Tattoos: You Got 'Em, Let's See 'Em
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1
Date: 11/29/25 @ 3:00 AM
Anyone have any side tattoos?
Thinking about getting one on the side of my torso,
pretty much hip to armpit.
Design being an old camelback straightedge.

Wondering how bad an idea it is.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #2
Date: 11/29/25 @ 4:24 AM
I don't have any but I've done a shit ton of them and the universal consensus is that the torso sucks.
Ribs, stomach, chest, back in "holy fuck" to "not so terrible" pain order.
There were a few who straight took it on the ribs/stomach; most wanted topical anesthetic.

Fun fact about rib tattoos: The stencil stretches to about 1 1/4 of the original size when they have you lie/sit on the table/chair and raise your arm over your head to stretch the skin for them.
From: Redboxer #3
Date: 11/29/25 @ 4:50 PM
My friend has a snail with an ice cream cone for a shell on her side
From: slimwhitem #4
Date: 11/29/25 @ 5:12 PM
it means strength in japanese
From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #5
Date: 01/27/26 @ 1:47 AM
i worked with a tech that got his 2 astrological signs as skeletons on one of his sides from hip to armpit. monkey skeleton with a lion's skull. looked pretty cool, but definitely wouldn't work with my combo.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:17 AM
I did have a Post-It sketch that I was considering for a tattoo.
It was of a snail climbing up a rocky slope with the haiku by Issa
"O snail, slowly but slowly, climb Mount Fuji"
Which I ended up using in my wedding vows.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:19 AM
When I was I think seventeen, my mother told me,
"If you think you want a tattoo, decide what you want and then wait three years;
If you still want it then, go for it."
The result is I've had two forearm tattoos that I've wanted for about twenty years now,
Except I never wear short sleeves so it's like, who gives a shit.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #8
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:25 AM
Oh, found it.
I wonder if it could work with some shading.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #9
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:38 AM
Copy paste that image directly into the post box bro
it's 2026
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #10
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:42 AM
Don't talk about my box.
And I don't know what 2026 is but if it's like a Cronenberg sex thing leave me out of it
Unless it's like Crash (1986) in which case I'm not saying anything until you do.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #11
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:48 AM
slorm upgrade
you can upload images directly in the post box
by simply copy pasta




anyways

i was thinking tonight about a tattoo idea
just a lil "icecream" text in one of my persistent fat roll cracks
or maybe like a gucci mane icecream cone

so like when im feeling down and looking at my fatass in the mirror
grabbing rolls and lamenting
ill see the lil icecream and remember the journey
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #12
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:59 AM
The only ones I still want are S Juan de la Cruz' drawing of Christ on the Cross and the PHOS ZOE equilateral cross.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #13
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:00 AM
in a fat crack though right πŸ‘
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #14
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:01 AM
They fucked up the interface so go ahead and say something and I will put myself in a river and pay someone eight hundred and five hundred thousand to get my picture tattooed on you.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #15
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:03 AM
sorry is that the fat crack rate
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #16
Date: 01/27/26 @ 2:44 PM
chobbler said:

Anyone have any side tattoos?
Thinking about getting one on the side of my torso,
pretty much hip to armpit.
Design being an old camelback straightedge.

Wondering how bad an idea it is.

I got that big ol fruit fly what red boxer drew
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #17
Date: 01/27/26 @ 2:50 PM
it took like 3? 3 1/2 hours? wasn't that bad except for all the thin sharp detail lines at the end going through/over raw parts. But I have a high pain threshold (not tolerance) and was also fueled by spite from my ex stopping into the parlor and saying there was no way I'd make it through a rib tattoo that size in one sitting.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #18
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:03 PM
c c c combo post
Sorey
From: ghoast #19
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:19 PM
Hey man. How do we know you're not just really tiny and that's a life-sized fly?
From: Denkar - Don't panic. #20
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:20 PM
These etymologist girls and their bugs...
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #21
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:28 PM
my one good friend from college and I were both bio majors and decided to get drosophila melanogaster tattoos but not matching ones and without seeing each other's idea first so I got that one with an antennapedia mutation and she got one on her shoulder of two fruit flies fuckin which is way better tbh
From: ghoast #22
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:33 PM
You almost lost me with some of your fancy long words but you won me back with fruit flies fuckin
From: Redboxer #23
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:33 PM
I did that.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #24
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:36 PM
big ol fruit fly what red boxer drew
Think it was Jerry Ware at Atlas in pdx what poked it

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