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From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1
Date: 10/09/25 @ 3:58 AM

a place for upsetting news and horseshit opinions

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2
Date: 10/09/25 @ 4:00 AM

seems like it's fine get real spicy real soon out there

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3
Date: 10/09/25 @ 4:01 AM

*gonna not fine
that doesn't even make sense
how could something fine get spicy smhd

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4
Date: 10/29/25 @ 3:37 PM

blump

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5
Date: 11/05/25 @ 4:31 AM

mamdani, va/nj govs, ca prop. 50, national guard blocked from Portland

almost feels good

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #6
Date: 11/05/25 @ 4:41 AM

Minneapolis re-elected the milquetoast mayor.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #7
Date: 11/05/25 @ 4:41 AM

Very happy about Mamdani.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #8
Date: 11/05/25 @ 5:17 AM

looks like there's still a chance 4 muslin

From: toadylox #9
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:40 PM

From: toadylox #10
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:42 PM

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #11
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:59 PM

https://slorm.net/forum/topic.php?id=101

Political pics go in here now thank youuuuu

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #12
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:50 PM

guys airplanes are falling out of the sky
this is democrat fault

From: DrButtcheeksPHD - them, show to me #13
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:51 PM

we all voted for the same guy right

From: DrButtcheeksPHD - them, show to me #14
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:51 PM

for chobbler, to deliver us

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #15
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:54 PM

A rising boat raises all the boats.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #16
Date: 11/07/25 @ 7:04 PM

deliver us a gd stuff crust pissa

From: DrButtcheeksPHD - them, show to me #17
Date: 11/07/25 @ 7:08 PM

i had a calazone the other week and i realized that i dont like new technologies

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #18
Date: 11/07/25 @ 8:16 PM

On Thursday, senators voted by 51-49 to allow Trump to start a war against Venezuela without consulting Congress. Rubio played a pivotal role in convincing wavering senators, meaning Trump has a free hand to attack Venezuela whenever.

lol wut

From: Rob #19
Date: 11/09/25 @ 6:00 PM

Everything sucks

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #20
Date: 11/09/25 @ 6:04 PM

yeah p much

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #21
Date: 11/09/25 @ 6:43 PM

K

From: Shortpants #22
Date: 11/09/25 @ 9:55 PM

From: sanka #23
Date: 11/09/25 @ 11:27 PM

Fuckin Trump is on commentary on this NFL Game. I haven't heard that guys voice in forever and I fucking hate it.

From: Sepharo #24
Date: 11/09/25 @ 11:33 PM

I'm watching the game at the airport. The Detroiters put up with that for a few minutes, but after it started to drag on the complaints became loud lol
Trying to watch football here

From: sanka #25
Date: 11/09/25 @ 11:37 PM

There's an old parable, Russian I think?

An old man comes by the news stand and picks up the paper and looks at it every day, then puts it back. Every day he does this. One day the owner of the news stand says "What are you looking for every day"? The old man says "Obituaries".

The guy says "Obituaries are on the last pages". The other guy says "Not the one I'm looking for".

From: haze - up the back stairs #26
Date: 11/10/25 @ 12:00 AM

I loved hearing the boos.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #27
Date: 11/10/25 @ 12:46 AM

So 8 Democrats have allegedly cut a deal with Senate Republicans to re-open the government.... without including any funding for healthcare.

Traitors.

From: sanka #28
Date: 11/10/25 @ 12:54 AM

Primary all of them. Fucking traitors.

From: Rob #29
Date: 11/10/25 @ 4:17 AM

Dems caved

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #30
Date: 11/10/25 @ 4:39 AM

Gee, all of the turncoats are either retiring or can't be primaried until 2028 and I'm not supposed to blame Schumer?

Fuck you, Chuck. You had a strong majority backing the dems on this and you immediately wiped out all of that for a promise of a vote by a party of habitual liars. And not only that: the house can simply not vote on it. And then Trump could veto it because it most certainly won't be veto-proof.

And these geriatric cucks wonder why they lose all the goddamn time. Fucking losers.

From: toadylox #31
Date: 11/10/25 @ 4:51 AM

we are so fucking cooked

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #32
Date: 11/10/25 @ 5:08 AM

jesus christ

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #33
Date: 11/10/25 @ 10:14 PM

butterknife said:

tfa said:
Trump pardoned high-profile individuals allegedly involved in his attempt to overturn the election, including Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Boris Epshteyn, John Eastman and Mark Meadows -- and 72 other individuals allegedly associated with the effort to challenge the 2020 election results.

there has got to be a german term that conveys complete and utter lack of surprise
while maintaining a feeling of absolute outrage and dread
and the trifecta of impotence because i think thats the name of the street my house is on now

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #34
Date: 11/11/25 @ 1:56 AM

CNN: Democrats are seething over the shutdown deal, but they might be celebrating a year from now

Weapons grade copium

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #35
Date: 11/11/25 @ 3:28 AM

they boated in the senate and Speaker Dickbrains called back the House from their extended vacation

From: DrButtcheeksPHD - them, show to me #36
Date: 11/11/25 @ 3:55 AM

i pol er tics
call that a bipartisan

From: Sepharo #37
Date: 11/11/25 @ 4:47 AM

woke beans and beer

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #38
Date: 11/11/25 @ 3:15 PM

‘South Park’ Takes On Trump and Wins Bigly
“It’s not that we got all political,” said Trey Parker, one of the show’s creators. “It’s that politics became pop culture.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/business/media/south-park-trump.html

From: Rob #39
Date: 11/11/25 @ 8:38 PM

Someone else say it.

From: Tocsy #40
Date: 11/11/25 @ 8:57 PM

Surely they've got him this time?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #41
Date: 11/12/25 @ 12:32 AM

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-demand-tougher-abortion-restrictions-extend-obamacare-fund-rcna243206?

WASHINGTON — Senate Republicans say they’re open to extending a pot of Affordable Care Act funds that will expire at the end of the year — but only if Democrats acquiesce to stricter abortion restrictions on insurance plans.

those dirty rat finks

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #42
Date: 11/12/25 @ 12:34 AM

We'll let you prevent people from dying BUT ONLY if you make people die totally preventable deaths because i misread the bible

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #43
Date: 11/12/25 @ 4:22 PM

Epstein mentioned Trump multiple times in private emails, new release shows
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/politics/epstein-trump-emails-oversight-committee

The emails were released Wednesday by Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, who obtained them after subpoenaing Epstein’s estate earlier this year.

According to the email reviewed by CNN, Epstein wrote to Wolff apparently to address Trump’s claim that he asked Epstein to resign his membership at the president’s Mar-a-Lago Club.

“trump said he asked me to resign,” Epstein wrote, adding, “never a member ever. . of course he knew about the girls as he asked to Ghislaine to stop.”

of course he knew about the girls
-Epstein

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #44
Date: 11/12/25 @ 11:16 PM

https://www.livemint.com/news/us-news/house-republicans-release-23-000-pages-of-epstein-documents-amid-trump-scrutiny-report-11762970307265.html?

House Republicans on Wednesday (November 12) released a massive trove of 23,000 pages of documents from the estate of convicted financier Jeffrey Epstein, following months of delays, the New York Times reported.

The release came shortly after Democrats published emails suggesting President Donald Trump may have known more about Epstein’s sex-trafficking activities than previously acknowledged.

two words: discharge petition

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #45
Date: 11/12/25 @ 11:44 PM

Rob said:

Someone else say it.

omg its juslikamooooooviiiiieeeee

From: Redboxer #46
Date: 11/13/25 @ 2:30 AM

Rob loves the Alien Ant Farm.

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #47
Date: 11/13/25 @ 2:33 AM

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #48
Date: 11/13/25 @ 2:34 AM

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #49
Date: 11/13/25 @ 2:35 AM

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #50
Date: 11/13/25 @ 3:16 AM

Inside the CIA’s secret mission to sabotage Afghanistan’s opium
https://archive.ph/RbTok

This is an interesting read