SLOR'M

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1
Date: 11/17/25 @ 2:18 PM

idk I'm pretty tired of dubai chocolate everything. it's just pistachio and chocolate get a life ppl

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #2
Date: 11/17/25 @ 2:25 PM

The chocolate isn't even very good.

From: Ransome #3
Date: 11/17/25 @ 3:35 PM

dubai deez nutz

From: Mantis55 #4
Date: 11/17/25 @ 7:42 PM

had a hersey kiss for the first time in a minute and was shocked by how not delicious it was.
I mean it was chocolate, which is fine -- but it just wasn't the creamy satisfaction it used to be.

From: ikimashokie #5
Date: 11/18/25 @ 1:59 AM

I saw a "viral dubai chocolate" stand at the mall the other day

and I wondered, dubai chocolate's been "viral" for too long. is it still "viral" or is that just part of the name?

viral dubai chocolate

From: slimwhitem #6
Date: 11/18/25 @ 2:07 AM

wait, viral or virile? [checks wrapper]

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7
Date: 11/18/25 @ 4:19 AM

elvira

From: haze - emotion lotion #8
Date: 11/18/25 @ 4:40 AM

Oh, a country fan.

From: slimwhitem #9
Date: 11/18/25 @ 5:01 AM

reba mcafee? no, wait, that’s anti viral

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #10
Date: 11/18/25 @ 2:18 PM

I think they had to label it as viral since it couldn't pass quarantine..

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #11
Date: 12/05/25 @ 6:02 PM

the cold rainy dark winter is good

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #12
Date: 12/05/25 @ 9:04 PM

Love Winter..................no bugs

From: slimwhitem #13
Date: 12/05/25 @ 9:42 PM

as long as its not cold enough that it is a cold sleety dark winter, then yes, fully agree

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #14
Date: 12/05/25 @ 9:50 PM

ummm sleety that's been bebunked

From: slimwhitem #15
Date: 12/05/25 @ 9:52 PM

fine, then i disagree

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #16
Date: 12/05/25 @ 10:36 PM

Bearclaw said:

Love Winter..................no bugs

Makes outdoor cooking more pleasant.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #17
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:15 PM

some dog farts are not good

From: slimwhitem #18
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:34 PM

now you’re just talking crazy

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #19
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:46 PM

i should jar the next one my dude floats and send it to your home and then we'll see who is crazy how would you like that huh

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #20
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:55 PM

Space Cat said:

Bearclaw said:

Love Winter..................no bugs

Makes outdoor cooking more pleasant.

One month and one day to 5000 posts. 🥓

From: slimwhitem #21
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:58 PM

mf just sending dog farts out for free lol theres a sucker bored every minute

From: slimwhitem #22
Date: 12/06/25 @ 1:55 AM

hold up, i was promised free dog farts. wtf my mailbox empty hm??

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #23
Date: 12/06/25 @ 7:05 AM

sry it was wimbdy

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #24
Date: 12/06/25 @ 7:05 AM

resending

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #25
Date: 12/07/25 @ 9:59 AM

possum farts are deadly

From: Ransome #26
Date: 12/07/25 @ 12:43 PM

Shouldn’t eat possums, they’re our friends.

From: Rob #27
Date: 12/07/25 @ 3:28 PM

they're pushing pistachios as dubai chocolate so you don't get results of oil barons dookying on instagram models when you google dubai chocolate

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #28
Date: 12/09/25 @ 2:24 AM

parades are dumb

From: slimwhitem #29
Date: 12/20/25 @ 4:35 PM

parades were invented when joseph r parade walked down the street

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #30
Date: 12/20/25 @ 6:16 PM

2025:
Matcha
Labubu dolls
Dubai chocolate

2026:
Hojicha tea.
Hirono Dolls
Human trafficking

From: focas #31
Date: 12/22/25 @ 3:41 PM

Ugly sweater parties are stupid

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #32
Date: 12/22/25 @ 3:52 PM

You ever been to an ugly sweater party on MS Teams?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #33
Date: 12/22/25 @ 4:02 PM

u ever s some d for ugly sweater??

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #34
Date: 12/22/25 @ 4:08 PM

day ain't over yet

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #35
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:37 AM

It always bothers me that I don't have unpopular opinions.
It makes me question myself. Surely I must have--
Pablo Honey is better than The Bends never mind I found it.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #36
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:39 AM

Okay let's all give him a round of applause.
Not me. You others. Please clap.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #37
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:41 AM

let's give him the clap

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #38
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:41 AM

That's the sound of my flaps clapping.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #39
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:54 AM

check em out

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #40
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:57 AM

whup whup whup whup whup I take off like a helicopter
whup whup ask your girl who you think taught her that

From: slimwhitem #41
Date: 12/31/25 @ 7:43 PM

glad rabbs found his way back

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #42
Date: 02/09/26 @ 7:04 AM

lol
and shitting up the place with duplicate threads

From: Sepharo #43
Date: 02/09/26 @ 10:42 PM

you expect him to read?

From: Bbum51 #44
Date: 02/10/26 @ 1:42 AM

fear7trembling said:

whup whup whup whup whup I take off like a helicopter
whup whup ask your girl who you think taught her that

Aw now I miss Jordan.
Boner copter inbound chup chup chup chup chup

From: tcroller #45
Date: 02/11/26 @ 9:35 PM

I don't care for coconut. In anything really, but specifically dried coconut in candy/desserts.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #46
Date: 02/11/26 @ 9:45 PM

Young Coconut - 10/10
Coconut Milk/Cream - 8/10
Mature Coconut - 4/10
Shredded - 2/10
Dried Shredded - Negative six, absolute trash, one will always sneak into your dozen donuts and sit there making dying animal sounds

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #47
Date: 02/11/26 @ 10:01 PM

i think that belongs in the other opinions thread

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #48
Date: 02/11/26 @ 10:03 PM

Maybe. Every time someone's like "German Chocolate/Carrot Cake is trash" it's like... yeah man.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #49
Date: 02/11/26 @ 10:14 PM

okay that one can can stay

From: idsaluteyoubub #50
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:02 AM

Just about every melon is horrible.
Watermelon is just ok.
All others can gf.
Especially honeydew. More like honeydoodoo