I know how board feet are calculated, but I do not know how wood store employees (at least the one I dealt with on Monday) calculate it
I had picked out 7 boards... some about 5" wide, some around 6" one that's almost 10" at one end and 8" at the other... some about 50" long, some maybe 62... just all manner of stuff... and I piled them all on top of eachother on a little cart...
they were not arranged by height or length or width they were not butted up on one end they were not butted up on one side
Buddy came around the counter with a tape measure and the first thing he did was measure the difference in length between 2 of the boards... and I'm thinking "how is that going to tell you anything... you know that one board is 8 inches longer than the other on one end, without checking how the boards are lined up at the other end..."
He takes a couple more measurements of widths here and there, a length or two... never wrote anything down and proceeded to tell me it was $117
I figured it must be close, they must be sure that its not going to be too high... so I paid it... but by the time I got to the car I was like... I gotta check it... so i got out a board-foot calculator and went through each of the boards... I did a quick measure, putting in 4' instead of 50" kinda thing
I got 14.7 boardfeet, knowing that was going to be a little under. Buddy with his unknowable technique got 14.91
From:
chobbler
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#60 Date:
01/23/26 @ 2:44 AM
Kind of funny that it involves woodworking, 3D printing, metalwork etc. Laser cut vinyl for the numbers, welding, fabrication, CNC machining, laser cut aluminum, machined aluminum and some good ol' fashioned elbow greeps.
From:
katfude
- straight up "jorkin it"
#61 Date:
01/23/26 @ 3:18 AM
Hell yeah
From:
WayGroovy
- Looking Back
#62 Date:
01/23/26 @ 4:59 AM
According to my printing history, I first started making phaser parts on the 18th, and I finished printing the third one on the 25th, glued up and photoed on the 26th.
From:
chobbler
- - - - - - billy bumpkin here -
#71 Date:
01/27/26 @ 11:56 PM
.2mm nozzle for the text?
They look real crispy. Nice work.
From:
WayGroovy
- Looking Back
#72 Date:
01/28/26 @ 1:19 AM
0.4 nozzle with 0.12 layer heights. In person I notice all the little issues.
From:
WayGroovy
- Looking Back
#73 Date:
01/28/26 @ 1:20 AM
Imperfections galore. Need to sand the back where the type 1 sits into the type 2 so they'll mate together better. Three of the type 1 display section won't close with the rotary dial. One of the type 1 bottom sections is loose and will fall out.
Tempted to go to harbor freight and buy one of those hard cases with foam to make a storage box for them, but that's $40 of case for $15 of plastic.
Tried finding a design for a case to assemble that is larger than the print bed, but haven't.
From:
ghoast
- has no idea what's going on
#75 Date:
01/28/26 @ 10:08 PM
Hey listen I won’t tell nobody. But uh. Them things work?
can u make me one that sounds like bfffttt gravy legs
From:
ghoast
- has no idea what's going on
#80 Date:
01/29/26 @ 3:39 PM
Got me a dry herb vaporizer that kicks out great but very dry air. For my old Cpap machine that has a humidifier. And I think I’m gonna go eat some twizzlers
From:
chobbler
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#83 Date:
02/11/26 @ 5:31 AM
Had a local brewery (Surly) ask me to reverse-engineer a canning line seamer chuck wrench so I DID and made it out of O2 tool steel and heated it up and quenched it in some oil to harden it and here you see the results.
Anybody else running a laser up in here? I have a Ortur Laster Master 2 Pro that I recently acquired about a month ago and I'm still gettting up to speed. Made some pretty cool ornaments and a few other little things so far.
From:
chobbler
- - - - - - billy bumpkin here -
#87 Date:
02/11/26 @ 8:46 PM
Yeah I've got a 100w omtech CO2 laser and a 30w galvo fiber and a 2kw fiber. Haven't done too much with them.
From:
ghoast
- has no idea what's going on
#88 Date:
02/11/26 @ 8:47 PM
Those are some pretty serious lasers to not be doing much with, dang
From:
chobbler
- - - - - - billy bumpkin here -
#90 Date:
02/11/26 @ 10:28 PM
My whole business is a thinly disguised scheme to cheat at Gear Quest.
I've used all of those but the big boy for projects. I just don't use them often.
Used the CO2 laser to cut vinyl numbers out for the Red Bull thing I did last month. I use the galvo fiber to mark parts I machine that call for it, so without it I couldn't accept some of those jobs.