I was working in my lab, and I combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
Jokes
The joke I made an effort to memorize from the old site.
I love it because I work with photonic equipment.
I love it because I work with photonic equipment.
Where do you keep bad rainbows?
In prism. It may be a light sentence, but it will have time to reflect on it.
straight to jail
I just read about the Roman Emperor who stopped aging in adolescence.
He lived a long time, but never grew old.
His name?
Constant Teen
He lived a long time, but never grew old.
His name?
Constant Teen
A guy’s been glued to the bar for over eight hours, knocking back pints like he’s in training.
The bartender, getting seriously worried, finally leans in and says: “Sir… you should be careful. Every year, 178,000 americans die because of alcohol.”
The guy slowly sets his pint down, turns to him and replies: “I’m not worried. I’m from Europe.”
The bartender, getting seriously worried, finally leans in and says: “Sir… you should be careful. Every year, 178,000 americans die because of alcohol.”
The guy slowly sets his pint down, turns to him and replies: “I’m not worried. I’m from Europe.”
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first mathematician orders a beer.
The second mathematician orders half a beer.
The third orders a quarter of a beer.
The fourth orders an eighth of a beer...
The bartender stops them, pours exactly two beers, and says:
"Learn your limits."
The first mathematician orders a beer.
The second mathematician orders half a beer.
The third orders a quarter of a beer.
The fourth orders an eighth of a beer...
The bartender stops them, pours exactly two beers, and says:
"Learn your limits."
Haha
Everybody but the first guy has to share a glass.
My grandfather used to say
Whenever one door closes another door opens.
He was a great man
But a terrible cabinetmaker.
Whenever one door closes another door opens.
He was a great man
But a terrible cabinetmaker.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of the dogs.
Because it scares the shit out of the dogs.
the extra long cane is hard to get on the plane
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