SLOR'M

From: haze - emotion lotion #1
Date: 02/03/26 @ 6:45 AM

I didn't see a new rox thread, so here. Too much ticking, not enough rox lately.
And, for some reason, it's me creating this thread. Anyway, go:

From: idsaluteyoubub #2
Date: 02/03/26 @ 6:55 AM

I'm going to Skopje in 6 weeks, and Cyprus next week. It's nice to have time off again after 10 years of shitty slave labor in Korea (South).

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:08 AM

I'm on the big island and first meal was killer sushi, spam musubi and seaweed salad from a shit hole in kona.

gonna see some liquid hot magmas if we're lucky and then scubey doos this week for the first time in 13 years

From: L Q #4
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:10 AM

We are financially free and it's amazing!

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5
Date: 02/03/26 @ 1:00 PM

nuttin

From: Ransome #6
Date: 02/03/26 @ 4:21 PM

Nuttin can be pretty swell sometimes

From: phapster #7
Date: 02/03/26 @ 6:03 PM

it stopped raining, and it will be good to have a long walk along the riverside, watch the boats, take a few pics, stop by a few shops in the village, and stop for tea.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #8
Date: 02/04/26 @ 2:34 AM

L Q said:

We are financially free and it's amazing!

congratulations
how about lending your ol pal zoidberg a few books

From: L Q #9
Date: 02/04/26 @ 2:36 AM

I’ll Venmo you $1! Where do I send?

From: haze - emotion lotion #10
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:25 AM

I was just informed that Connor Storrie gave me a shout-out in a video (I watched it on reddit).
I didn't even know who he was until just now. Haven't watched Heated Rivalry.
That's crazy.

From: haze - emotion lotion #11
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:47 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/connorstorrie/comments/1raa1qd/cultured_magazine_a_psa_from_connor/?tl=fr

From: slimwhitem #12
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:55 AM

haha, that’s awesome

From: haze - emotion lotion #13
Date: 02/23/26 @ 7:30 AM

I can't even deal.

From: idsaluteyoubub #14
Date: 02/23/26 @ 7:33 AM

Everyone think u RIP in peace

From: haze - emotion lotion #15
Date: 02/23/26 @ 7:49 AM

Makes sense, I am a dinosaur.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #16
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:21 AM

damn hazel

reap internet poince

wonder what that will do for sales
i think that show is pretty popular
ive seen a bit of it. steamy

From: haze - emotion lotion #17
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:29 AM

Sales are whatever, I don't care about that.
I'm just like stunned. This guy is big right now.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #18
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:38 AM

he's pretty big in the show
iykwim

From: L Q #19
Date: 02/23/26 @ 10:36 AM

haze, RIP

From: haze - emotion lotion #20
Date: 02/23/26 @ 10:35 PM

Yep. Soon. Anyway, I'll check out the show for ships and jiggles.

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #21
Date: 02/24/26 @ 12:13 AM

That's awesome haze!

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #22
Date: 02/24/26 @ 12:27 AM

omg that bangs.

From: haze - emotion lotion #23
Date: 02/24/26 @ 12:37 AM

Thank, thank.

From: bfte #24
Date: 02/24/26 @ 12:50 AM

That's awesome!

I wonder if Connor Novella is a fan too

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #25
Date: 02/27/26 @ 10:17 PM

just gummied up and rode my bike in perf weather to get a massage for the first time in a thousand years
and boy are his arms tired

nice dude, good elbow jamming, nice awareness of small talk limits, nice oil ratios, didnt stink in any way.
insurance covered everything but my 20% grat
A+++%*2 would lay again

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #26
Date: 02/27/26 @ 11:52 PM

Nice. One time I went to a disreputable massage parlor and requested the happy ending.
I got a decent massage but at the end she shit on my chest. I told her, "I said HAPPY."
Still tipped 20%. It was kind of nice. Warm.

From: haze - emotion lotion #27
Date: 02/28/26 @ 12:07 AM

Maybe she's a happy pooper. Probably should've clarified.

From: kontaz #28
Date: 02/28/26 @ 12:29 AM

Holy shit! Fazed is back! Just found out. Still not better than a warm poopy ending tho tbh.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #29
Date: 02/28/26 @ 2:21 AM

Welcome back.

From: slimwhitem #30
Date: 02/28/26 @ 2:28 AM

we had to discontinue that service over here at 1-800-4RE-POOP

too many misunderstandings

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #31
Date: 03/01/26 @ 11:19 PM

u can try to bury this thread and i get why you would want to but I'm having a good time drinkin a montucky after biking to the rebuild center
and buying a perfect match door latch and then not getting charged for it. Then walking down to the bar and grabbin a couple outside in the almost sunny and 60 weather while my special lady friend gets a massage.
i can't take so much winning when will it end

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #32
Date: 03/01/26 @ 11:20 PM

oh and 3$ montuktuk
and that's 16oz of delicious lager beer

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #33
Date: 03/01/26 @ 11:20 PM

I think I'll get another
and i just remembered the gumgums i took about an hour ago. Please make the winning stop

From: haze - emotion lotion #34
Date: 03/01/26 @ 11:40 PM

Good for you, man.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #35
Date: 03/02/26 @ 12:29 AM

I got to move a shitty old truck with a forklift today.
Something of a dream.
Forklift was too small to fold it in half
so don’t even come at me with that.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #36
Date: 03/02/26 @ 1:03 AM

If you didn't fold a truck in half then don't even post.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #37
Date: 03/02/26 @ 2:20 AM

Please read my post again and then one more time thank you.

From: haze - emotion lotion #38
Date: 03/02/26 @ 2:25 AM

I found forkliftin' to be kinda stressful based on what I used it for.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #39
Date: 03/02/26 @ 2:29 AM

fuckin?

From: haze - emotion lotion #40
Date: 03/02/26 @ 3:19 AM

Running from the cops.

From: Monkopotamus #41
Date: 03/02/26 @ 3:27 AM

lifting a singular fork

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #42
Date: 03/02/26 @ 3:34 AM

do u even forklift

From: slimwhitem #43
Date: 03/02/26 @ 3:34 AM

for kliftin

From: haze - emotion lotion #44
Date: 03/02/26 @ 3:52 AM

Jumpin' sharks.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #45
Date: 03/02/26 @ 6:36 AM

U ever lift a forklift
with you are forklift

From: haze - emotion lotion #46
Date: 03/02/26 @ 6:39 AM

Hell yea'h. What a ride!!!!

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #47
Date: 03/02/26 @ 6:41 AM

From: idsaluteyoubub #48
Date: 03/02/26 @ 9:37 AM

The only thing I forklift is spaghetti

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #49
Date: 03/02/26 @ 2:02 PM

This is my first time in Guatemala. And what can I say but WOW!

Guatemala City impressed me. But Antigua Guatemala is making me fall in love.

People here know how to live the good life.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #50
Date: 03/09/26 @ 2:53 AM

60 degrees out today and I put about 15 miles on the electric unicycle.
Loaned my car to my brother who is about 10 miles away and rode all the way back.
Came upon some sport biker motorcyclists on the way and hung with them on some windy roads.
It's kind of the most fun transportation activity I have ever engaged in
and I'm so excited for the weather to allow it again.