ 7:27 PM

if your spouse plays ork do you ever call them spork

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #38
Date: 03/05/26 @ 7:49 AM

She's played like... 2 games. She's not super enthused. But painted orcs get her excited slightly. I might get her to play a handful of games when I'm done. Which is fine. I have all the Grand Alliance Destruction armies since picking up orcs for her

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #39
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:07 AM

Moar ghosts

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #40
Date: 03/07/26 @ 5:07 AM

spoopy

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #41
Date: 03/10/26 @ 8:54 AM

Gotta boner

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #42
Date: 03/12/26 @ 10:09 AM

SWAMP PIG SWAMP PIG SWAMP PIG