Health and Exercise: The japanface Chronicles
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im running on the street
feelin fine on my feet
in the cold or the heat
in the rain or the sleet
when my run is complete
and i really gotta eat
gonna make me a treat
a big bowl of buckwheat
and a little bit of meat
now that is lookin pretty neat
but i really wanted beet
the bodega was deplete
and was lookin like defeat
instead im gonna settle for potato that is sweet
Posted by slimwhitem on 01/02/26 @ 6:40 PM
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #151
Date: 01/08/26 @ 4:55 PM
nearest term that defines the issue is ostetitis pubis
hopefully just some inflammation around the junk

just went to the bathroom and took a pic of where it hurts

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #152
Date: 01/08/26 @ 6:00 PM
You sunnavubitch. Let me see that camera.
From: slimwhitem #153
Date: 01/08/26 @ 9:28 PM
haha pubis
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #154
Date: 01/08/26 @ 9:38 PM
my bepis hurts
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #155
Date: 01/09/26 @ 6:02 AM
picked up a water rowing machine off facebook for 100 buckeroos

been doing scam rows on a bowflex and now i can finally do the real thing
From: Zero #156
Date: 01/09/26 @ 2:33 PM
If it has a hard seat, you intend to do sessions longer than 20 minutes or so, and especially if you're like me and have no ass, do yourself a favor and get yourself one of these.
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #157
Date: 01/09/26 @ 5:51 PM
Thanks for the reccomendation; it does indeed have a hard seat
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #158
Date: 01/10/26 @ 1:41 AM
bought me a used magnetic rower today.
gonna hop on it in a bit here to try it out
just need a nude coxswain to keep my stroke right
wheres bepples
From: Zero #159
Date: 01/10/26 @ 3:15 AM
Awesome!
My personal best average split over 15 minutes is 2:017/500m.
I'm still trying to break below that 2:00 mark, but I don't know when or if I'll be able to manage it.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #160
Date: 01/10/26 @ 3:22 AM
Abs arms stretches
Haven't gotten on the treadmill as I swapped workstations this week. Will work to get on it tomorrow
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #161
Date: 01/10/26 @ 4:05 AM
My fb marketplace ads are fire rn




From: butterknife - calcium depraved #162
Date: 01/10/26 @ 4:16 AM
My fb marketplace ads are fire rn

Zero said:

Awesome!
My personal best average split over 15 minutes is 2:017/500m.
I'm still trying to break below that 2:00 mark, but I don't know when or if I'll be able to manage it.

hmmm
I just did 10k in 27min something
which is like 1:21
but you're on a water rower right?
i guess my resistance level isn't equal?
or am i gigachad??

anyways, felt good.
I feel like i can push the time or resistance to get more out of the exercise
but i also know my form might be garbage
so I'm trying to pay attention to that first
I'll know when i wake up tomorrow how bad my form is i bet

oh yeah, my ass hurts
so lm gonna look at the asspad
From: Zero #163
Date: 01/10/26 @ 1:15 PM
Yeah, you might want to check the settings.
https://rowinglevel.com/rowing-times/10000m-times
You just set a world record if you did 10k in 27 minutes.

Mine's magnetic resistance, but it's dialed into a level that exactly matches resistance in water.
From: Zero #164
Date: 01/10/26 @ 2:05 PM
Fwiw, my times/splits, when I'm trying an aggressive workout, fall pretty squarely between Intermediate and Advanced for my age according to the charts on that site, and that's after almost 2 years.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #165
Date: 01/10/26 @ 4:02 PM
i think I'm gonna just pretend gigachad for a few days anyways.


that link is what i found before i replied yesterday so I knew something was wrong with that result. I got the proform 750r and just set it to 5 for starters, but there are 24 resistance levels and if there's any logic to this, it could mean I'm pretty low on the reality scale.

feeling okay this morning though, a little sore around my traps, but no obvious back pain or anything so that's nice
From: slimwhitem #166
Date: 01/10/26 @ 5:26 PM
bk is the greatest of all time at rowing

you could say he’s a rowgoat
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #167
Date: 01/10/26 @ 6:13 PM
I'm at the rowport
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #168
Date: 01/11/26 @ 3:58 AM
pushed the resistance more than double this time
and went 7k over 30 mins
my 500m time was around 1:35 this time
at least, that's what the split showed.

i can't find anything online about syncing this rower with what water resistance is. and it doesn't have a drag factor readout.

anyways - its a nice changeup to my routine
and my butt hurts
From: Zero #169
Date: 01/11/26 @ 12:52 PM
7000m over 30 minutes = avg split of 2:086/500m.
That's very doable, but I wouldn't have been able to sustain that when I was just starting out.
By those numbers, you're probably getting closer to simulating rowing in water, but as long as you're getting your heart rate up and feel like you got in a solid workout, that's really all that matters.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #170
Date: 01/11/26 @ 4:03 PM
yeah more of just a curiosity right now to know what those numbers are. But the more i read about this type of rower, the more it seems impossible to get 1:1 to the whole c2 standard.
i don't really get the math this machine is doing with the split. but anywayssss


gotta get my butt bone cushioned tho damn
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #171
Date: 01/11/26 @ 4:06 PM
have you tried sitting on beppo
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #172
Date: 01/11/26 @ 4:11 PM
Just want to mention I had a great run Friday.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #173
Date: 01/11/26 @ 4:11 PM
Oh and I'm making slow but steady gains in the gym and not getting injured.
From: Zero #174
Date: 01/11/26 @ 4:21 PM
Here are a couple more recommendations.

In addition to a sore butt, you may find yourself getting blisters or calluses from the handle if you row regularly. I tried a few different gloves before landing on these. They help a lot.

Also, 35-45+ minutes in a single session is still difficult for me (only because of seat pain) even with the pad. Most days I just do 20-25 minute workouts, but on those days when I want to do more, I found it is much easier on the backside to do one 20-25 minute session early morning, then do another 20 minutes plus a 5-minute cool down in the evening. That typically nets me about 11.5K meters for the day.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #175
Date: 01/11/26 @ 4:24 PM
Space Cat said:

Oh and I'm making slow but steady gains in the gym and not getting injured.

hell yeah that's what I'm talkin bout
fuck a injury

Walter pulled my bad shoulder going after a bush critter on a walk yesterday so I'm pissed but grimacing through it
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #176
Date: 01/11/26 @ 4:25 PM
ty zero. good to have a guinea pig out front catching all the strays and reporting back
From: Bamboozled - Babe #177
Date: 01/11/26 @ 5:04 PM
Finally 40mins run this morning
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #178
Date: 01/11/26 @ 8:38 PM
Man the actual rowing machine is drastically different from the bootleg rowing on the bowflex knockoff. 15 minutes is rough. I'm only pulling a 4:30/500 pace. The bowflex was far more strength than endurance.
From: Zero #179
Date: 01/11/26 @ 9:05 PM
Is yours adjustable? If BK's was set too low, yours seems set way high.

Really, the resistance should depend on how much effort you're putting into the press, e.i. the harder you push with your legs and pull the handle, the more the rower resists. There usually is some kind of variable default setting though. Some water rowers have a way to adjust the angle of the paddles to change the resistance level.

If you're starting out, try working lower rhythms (strokes/min) - like 18-22 for extended periods and focus on technique.
From: Zero #180
Date: 01/11/26 @ 9:14 PM
These are some introductory videos that might be helpful. They focus on the machine I use, but some of them have info good for any rower, really.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UCnw1rq5uWc&list=PLBtYwzli6ttUaa_3Zg4wKvFWQdXyFuRXH
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #181
Date: 01/11/26 @ 9:51 PM
It's a water rower. I have it filled to resistance 5 of 6.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #182
Date: 01/12/26 @ 2:42 AM
pushed resistance to max tonight and did 30 min
500m avg is staying right around that same mark so iunno

i do know this one was quite painful by 10min in lol
felt real wobbly coming off the machine.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #183
Date: 01/12/26 @ 3:22 AM
Be sure to do your anal breathing after helps with lightheadedness
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #184
Date: 01/12/26 @ 3:23 AM
we call that slurping down round these parts iykwim
From: Zero #185
Date: 01/13/26 @ 11:22 PM
Good: Beat my previous personal best with a 2:009/500m avg split for 15 minutes.
Not so good: A muscle in my back is twinging. Might have strained it.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #186
Date: 01/14/26 @ 12:00 AM
Rule #2: don't get injured.
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #187
Date: 01/14/26 @ 2:17 AM
Got back under 200 today after taking some tasty Ls from thanksgiving thru new years
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #188
Date: 01/14/26 @ 6:03 AM
good job all around

did another 30m after work on the rower
11.06k
it wipes me tf out
wobbly bobbly
From: Zero #189
Date: 01/14/26 @ 1:27 PM
Nice. At that effort level, you'll have quads, abs, and lats of doom in no time.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #190
Date: 01/14/26 @ 3:35 PM
he'll yeah i would like to be jacked

right now I'm only really feeling it in a very weird side calf cluster. Maybe thats a form problem. The rest is pleasantly tired.

I've been doing a lot of cardio/core stuff for a year or two now, and I guess some of it is already conditioned out. but it definitely gets my heart and lungs like hoooo boy
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #191
Date: 01/15/26 @ 4:35 AM
30min/11.6k

holy fuck i got a side cramp in the last 5 mins and almost had to stop.

finished up and found some recipe for basically low sugar Gatorade.

1L water
1/2tsp salt
2tbsp maple (honey or sugar works but im a foo4 the mape)
1/2 squeezed lime (or lemon or lemon-lime hmmmm??)
stir and pound

tastes good
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #192
Date: 01/15/26 @ 4:36 AM
lol dropped an airborne in there and it tastes just like Gatorade now
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #193
Date: 01/15/26 @ 4:41 AM
Figured out that my stroke form was fine until i was resetting. Wasn't resetting my arms before my legs. That was making it much harder on my core and not in a good way.

Was able to do 20 mins with breaks every 5 min. Felt like a much better workout
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #194
Date: 01/15/26 @ 4:46 AM
nice
I'm like 4 or 5 sessions in and constantly reminding myself
legs - body - arms // arms - body - legs
when it goes perfectly i can tell the difference
but it feels like I'm doing that about 25% of the time at this point.

then trying to focus on leg strength during strokes more often

hopefully i can keep it up. It's a nice way to end a long stupid day at a desk
From: Zero #195
Date: 01/15/26 @ 12:10 PM
I suppose it's true of just about any exercise, but I like that rowing workouts can be so variable. Even though the stroke technique stays the same, you can vary the rhythm and the power to keep things interesting.

On easy days, I usually do 25 minutes starting with 5 mins at 20 s/m with moderate effort, 10 mins at 22, 5 mins at 26, 2-3 mins at 28-30, then back down to 24-26 to cool down.

Interval days consist of 3-5 minute sets of varying 30 second to 1-2 minute paces/effort levels with 30 second to 1 minute breaks between intervals. Pyramid workouts start at a low rhythm, like 18-20, and build to 26-30 mid-session before gradually easing off again.

Then there are many types of drills (partial stroke/recovery) you can do to help reinforce good technique.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #196
Date: 01/15/26 @ 4:59 PM
yeah I should look into some of that.
switch it up a bit after this week

as with everything in life
I'm inclined to go immediately to the max
and stay there until i burn out

I'm going 25-26 s/m for 10
1min break
back to it for 10
1min break
10 more
then sit there and wonder if i might just pass away
From: Bamboozled - Babe #197
Date: 01/15/26 @ 5:50 PM
jf there's no way you're running today
there's too much snow!
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #198
Date: 01/15/26 @ 6:01 PM
jf dgaf
From: Zero #199
Date: 01/15/26 @ 10:48 PM
One good rowing drill is to go a a really low rhythm, like 18 or even 16, while going for the lowest possible ratio - meaning the time from the catch position (seat all the way forward and you begin pushing with legs) to the finish position (legs straight, body leaning back slightly, handle against chest) as a fraction of the time for each full stroke cycle. For instance, if I'm rowing at 20 s/m, each full stroke cycle takes 3 seconds. If the catch to finish part takes 1 second with the recovery part taking 2 seconds, then my ratio is 1/3. This is probably best done at higher resistance, if your machine doesn't mimic pulling through actual water.
From: japanface #200
Date: 01/16/26 @ 2:42 AM
yeah even if i wasn't resting a mild injury (unrelated to running just a random out of nowhere sprain i hope - seeing the doc for advice tomor) i probably still wouldn't go today
but also it's not that windy so maybe i would have
instead just doing push ups and weights and sit ups today

it was really a shame a few days ago i just couldn't manage to don't get injured unfortunately

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