SLOR'M

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #101
Date: 02/28/26 @ 1:44 AM

I like a little encouragement

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #102
Date: 02/28/26 @ 2:19 AM

who's a big boy

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #103
Date: 02/28/26 @ 2:24 AM

mf

From: haze - emotion lotion #104
Date: 02/28/26 @ 2:28 AM

HAAAAAAA

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #105
Date: 03/01/26 @ 6:32 AM

Couples who use the bathroom at the same time are effin' weird.

I know you're talking about me in there.

From: haze - emotion lotion #106
Date: 03/01/26 @ 7:22 AM

A. I don't know that you do that.
B. If you do, you are weird.
C. There is no excuse for it. Take turns, even with dual sinks.
D. You can't do that. The bathroom is sacred ground; It is supposed to be a safe space.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #107
Date: 03/01/26 @ 10:52 AM

Wrong. If there are two sinks they can both poop at the same time.

From: idsaluteyoubub #108
Date: 03/01/26 @ 11:35 AM

I know he does that.

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #109
Date: 03/02/26 @ 10:26 PM

And in the sink, you has a choice of hot or cold flushing water.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #110
Date: 03/02/26 @ 10:29 PM

Imagine hot splash back

From: Rob #111
Date: 03/02/26 @ 11:10 PM

Like a reverse blumpkin or what

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #112
Date: 03/02/26 @ 11:24 PM

sounds soothing

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #113
Date: 03/03/26 @ 4:37 AM

ghost poop back and forth
forever

From: haze - emotion lotion #114
Date: 03/03/26 @ 5:10 AM

Ah, passing ghass.

From: Shumway #115
Date: 03/03/26 @ 3:03 PM

ghoast said:

Imagine hot splash back

I once crapped in a toilet that was fed with hot water. It was very weird. I didn’t get splashback, but the entire experience was warm and steamy.

From: idsaluteyoubub #116
Date: 03/03/26 @ 6:33 PM

Was it in Cleveland?

From: wander - former King of the Moon #117
Date: 03/03/26 @ 7:39 PM

man I got bidet with a water heater and a seat warmer and I genuinely don't want to poop anywhere else now. Luckily we built a water closet around the toilet so we can use our ensuite simultaneously.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #118
Date: 03/03/26 @ 7:42 PM

What kind of door though? You go solid mahogany or cheap out with that hollow core shit?

From: wander - former King of the Moon #119
Date: 03/03/26 @ 8:36 PM

glass

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #120
Date: 03/03/26 @ 9:14 PM

My bathroom has a nerf door in case I pass out when I stand up.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #121
Date: 03/03/26 @ 10:40 PM

If you place the nerf material around your head you can pass out anywhere and not get hurt. FYI.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #122
Date: 03/03/26 @ 11:28 PM

Good point. I'll take it further.

If everyone wore nerf suits, we wouldn't need health care.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #123
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:29 AM

What if we just covered everything in nerf,
then people wouldn't need healthcare nor to wear suits.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #124
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:45 AM

That's pretty dumb, dude.

From: haze - emotion lotion #125
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:16 AM

How to pee in nerf outfit.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #126
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:43 AM

From: Sepharo #127
Date: 03/04/26 @ 10:00 PM

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #128
Date: 03/04/26 @ 10:41 PM

From: Sumac - ??????? #129
Date: 03/05/26 @ 7:33 PM

Kewpie mayonnaise is overrated.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #130
Date: 03/05/26 @ 8:53 PM

Man. Right when I was finally ready to try it.
I always assumed it was sweet, but I read recently it's savory due to msg.
But I also read the American version has added sugar.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #131
Date: 03/05/26 @ 8:54 PM

pewpie

From: Redboxer #132
Date: 03/05/26 @ 8:56 PM

Its pretty good. Its still mayo.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #133
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:32 PM

Yeah it's great. It's not a substitute for regular mayo. It's its own thing.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #134
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:33 PM

It's more of a dipping mayo than a schmear mayo

From: bepto #135
Date: 03/05/26 @ 10:14 PM

unpopular opinion i can do a pull up

From: slimwhitem #136
Date: 03/05/26 @ 10:32 PM

same, man. same.

From: slimwhitem #137
Date: 03/05/26 @ 10:40 PM

one day in july of '24 i was working out every day and i turned around and bam it was jan of '26 and realized i hadnt worked out in a year and a half simply because there was zero spare time in the day and holy cow my pushup count now is about half of what it was

getting old sucks

thank you for tuning in to unpop op

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #138
Date: 03/09/26 @ 11:45 AM

i don't know why but pushups seem to be the first thing to go and the hardest to get back
like, a few years ago i tried doing a schedule that gradually worked up to 100 pushups a day
and it had you do like, 5 of them on the first day
and i thought that was dumb
but then i did 5 of them
and my pecs were sore for the rest of the day
-_-

i did eventually get up to around 40
should give that another shot

From: Shumway #139
Date: 03/16/26 @ 1:22 AM

I like Crocs and I’m not even embarrassed about it. They are great slip ons for quick outings to the yard. They are also excellent water shoes for kayaking. Comfy enough, not tight, float, don’t absorb water. Not good for cold water Emerson, but I don’t do that kind of kayaking any more so doesn’t matter. They’re shitty for walking in the bush while camping, but so are any sandal type shoes.
Oh yeah, I avoid the bright colors. Black or tan are my favorite.

From: haze - emotion lotion #140
Date: 03/16/26 @ 1:47 AM

MODS!?

From: idsaluteyoubub #141
Date: 03/16/26 @ 9:29 AM

What a crock of crock this guyb

From: Teharteest #142
Date: 03/16/26 @ 10:39 AM

So they are good for Lake, not Emerson, what about Palmer?

From: Redboxer #143
Date: 03/16/26 @ 12:02 PM

I think most folks would agree that crocs are functional.

Also why the fuck would any put on shoes of any kind for a quick outing to the yard?

From: Zero #144
Date: 03/16/26 @ 12:37 PM

Also why the fuck would any put on shoes of any kind for a quick outing to the yard?

If you walked barefoot around our yard, it would be unpleasant at best.
Sparse centipede grass, sand, sand spurs, pine debris, and long leaf pine needles rife with chiggers = no fun 4 feet.

From: Redboxer #145
Date: 03/16/26 @ 1:19 PM

Learn to walk.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #146
Date: 03/16/26 @ 1:39 PM

Teharteest said:

So they are good for Lake, not Emerson, what about Palmer?

::golfclap::

From: bepto #147
Date: 03/16/26 @ 8:52 PM

Why the fuck would any put any quick outing to yard

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #148
Date: 03/16/26 @ 9:14 PM

it's a question that has plagued humankind for like several minutes

From: bepto #149
Date: 03/17/26 @ 12:21 AM

My uo is that Crocs are so fuckin great I don't even think it's an unpopular opinion anymore I love mine. Only psychos that wear shoes inside their own house would be against them

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #150
Date: 03/17/26 @ 12:39 AM

I wear shoes on my lips so I can kick ur ass when I kiss it.

Haha got em