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From: kontaz #701
Date: 04/28/26 @ 6:18 PM

idsaluteyoubub said:

Who would lurk here now? Made some sense on old Fazed, but this is just like...30 people reminiscing.

I guess it’s like watching reruns of an old tv show.

Like Hawaii 5-0 or karate flicks.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #702
Date: 04/28/26 @ 6:22 PM

There are online communities where people post Montreal Expos games in their entirety and watch them together and it's like okay you deserve to be happy but are you happy.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #703
Date: 04/28/26 @ 6:41 PM

lawd that was a painfuk

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #704
Date: 04/28/26 @ 11:42 PM

idsaluteyoubub said:

Who would lurk here now? Made some sense on old Fazed, but this is just like...30 people reminiscing.

haha joke's on you
i can reminisce if i never minisced in the first place

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #705
Date: 04/29/26 @ 12:09 AM

I 'member that there was a 'gate' or something that you had to wait for it to open if you wanted to sign up for the Slorum.
You could Front Page lurk, but the Slorum itself wasn't always open for n00bs to sign up.

From: haze - is having a bad day #706
Date: 04/29/26 @ 12:40 AM

I remember that waiting room period.

From: Zero #707
Date: 04/29/26 @ 12:41 AM

7-day waiting period when I first joined Fazed back in 2004.

From: idsaluteyoubub #708
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:19 AM

I went to first Fazed cause I saw people talking about Lost, lol.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #709
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:46 AM

We have a gate as well and it is currently closed. THE WAY IS SHUT.
Made my first trip to Fazed on the recommendation of a guy I worked with who said their front page was full of good stuff and the op handed out internet cred for posting cool links.

From: haze - is having a bad day #710
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:03 AM

idsaluteyoubub said:

I went to first Fazed cause I saw people talking about Lost, lol.

Jesus.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #711
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:28 AM

oh shhi new front page dropped

nice one derp!

From: haze - is having a bad day #712
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:39 AM

Whoa.

From: Olddog - Different url, same dog #713
Date: 04/29/26 @ 11:26 AM

derpyakisan said:

Made my first trip to Fazed on the recommendation of a guy I worked with who said their front page was full of good stuff and the op handed out internet cred for posting cool links.

That's how I ended up on OG fazed back in the day. The dude I worked with was a front pager (and I think he just wanted to see the bjoobies on the webcams), and had 0 activity on the site. 23 years later I'm stuck with you fuckers on the umpteenth reiteration.

From: LadyAlthea #714
Date: 04/29/26 @ 1:05 PM

Fazed was linked on steakandcheese under sites we like, and i would check the links. Then there was a pic of spanky doing something with adam and i thought hahaha fun guys! Then saw the forum.
I found steak andcheese because my son was showing kids in his 3rd grade class links from there.
and he got in trouble.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #715
Date: 04/29/26 @ 1:08 PM

Pretty sure I found Fazed thru steakandcheese as well. I used to web surf a lot back then, just jumping from one site to another to check them out. Found the front page here, and the rest is history.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #716
Date: 04/29/26 @ 1:24 PM

I found Fazed through Fark, and I found Fark through an article in Playboy magazine.

From: LadyAlthea #717
Date: 04/29/26 @ 1:34 PM

FARK! lol they had the best PS challenges

From: Olddog - Different url, same dog #718
Date: 04/29/26 @ 2:04 PM

I found Fark from Fazed.

From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #719
Date: 04/29/26 @ 2:17 PM

Yeah Fazed from Fark, plus the ex and I played Gemstone with Jory and Adam (I think Adam played too)

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #720
Date: 04/29/26 @ 2:31 PM

I found it via Fark, but I remember it popped off when it was mentioned in... I want to say GQ?
Also I found Fark via Memepool, which early Fazed emulated with blog-style posts and multiple links.
Memepool kicked ass I saw so much shit that made my brain worse.

From: reno #721
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:02 PM

fazed frmo fark
it felt much more comfortable than the billions of farkers
and also i loved going to the image collection in school and showing off to other high schoolers how i knew all the funny pictures
(i didnt make an account until i was older)

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #722
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:23 PM

i found fazed through a coworker at my first gig out of college in 2003.
he probably found it through fark but id have to ask him
we still work together, at a different studio. i dont think he ever signed up,
just used it as a front page link lulzer

lurked for more or less 10 years until the slorum happened
then i reached my final form

i remember getting a kick everytime i would go to fazed.com and see some soft ass who-knows-what site
and remember the .net
or was it org
my memory is horseshit

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #723
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:26 PM

i should say

in that 10 year lurkspan, i definitely posted off and on to the forum
but the clique was in full force

and i attempted to make a thread
and got shit on in a PM by rabbs

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #724
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:47 PM

Hahaha

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #725
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:49 PM

also, g_f, loser

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #726
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:50 PM

lmao

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #727
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:52 PM

Remember when you told Backy that your snapchat name was get_fucked and she was sending snaps for like a month before she clocked it.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #728
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:53 PM

That was pancakes, but yes.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #729
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:58 PM

Oh yeah.
And she was one of my best friends but I was like I don't snitch.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #730
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:08 PM

I stumbled across Fazed from MilkAndCookies.
Up to then, the only e-community I'd spent much time on was Bickley World.
It was an online multiplayer type of site which had competing "tribes".
I joined FreaksANdGeeks.
You could do various missions, earn poince, chat with other members.
With Fazed, I mostly lurked, but once I saw the Photoshop a Fazer thread, I began to participate a lot more.

From: Sepharo #731
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:19 PM

I think my friend got it from Fark
but yeah we were front pagers only back in 2003
lured in by the flash games being posted mostly

I don't think I got active in the forum until like a year before the first site went down
started playing in the mafia thread mostly I think

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #732
Date: 04/29/26 @ 8:02 PM

derpyakisan said:

We have a gate as well and it is currently closed. THE WAY IS SHUT.
Made my first trip to Fazed on the recommendation of a guy I worked with who said their front page was full of good stuff and the op handed out internet cred for posting cool links.

Applause!!!
I was invited by my friend Wesa(turtle) who was a blogger I found while browsing blogs. We are still acquaintances.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #733
Date: 04/29/26 @ 8:02 PM

I think it was 2005

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #734
Date: 04/29/26 @ 8:05 PM

I was invited by my friend Wesa(turtle)

You know Wesa??

From: slimwhitem #735
Date: 04/29/26 @ 8:06 PM

my childhood buddy used to work with spun so he told me about fazed early on, but im pretty sure he was a lurker or only looked at the front page

i talked him in to joining the forum with me. this dude can be huge asshole and social idiot and his first post got him banned for a week. i was pissed.

when the ban was lifted his second post got him banned for life. i wasnt as pissed because i was like well that was a bad idea but at least i dont have to worry about it anymore

before you ask, it was not the gyrate guy.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #736
Date: 04/29/26 @ 8:10 PM

I do! I've met her a few times. She's really cool.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #737
Date: 04/29/26 @ 8:13 PM

I also have friends that I have met a few times.
We have so much in common.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #738
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:19 PM

I hope to someday meet my friends.

From: idsaluteyoubub #739
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:21 PM

I want to meat your friends.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #740
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:22 PM

What's your friends like.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #741
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:23 PM

My friends are like, "stop calling me, creep."
Haha, those guys!

From: haze - is having a bad day #742
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:37 PM

I have no idea how I came across Fazed. Maybe Fark, but I don't remember anything about Fark.

From: L Q #743
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:40 PM

speaking of meat, is he still around?

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #744
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:41 PM

You have a friend named Meat?

From: L Q #745
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:45 PM

nope.

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #746
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:49 PM

My roommate Jamil showed us the front page in 03, I think he found it through fark?
I front paged for years before I clicked on anything else on the site,
but then I stared working an office job and inevitably started clicking all blue text I could find out of boredom.
Mostly lurked on the invisible girlfriend, web comics, and gif threads... but then I posted in Kill This Thread
The rest is hysterectomy.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #747
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:49 PM

Then no.

From: L Q #748
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:55 PM

meaty/meatloaf I think. Had a drug problem, is from England I believe.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #749
Date: 04/29/26 @ 10:02 PM

No sign of him in the Britsh thread.
Could try FB, but I'm only connected to jpkeates and MeddlingKid, so who knows.

From: L Q #750
Date: 04/29/26 @ 10:10 PM

I was just curious. But TY