nothing rly lol just tryna see how many binches come in here

i could fill this thread

u could thrill this fred

exhibit a

Ahhh, I'm home. Just had a sneezing fit and I'm PISSED.

never heard of sneezing so hard you pee yourself
must be nice

too many people in my life having major life crisis at the same time wanting me to help and refusing to take even one drop of my advice.

Modafinil got me a bit too wound up/anxious today. A lunchtime run helped but I was feeling not great all morning.

LadyAlthea said:

too many people in my life having major life crisis at the same time wanting me to help and refusing to take even one drop of my advice.

thats frustrating
but sometimes people just need to know someone gives a far't

Space Cat said:

Modafinil got me a bit too wound up/anxious today. A lunchtime run helped but I was feeling not great all morning.

This is a sleep aid?

the opposite
wife got on it for ms fatigue recently

I thought it was for sex drive.

Ma' daffodils

imgur pissing me off, I made a thread of over 400 gifs to save there and the thread is still there but the gifs are not what I posted. the header gif IS the gif I posted 1st, but when you go in the thread even that one is changed. It wouldn't be so bad but the gifs are lame and it looks like I shared them

Everyone in the house is sick except me. I'm sure I'll start feeling it just in time to ruin thanksgiving.

the google news feed on my android has been, at best, mediocre but somewhat informative and useful

As of like a week or two ago it is now a dumping ground if horseshit Twitter posts, a great percentage maga-positive.

what in the fuck

and there's no way to expel all twitter links anymore. I've tried finessing it with the tools they still have (avoid content like this, i don't want to see this blah blah blah) and it hasn't made a dent.

have you tried becoming maga positive? it's not a death sentence anymore.
with just 1-pill a day, your maga levels will be undetectable.

Watching a video. Guy's in his van as it starts to snow.
"It's literally snowing right now." ... "It's literally snowing."
Yeah, we can see it. Fuckin' Gen Z. Idiots.

How is he

it’s fr max snow vibing on his reality space no cap /dab

is that answering the question

This guy survived the snowfall. I can only thank the Goddess Medusa for this miricooooooo OH SHIT THE KRAKEN

go on

I bought a mirror a while back and it hangs on a metal french cleat and I can't find the wall cleat so I'm going to have to make one.
It'll probably be better though because I can make it long enough to hit two studs.

Are they French studs or... ?

It's just me and slim.

wee wee

Ordered some clippers on Amazon on the 5th.
I don't know what they're doing with their Prime shipping right now, but it sucks ayss.
No definitive delivery date, just a 5-day window (12th-17th??). Prime my ayss.
Anyway, I just wanna shave my shit. Hair's down to my shoulders,
beard's down to my collarbone. Look like I just hopped out of a dumpster ayss.
Guess I could just go mall Santa ayss or something.

FDP

Not trying to ruin people's holiday season.

can't be worse than black santa

Shhh don't summon LQ

why isn't everyone celebrating that haze finally has pubes

cmtz said:

Shhh don't summon LQ

You called?

<3

Now you must post it.

my own probably undiagnosed adhd or some such bullshit

executive dysfunctioning ass bullshit ass

i am trying to buy a cargo box for my car
and i found something perfect on marketplace for a steal
probably stolen but whatever im gonna check it out anyways

regardless - everytime i go to buy something via fb or cl or whatever
i am all happy to get it lined up, communicate with the seller, work out all the lil nooks n crannies

then when it comes time to schedule the meetup
i get flaky as fuck
not that i flake on the seller,
more that i flake on the whole notion of getting up,
ready to go, driving to and meeting the seller
and getting the goddamned thing.

i dont know what it is, but everytime its ready to go
i want to back out of it all and crawl into a hole and hide

Shit, that does not sound like a good time.

nah it's p sweet actually u should try it

comfy and cozy
i can get behind it

Need to grip n rip the Fielder method
and play a character who is good at following through
and get yer ass to mars.

it's not a terrible idea

updoot on my crippling, marketplace-born social anxiety

back and forthed this mf all day long, continually getting the runaround on times
but was patient about it because idgaf i guess and it was sunday
finally met up in a crusty ass mickyD's parking lot at his request (red flayg no. 458)
brosky pulls up in a minivan with the wrong cargo box on top

he gets out and immediately launches into how he "searched high and low" and "couldnt find the key"
but that "there are several ways around that" and began listing useless ideas
when i interrupted with "yeah ok but thats not even the right box"

to which he shriveled into a cork and explained that his "wife wasnt communicating properly" with him and that he'll call me tomorrow

lol
shoulda stayed in my gatdam hole tyvm

oh and i think he had on a battery operated shirt
i cant be sure though so i might just go through with this again to find out

oh my

I only respect people with manual tugging knobs on their shirt.
Battery operated tuggers get zero respect from me.

she posted her box as a cry for help
not his box.
get it? vagina = box

im gonna need a red circle

Did you even TRY asking Copilot?!

Whack-ass Copilot using smart single quotes GTFO.

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