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From: haze - emotion lotion #51
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:06 AM

Ripe watermelon is amazing.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #52
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:07 AM

There's a French melon called Charentais that is just about the most delightful thing on earth.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #53
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:09 AM

Stop making stuff up.

From: haze - emotion lotion #54
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:12 AM

It's real. There was that "Charentais Lace" song from the Big Bonger from the '50s.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #55
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:14 AM

Yeah big boner had a whole melon song about it.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #56
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:27 AM

please stop gas lighting me

I deserve clemency

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #57
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:29 AM

a clemency is a citrus

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #58
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:36 AM

i think they grown them at trader juys

From: haze - emotion lotion #59
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:37 AM

Clemency's are real good when sweet and riped.

From: idsaluteyoubub #60
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:39 AM

RIP'ed oh my darling clemency v____v

From: Monkopotamus #61
Date: 02/12/26 @ 2:17 PM

gotta grow your own

From: Shumway #62
Date: 02/13/26 @ 2:47 AM

Mmm clemenade

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #63
Date: 02/13/26 @ 2:52 AM

when lyf gives u clemens

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #64
Date: 02/13/26 @ 5:12 AM

vas the deferens

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #65
Date: 02/13/26 @ 7:17 PM

But what about the Florida Seminole vessicles?

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #66
Date: 02/19/26 @ 7:21 PM

Clemency was Mr. Fandango's given name

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #67
Date: 02/19/26 @ 7:22 PM

Thought it was Skip

From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #68
Date: 02/19/26 @ 8:04 PM

Clemency was Mr. Fandango's given name

I could never hear that guy

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #69
Date: 02/19/26 @ 8:07 PM

You've never heard of Skip "the Light" Fandango?
Bass player for the Metropolonies.

From: Timred - Stamina of a year old #70
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:14 PM

Hate all you want on Jeff Bezos.
poppin' corks on my yacht, banging chicks and wearing tight black tee-shirts...

And If I were in his shoes, I'd be doing the same thing...and I'll bet you would too

From: bepto #71
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:57 PM

Please point to all the sources that claim the reason Bezos is bad and harmful to the world is because he is boinking chicks in black tee shirts on a yacht.

From: slimwhitem #72
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:58 PM

ive read 12 articles today that say exactly that

From: slimwhitem #73
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:58 PM

oops, sorry. i meant just one. and it was written by some guy named timred

From: idsaluteyoubub #74
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:51 AM

Timred said:

Hate all you want on Jeff Bezos.
poppin' corks on my yacht, banging chicks and wearing tight black tee-shirts...

And If I were in his shoes, I'd be doing the same thing...and I'll bet you would too

Ew.

From: slimwhitem #75
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:53 AM

hed probably replace you and your family with ai for that opinion too, and who could blame him

From: slimwhitem #76
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:53 AM

certainly not timred

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #77
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:22 AM

if im ever caught wearing bezoseses shoes it's because i uppercutted that mf out of them and hey free shoes

From: idsaluteyoubub #78
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:44 AM

More like Jeff Bozos, amirite juys and goils?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #79
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:19 AM

my goils are flaring up again

From: haze - emotion lotion #80
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:32 AM

I loved The Golden Goils.

From: Timred - Stamina of a year old #81
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:07 PM

slimwhitem said:

oops, sorry. i meant just one. and it was written by some guy named timred

LMAOIRLOLSZ

From: haze - emotion lotion #82
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:51 AM

Pierogis suck.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #83
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:56 AM

and empanadas?

From: slimwhitem #84
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:24 AM

em pandas are sweet and cuddly and almost extinct be nicer to em pandas

From: haze - emotion lotion #85
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:43 AM

I would trust an empanada over a perhogie.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #86
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:21 AM

id like 3 empandanus perhogie

From: haze - emotion lotion #87
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:30 AM

Gross.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #88
Date: 02/23/26 @ 11:24 AM

i think they should make a fourth austin powers movie with seth green as the new dr evil
i bet mike myers would still be into it, and they could milk a whole new set of fish-out-of-era type jokes

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #89
Date: 02/23/26 @ 12:09 PM

HAHA found Seth Green's account!

From: Teharteest #90
Date: 02/23/26 @ 3:51 PM

Are robot chickens with lasers too much to ask for?

From: Redboxer #91
Date: 02/23/26 @ 3:55 PM

They could go back in time to the first movie.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #92
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:53 PM

there's so much potential!

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #93
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:55 PM

like, the whole concept of the first one is that stuff that was normal in the 60s is problematic in the 90s
but the problematic 90s stuff that has made it age weirdly is EXACTLY what a new movie could use
and at the same time
it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three films

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #94
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:59 PM

What if they remade the entire Back to the Future trilogy, but told it from the True Hero Biff Tannen's point of view?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #95
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:23 AM

i give up

From: slimwhitem #96
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:25 AM

back to the future but staring the dude from memento so its finally just a normal movie in the right order

From: haze - emotion lotion #97
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:28 AM

Just give us the Eric Stoltz version.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #98
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:35 AM

no shirts
no shoes

noooo diiiiiice?!

From: haze - emotion lotion #99
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:36 AM

Hey, the shirts were on when they came in, so...

From: haze - emotion lotion #100
Date: 02/28/26 @ 1:33 AM

Couples who use the bathroom at the same time are effin' weird.