SLOR'M

From: tcroller #351
Date: 02/03/26 @ 8:48 PM

Bump died?!?!

About 2 years ago. Had some mental health and substance problems.

From: Ransome #352
Date: 02/03/26 @ 9:13 PM

Spanky

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #353
Date: 02/03/26 @ 10:42 PM

Spanking has been here

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #354
Date: 02/03/26 @ 10:43 PM

Omg lol spanky NOT spanking. But I'd that's your thing....

From: haze - emotion lotion #355
Date: 02/03/26 @ 10:55 PM

WOW

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #356
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:12 PM

ewwwwww u nasty

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #357
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:20 PM

Aw yeah this thread is heading in the right direction

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #358
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:21 PM

Remember fatsweatyguy aka boxleitner?

From: haze - emotion lotion #359
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:26 PM

Only by name.

From: Ransome #360
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:38 PM

I miss Ransum the most. Dude was funny sometimes. And poignant.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #361
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:46 PM

and pregnant hahahahaha

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #362
Date: 02/03/26 @ 11:57 PM

Redboxer said:

So who is the zach who died?

Also i think JA did walk dogs for a little bit.

Gypsypm5k

From: haze - emotion lotion #363
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:01 AM

lowness was a dick.

From: Ransome #364
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:07 AM

Spunone sucked farts and didn’t share.

From: haze - emotion lotion #365
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:09 AM

I hated that about him.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #366
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:15 AM

fatsweatyguy was one of the funniest people this site ever had.

From: Redboxer #367
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:35 AM

Yes! Thank you birdu.

From: japanface #368
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:37 AM

i always thought pancakes had some funny bants but he just moved on i guess after old fazed closed up shop

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #369
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:41 AM

He came back occasionally as crepes and Ricky Buttwish.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #370
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:42 AM

Oh, but not after old fazed? Maybe though.

From: Rob #371
Date: 02/04/26 @ 12:54 AM

I’m gonna live forever

From: slimwhitem #372
Date: 02/04/26 @ 1:19 AM

i miss screwbacca

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #373
Date: 02/04/26 @ 1:30 AM

RIP Ass Dan

From: phapster #374
Date: 02/04/26 @ 1:48 AM

random Fazed mammary popped up
I think it was crooky that posted a Fazed obituary,
something like:

FUCK!
I .............. am dead.
 Fuck.
then some wordage about stuff to delete/clear cache, legal mambo jambo.

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #375
Date: 02/04/26 @ 2:50 AM

Bbum51 said:

Jackarse died. He had cirrhosis of the liver. It was sad.

oh damn, i didn't hear about that. he was one of the reasons i got back into watching wrestling again. he was cool enough to let me use his account back when WWE network was a thing.

From: japanface #376
Date: 02/04/26 @ 5:05 AM

Space Cat said:

He came back occasionally as crepes and Ricky Buttwish.

ok this rings a bell

it was always fun talking about basketball news w jackarse

From: tcroller #377
Date: 02/04/26 @ 1:07 PM

FUCK!
I .............. am dead.
Fuck.
then some wordage about stuff to delete/clear cache, legal mambo jambo.

I think these were cards or something you could put in your wallet in case you died. It let people know to go on Fazed and atleast tell the community that you died.

From: LadyAlthea #378
Date: 02/04/26 @ 2:24 PM

FSG was hilarious!
Remember Chocomel? He was hysterical and the reason the HOF was made.
I sent him some weird blobby snow globe thing and some strange pictures from the internet in the box and his wife freaked out and he left fazed.

From: idsaluteyoubub #379
Date: 02/04/26 @ 2:45 PM

One Xmas gift exchange, someone got me a porn spinoff of Re-Animator called Re-Penetrator which was funny. Don't remember who though.

From: LadyAlthea #380
Date: 02/04/26 @ 9:06 PM

hey someone sent me that too!

From: Bamboozled - Babe #381
Date: 02/04/26 @ 11:37 PM

Bub regifted?
Naughty

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #382
Date: 02/05/26 @ 2:12 AM

chobbler said:

fatsweatyguy was one of the funniest people this site ever had.

Yes

From: L Q #383
Date: 02/05/26 @ 2:13 AM

I wish I knew that guy.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #384
Date: 02/05/26 @ 2:16 AM

chocomel was a genius, too.

From: L Q #385
Date: 02/05/26 @ 2:22 AM

Never heard or seen him.

From: idsaluteyoubub #386
Date: 02/05/26 @ 2:51 AM

Bamboozled said:

Bub regifted?
Naughty

Re-re-penetrator

From: Scarlet #387
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:16 AM

Well almost all the folks who have passed away were my Xmas xchange people at one point or another.
m00b, davelog, jackarse, bump, like. I need to not participate anymore I guess.

From: phapster #388
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:23 AM

stile?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #389
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:25 AM

i think stile got subsumed by his ai overlord

From: haze - emotion lotion #390
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:33 AM

His dags ate him.

From: idsaluteyoubub #391
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:35 AM

Who was that guy I used to hang out with in SF's fazed name. Aaron. I think he has kids now, and like, lives in a commune or something.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #392
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:36 AM

clives right? He was a hoot IRL. Seems like he's off the AI techbro deepend currently tho.

From: haze - emotion lotion #393
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:38 AM

I remember clives. He was like a snake.

From: idsaluteyoubub #394
Date: 02/05/26 @ 3:38 AM

Right, clives! Yeah, loved hanging out with him. Last time I checked he was trying to sell like...a fancy night light or something. Super intelligent dude.

From: Redboxer #395
Date: 02/05/26 @ 4:53 AM

Those all seem like accurate descriptions.

From: chunderbot - bring back tagline gatekeeping #396
Date: 02/06/26 @ 6:44 PM

You nerds thought you could make a new site and I wouldn't find it.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #397
Date: 02/06/26 @ 6:46 PM

Some of us are real. Some are AI.
So are you the real chunderbot? Or some kind of chunderbot-bot?

From: chunderbot - bring back tagline gatekeeping #398
Date: 02/06/26 @ 6:55 PM

I'm actually SpunOne.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #399
Date: 02/06/26 @ 7:10 PM

I'm actually an AI

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #400
Date: 02/06/26 @ 7:55 PM

Hi Al, nice to meet you.