New Site, Who Dis? Come Say Hi.

From: L Q #651
Date: 04/19/26 @ 12:00 PM

Some idiot kept posting in here promoting another website and also trashing that this place is run on 25 year old code. Also had an offensive uid. Hope I got the summary right.

From: Sepharo #652
Date: 04/19/26 @ 12:44 PM

the funny thing is that he ain't right about the code
this place is run on very new fresh out the oven code thanks to ptery

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #653
Date: 04/19/26 @ 1:18 PM

someone set us up the bomb

From: Redboxer #654
Date: 04/19/26 @ 1:30 PM

I think someone got ripped out of the timeline. That's a treat. We can unmake people.

From: Redboxer #655
Date: 04/19/26 @ 1:31 PM

Oh and I was on the last page.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #656
Date: 04/19/26 @ 2:52 PM

someone set us up the bomb

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #657
Date: 04/19/26 @ 2:54 PM

D'oh #NewPaiged

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #658
Date: 04/19/26 @ 3:02 PM

Sounds like a job for divorced camo guy

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #659
Date: 04/19/26 @ 3:12 PM

Sepharo said:

the funny thing is that he ain't right about the code
this place is run on very new fresh out the oven code thanks to ptery

there's precious little you can say to someone hell-bent on creating a reddit clone

From: slimwhitem #660
Date: 04/19/26 @ 3:29 PM

it’s was way more a 4chan clone than reddit, which is somehow worse

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #661
Date: 04/19/26 @ 5:26 PM

It was terrible looking. I didn't even check the content.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #662
Date: 04/19/26 @ 5:29 PM

they have post tags that run the gamut of the edgelord slurverse
all the hard rs and ns and phobias all 5 users and 50 alts could ever hope for.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #663
Date: 04/19/26 @ 5:40 PM

How could this be a reddit clone when reddit wasn't when fazed was?

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #664
Date: 04/19/26 @ 5:49 PM

some endearing personalities itt

From: Sepharo #665
Date: 04/19/26 @ 7:57 PM

this is just a forums forum kinda forum
that dude made a digg

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #666
Date: 04/19/26 @ 8:02 PM

What ever happened to Digg.

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #667
Date: 04/19/26 @ 8:10 PM

Somebody bought it or sold it

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #668
Date: 04/19/26 @ 8:11 PM

I bet it got way better.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #669
Date: 04/19/26 @ 8:25 PM

fear7trembling said:

What ever happened to Digg.

some blather

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #670
Date: 04/19/26 @ 8:49 PM

Re: His view that this site would have been better with LLMs involved

He clearly has no clue how I managed Slorum resurrection in +/- 5 weeks with nothing but the depths of the wayback machine and a deep rooted familiarity with PHP and MySQL to guide me whilst I was guiding the LLM's.

It's not like I've tried to keep it a secret or anything. Programming is a language. That's what Large Language Models do.

A bit of backreading in the post-a-bug thread could have saved him the face egg.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #671
Date: 04/19/26 @ 10:36 PM

Any degree of self-awareness would have saved him a lot of grief
but it’s clear that someone like that simply endures the grief they receive
without a clue as to how it is affecting their life.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #672
Date: 04/20/26 @ 11:24 AM

some guy was all like "lol my site is like fazed but edgy enough to cut grass which i never touch" and it was weird

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #673
Date: 04/20/26 @ 11:36 AM

may be late to the party but i never lose the game

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #674
Date: 04/20/26 @ 1:05 PM

NOT CUTTING GRASS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET THE LOCAL FUZZ UP YOUR ASS

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #675
Date: 04/20/26 @ 1:21 PM

is that a sex thing

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #676
Date: 04/20/26 @ 4:17 PM

Do you want it to be?

From: L Q #677
Date: 04/20/26 @ 4:41 PM

QUACK QUACK

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #678
Date: 04/20/26 @ 5:40 PM

my people.

From: Rob #679
Date: 04/25/26 @ 1:52 AM

lol what I miss

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #680
Date: 04/25/26 @ 2:36 AM

the return of this guy.

From: haze - is having a bad day #681
Date: 04/25/26 @ 3:10 AM

I'm already here WTF

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #682
Date: 04/25/26 @ 5:53 AM

gdi this can't keep happening

From: Bamboozled - Babe #683
Date: 04/28/26 @ 1:57 AM

So um how many unique users do we have in the slorm community now

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #684
Date: 04/28/26 @ 1:58 AM

Bamboozled said:

So um how many unique users do we have in the slorm community now

254

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #685
Date: 04/28/26 @ 1:58 AM

I mess lowlow.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #686
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:50 AM

define unique

From: haze - is having a bad day #687
Date: 04/28/26 @ 4:06 AM

I was voted Most Individual in high school (also Best Dancer).

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #688
Date: 04/28/26 @ 4:28 AM

sorry that was supposed to be Moist Individual
Congrat

From: haze - is having a bad day #689
Date: 04/28/26 @ 4:46 AM

Same diff.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #690
Date: 04/28/26 @ 1:00 PM

Unique I guess by IP address or some other identifier
A person can create multiple user IDs.
Like Bash and his alt Jiffy

254 is a bigger number than I thought wow!

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #691
Date: 04/28/26 @ 1:33 PM

lurkers have always been underestimated

there is a sizable contingent that just watches, voyeur like, as the rest of us unwittingly perform as a central cast of misfits through squabbles, drama, dunks, and good lols

i know this because they keep direct messaging me to ask me to post pole

From: Bamboozled - Babe #692
Date: 04/28/26 @ 2:45 PM

oh.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #693
Date: 04/28/26 @ 2:46 PM

wouldn't they just use the 'post posts you were going to post but then decided not to aka the backspace thread '
it's perfect for lurkers really

From: idsaluteyoubub #694
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:05 PM

Who would lurk here now? Made some sense on old Fazed, but this is just like...30 people reminiscing.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #695
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:10 PM

the best ppl tho

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #696
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:16 PM

Remember when someone made a Facebook group about Fazed and it was predominantly people who no one else wanted to interact with.

From: Ransome #697
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:23 PM

Yeah it’s a cool group though

From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #698
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:24 PM

And the discord too. That one is hoppin.

From: L Q #699
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:55 PM

have patience said:

lurkers have always been underestimated

there is a sizable contingent that just watches, voyeur like, as the rest of us unwittingly perform as a central cast of misfits through squabbles, drama, dunks, and good lols

i know this because they keep direct messaging me to ask me to post pole

I brought this up several times before.
But when our numbers were super high I would sometimes randomly PM people and chat with them
One time someone told me a lot about me. A lot of details. But they never even posted on the forum! It was kinda freaky and I think about it often, especially when I am telling my inner most thoughts.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #700
Date: 04/28/26 @ 5:20 PM

'member how clunky the r/Fazers Reddurp threads were?