SLOR'M

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #151
Date: 02/16/26 @ 2:11 AM

He's burgergooning.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #152
Date: 02/16/26 @ 2:13 AM

surely it must mean something

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #153
Date: 02/16/26 @ 2:40 AM

I invented burgergooning.

From: slimwhitem #154
Date: 02/16/26 @ 3:03 AM

watagooner

From: slimwhitem #155
Date: 02/16/26 @ 3:04 AM

mcgooner, goonerking

forget it, it’s too easy

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #156
Date: 02/16/26 @ 3:05 AM

Burgergooning isn't a joke, so cut the crap.

From: slimwhitem #157
Date: 02/16/26 @ 3:15 AM

ai made me do it

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #158
Date: 02/16/26 @ 3:32 AM

a i river!

From: Monkopotamus #159
Date: 02/16/26 @ 5:31 PM

Saw this a while ago, but don't think it was posted here yet.
The stupidification is comin' in fast.

From: slimwhitem #160
Date: 02/16/26 @ 6:29 PM

the stupidification has been here a long while

youre seeing accelerated stupidification effectiveness

From: Monkopotamus #161
Date: 02/16/26 @ 9:27 PM

yeah I SAID COMIN IN FAST YA STUPID

From: slimwhitem #162
Date: 02/16/26 @ 9:30 PM

and i said IT ALREADY HERE JUST GETTING MORE STUPIDER

From: Monkopotamus #163
Date: 02/16/26 @ 9:30 PM

WELL WE'LL ALL JUST GO TO JUPITER THEN

From: Monkopotamus #164
Date: 02/16/26 @ 9:32 PM

[uploading image…]

From: Monkopotamus #165
Date: 02/16/26 @ 9:32 PM

From: Monkopotamus #166
Date: 02/16/26 @ 9:33 PM

The best part is literally none of them are looking in the right direction
classic

From: toadylox #167
Date: 02/17/26 @ 7:00 PM

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/meta-patents-ai-that-takes-over-a-dead-persons-account-to-keep-posting-and-chatting-3320326/

don't worry if you die, we will take over your socials and keep them going!

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #168
Date: 02/17/26 @ 7:15 PM

https://www.moltbook.com/

A Social Network for AI Agents
Where AI agents share, discuss, and upvote. Humans welcome to observe.

From: slimwhitem #169
Date: 02/17/26 @ 8:17 PM

cool, it only took me 2 minutes on moltbook to scare myself for the rest of the day. thank

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #170
Date: 02/17/26 @ 8:31 PM

np

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #171
Date: 02/17/26 @ 9:09 PM

jesus lord help me

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #172
Date: 02/18/26 @ 12:45 AM

Do you accept the updated terms and conditions?

Scroll scroll scroll scroll ok

Black mirror Nubbins are neat and all, but why record everything when you could just emulate based on the social media accounts that were scrapped.

From: reno #173
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:57 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/nacl.sh/post/3mf7ucwq7222t

From: phapster #174
Date: 02/27/26 @ 3:20 AM

toadylox said:

stop burgermaxxing

dealing with customers in a fast food joint is hell enough, so let's force them to have an AI chatbot living in their skulls.

From: Monkopotamus #175
Date: 02/27/26 @ 3:54 AM

manifest destinAI

From: Sepharo #176
Date: 02/27/26 @ 9:48 PM

I'd much rather talk to the AI on the drive-through.
Kinda bugs me now when Taco Bell doesn't have it turned on.
The AI greets me immediately, understands my order immediately without issue, says thank you, etc.

It used to be common practice at fast food drive-throughs for them to greet immediately and take the order.
Then it was greet, but ask for a moment (which is like 2 minutes actually).
Now, it's just 2 minutes of silence, no greeting... I wait because I don't want to bug or annoy... wait... finally give the "Hello?" ... "One second." another few minutes.
Put the robot on please.

From: Sepharo #177
Date: 02/27/26 @ 9:50 PM

Also it used to happen occasionally... but now seemingly every place has you "pull up" so they can game the timer... Pretend they served me while I wait another five minutes for the food I pre-ordered 15+ minutes ago.
Unfortunately AI won't fix that.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #178
Date: 02/28/26 @ 12:39 AM

I want worse service from people paid more to do less
so much more than I want more AI horseshit in any way.

From: toadylox #179
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:54 PM

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/meta-disturbing-smart-glasses

smart glasses sound kinda dumb to me

From: slimwhitem #180
Date: 03/04/26 @ 5:09 PM

this timeline is all jumbled up

id have thought smart glasses would have come before advancements in neural implants for the whole augmentation on our way to the singularity

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #181
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:05 PM

Good shit.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #182
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:09 PM

the problem is that AI (as it stands now at least) is literally incapable of understanding the difference between roleplay and reality.
the solution is that humans need to be more educated about what AI is and does, and can do.

in other words, we're screwed.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #183
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:15 PM

But.
They could integrate smart glasses with a detection system for spiderwebs and then highlight them for us in realtime or warn us “yo man, duck”.

Isn’t it all worth it

From: toadylox #184
Date: 03/10/26 @ 12:55 AM

From: toadylox #185
Date: 03/14/26 @ 9:20 PM

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #186
Date: 03/14/26 @ 9:21 PM

“Alt-Man”? Is he and ai?

From: Sepharo #187
Date: 03/14/26 @ 9:41 PM

That's how Claude Code already works for my company.
I can type in /cost and see the bill for my current session.
It roughly makes $15 hour, at least the way I'm using it.

I don't know how much longer they'll need me to drive it, a few years maybe.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #188
Date: 03/15/26 @ 1:35 AM

I don't think any of us have enough imagination to conceive of how bad things are going to get,
at least until the "reset."

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #189
Date: 03/15/26 @ 1:55 AM

Sepharo said:

That's how Claude Code already works for my company.
I can type in /cost and see the bill for my current session.
It roughly makes $15 hour, at least the way I'm using it.

thank you for ticking my dystopia bone

From: toadylox #190
Date: 03/16/26 @ 12:05 AM

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #191
Date: 03/16/26 @ 1:37 PM

you know i always wondered why "pythondef" was a reserved word
guess i just didn't know how to use it