Health and Exercise: The japanface Chronicles
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im running on the street
feelin fine on my feet
in the cold or the heat
in the rain or the sleet
when my run is complete
and i really gotta eat
gonna make me a treat
a big bowl of buckwheat
and a little bit of meat
now that is lookin pretty neat
but i really wanted beet
the bodega was deplete
and was lookin like defeat
instead im gonna settle for potato that is sweet
Posted by slimwhitem on 01/02/26 @ 6:40 PM
From: japanface #101
Date: 12/25/25 @ 6:28 AM
christmas eve jog was real good -3 celsi, other than delivery bikes no one really out and about and, most imporantly, no wind - i think close to my absolute favourite conditions
shorts and lighweight longsleeve and mittens
From: Bamboozled - Babe #102
Date: 12/26/25 @ 12:40 PM
This past week I haven't been able to run
But have collected some 11k steps each day
Looking forward to getting back to running
Was maintaining running 3x a week ..
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #103
Date: 12/26/25 @ 4:00 PM
on my ass sick and unable to do my routine for the last few days and I hates it
From: Bamboozled - Babe #104
Date: 12/26/25 @ 9:29 PM
Ran today a decent chunk of time.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #105
Date: 12/26/25 @ 9:39 PM
I went straight ocd leaf mulching in my back yard for a couple of hours.
From: phapster #106
Date: 12/27/25 @ 12:24 AM
Just did my usual couple of hours walk, Nice that it wasn't raining, 5°C, but fairly breezy.
/nice to have a tailwind on the way home.
From: Spanky #107
Date: 12/27/25 @ 12:29 AM
A question for Fazed lawyers:

Every morning I walk a mile with my dog. Am I legally allowed to post in this thread?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #108
Date: 12/27/25 @ 12:48 AM
Legally, yes, but it's discouraged.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #109
Date: 12/27/25 @ 2:01 AM
if you had said cat
you'd have blooks full and deep throated support
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #110
Date: 12/27/25 @ 2:20 AM
wrong u'd be dead af
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #111
Date: 12/27/25 @ 2:34 AM
heda gone n swallered u rite up
From: Spanky #112
Date: 12/27/25 @ 3:29 AM
I don't believe either of you. Let me see your law degrees.
From: slimwhitem #113
Date: 12/27/25 @ 5:30 AM
all of you legally have to shut up right now legally i have the docusign to prove it so shut up
From: Timred - Stamina of a year old #114
Date: 12/29/25 @ 10:29 PM
Got out today and hit the track...steady walk for a mile, then plyo. Got home and did the cold plunge.
I gained 6 lbs over the last few weeks and want to lose that before my cruise on the 8th.

I plan on meeting and boning all the chicks, so I gotta get my stamina of a year old back
From: japanface #115
Date: 12/31/25 @ 12:14 AM
heading out into the at times questionable but probably best footing we gonna get for the next few days
will probably overdress a bit because i've had enough of the wind
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #116
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:36 AM
finally back on my routine
after about a week of sick time
and it shows
From: Bamboozled - Babe #117
Date: 12/31/25 @ 3:13 AM
Yesterday I ran
Today abs core and stretches
From: phapster #118
Date: 12/31/25 @ 3:50 AM
Foggy day, about 6°C, so wind, was nice to get out for a couple of hours without raingear and being all bundled up.
From: japanface #119
Date: 01/01/26 @ 11:52 PM
getting ready to head out for the first one run of the year shortly
hope the footing is manageab
From: phapster #120
Date: 01/02/26 @ 12:00 AM
according to my FitBit dealie, I did 5,77358 steps in 2025

/yay me
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #121
Date: 01/02/26 @ 12:02 AM
wait
From: japanface #122
Date: 01/02/26 @ 4:13 AM
no one out there tonight wind was cold but not persistent footing was fine
good start to the running year; not even sure i overdressed - i got a new face mask/neckwarmer but never had to pull it on it wasfine to just let the face go numb or heat itself
and now just finished eating a bowl of buckwheat and beef and kale and sweet potatoes - not a huge fan ofsweet potatoes i wanted to add beets but there seems to be a beet shortage for a few months at the groce
thank you for reading
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #123
Date: 01/02/26 @ 6:00 AM
no sweer potaytes?? how could u
From: slimwhitem #124
Date: 01/02/26 @ 6:40 PM
im running on the street
feelin fine on my feet
in the cold or the heat
in the rain or the sleet
when my run is complete
and i really gotta eat
gonna make me a treat
a big bowl of buckwheat
and a little bit of meat
now that is lookin pretty neat
but i really wanted beet
the bodega was deplete
and was lookin like defeat
instead im gonna settle for potato that is sweet
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #125
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:24 PM
mods do something about this
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #126
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:44 PM
done
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #127
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:47 PM
lmao bye slim
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #128
Date: 01/02/26 @ 8:03 PM
Last time I was at the gym, before today I mean, they told me that my auto-draft had stopped and I needed to pay. I didn't have a card with me so I told them I'd pay next time I was in. So today I told the lady I needed to pay and she said okay, but she wasn't able to set up an auto-draft, so she just charged me for a month. The thing is, when you do the draft, it's $5 cheaper per month. But she charged me the non-draft price, which I think is unfair. I'm not complaining though, because there's been a problem with my payment for a long time, and I haven't paid shit since October 2024. I knew, too. I was just waiting for them to say something lmao.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #129
Date: 01/02/26 @ 8:20 PM
what's a gym
From: phapster #130
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:37 PM
butterknife said:

what's a gym
If I 'member rightly, Gym is from the Greek word, Gymnós ,meaning Nekkid.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #131
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:47 PM
butterknife said:

what's a gym

ur worst nightmare
From: slimwhitem #132
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:53 PM
lol he fat
From: slimwhitem #133
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:55 PM
oops i meant i cant post right now im banned
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #134
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:14 PM
he 2fat2banu
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #135
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:46 PM
ohhhh a gym
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #136
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:47 PM
Space Cat said:

he 2fat2banu

yes
but not 2fat2pinpost
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #137
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:56 PM
Jesus.
From: japanface #138
Date: 01/03/26 @ 2:43 AM
it's a great poem slim
would be interested in a more hudibrastic version if possible, when you have time
From: Zero #139
Date: 01/03/26 @ 5:55 PM
I just hit my 2 million meters rowing milestone this morning.
That's the equivalent to almost exactly half the distance across the US from Wilmington to Barstow via I-40,
or about 1/201th of the way to the moon.
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #140
Date: 01/03/26 @ 7:38 PM
Get back to rowing, the moon ain't gonna visit itself
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #141
Date: 01/03/26 @ 7:59 PM
nice! I think a rowing machine is the next purchase here. do you have one at home or at a gym?
From: Zero #142
Date: 01/04/26 @ 12:34 AM
Home.
I have a Hydrow Wave, if you'd like a recommendation, although the normally more expensive Origin model is cheaper with the current sale going on. The build quality is solid, and it's very quiet.
If you do go with a Hydrow, be advised that while it doesn't require the subscription service ($40/month), it was and is worth it for me. Without it, you can still see the metrics for your current workout, but you won't get the audio/video of pre-recorded library of workouts with/without the athletes, a record of your sessions, live sessions, etc.
From: Zero #143
Date: 01/04/26 @ 12:45 AM
Apologies. Looks like the subscription is $50/month now. I think they knock off some if you pay for a full year instead of month-to-month though. Any number of people can set up profiles on the same account though, if more than one person in your house would be using it.
From: japanface #144
Date: 01/04/26 @ 1:23 AM
i could've used a rowing machine instead of going running tonight - footing was super slippery and unpredictable, not the icy slippery which i can deal with, but the slushy midfoot/heel random slides which make for a run where you rarely get in the groove
and you can't slow down or change direction too fast or you might slip
weather network kept saying snow in the next hour but i took my time getting ready and it had already started by the time i headed out - said scattered flurries but at -4C it's messy
eventually running on the road on the sidestreets somehow seemed less treacherous then the main roads sidewalks
but still at times felt like i was drifting side to side bouncing of one solid piece of snow across the road to another and then back like an air hockey puck losing steam or a bright green high viz half asian dvd screensaver
furthermore actually that's it rant over
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #145
Date: 01/04/26 @ 1:47 AM
Let's see slim write a song about that.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #146
Date: 01/04/26 @ 5:40 AM
thanks zero I'll have a look
but I'm antisub and a cheap bastard
so I'll check for people chucking them out on the curb first
but appreciate the rec.
I do like the water based row machines
and i think it'll be good for my shoulder
From: Zero #147
Date: 01/04/26 @ 1:05 PM
Be sure to learn the correct technique, if you haven't already. I'm sure there are probably YT vids out there.
Before I started, I assumed it was mostly pulling with back and arms. It's more like a sequence of 80% pushing with legs while sitting up straight with arms fully extended, then transferring to core to lean back slightly, and only pulling using arms and lats at the very end of the stroke.
Once you get that down, you can shift focus to your split (time per 500 meters), which is controlled by the amount of effort you generate, and rowing at various stroke/minute rates.
From: sanka #148
Date: 01/06/26 @ 9:02 PM
Crew and rowing are far different things.

I love rowing hard for 20 minutes as a cardio thing at the gym

You couldn't pay me enough to crew again.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #149
Date: 01/08/26 @ 3:30 PM
My wife got me a Brooks running jacket thing for Christmas. It's pretty neat, I guess. It's a super light, unlined, windbreaker type thing that's water resistant. It has a hood with some elastic on the front so it can hold onto the bill of my hat. I like that. I'm sure it cost way more than I would have been willing to spend on myself. I haven't run in it yet because it's been unseasonably warm, but I can see it helping to keep me from overdressing someday.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #150
Date: 01/08/26 @ 4:46 PM
I have some nagging pain right where my right leg meets my groin. Makes lifting my leg feel weak and these one leg lunge things i do a little iffy.

guess I'll die

Gonna try to buy a used rower this weekend so i can switch things up a little and see if it helps

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