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From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #501
Date: 02/18/26 @ 4:56 PM
Yeah. This is my dry skin thread and is just wildly off course
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #502
Date: 02/18/26 @ 4:59 PM
yes thank you for bringing us back on topic

how scaly on a scale from 1 - bing crosby today?
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #503
Date: 02/18/26 @ 5:08 PM
ok i'll make a thread for it, but i'm kind of hoping it gets locked if it gets too bad...
people can make up their own minds about me, but i don't want it to get toxic.

my lips are pretty chapped but i think the rest of me is reasonably moist
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #504
Date: 02/18/26 @ 5:27 PM
After I saw Stand By Me at the library theater recently, as I stood in the lobby waiting for my wife and kiddo to peepee and watched all the guys my age filter into the lobby, I realized I look pretty damB fkn good for my age.
And I'd never thought much about it until then, but I considered that I might need to start moisturizing. I don't do any other than putting lotion on my hands when they start to bleed, and slapping some Nivea after-shave lotion on my neck after I razor shave once a week. I wash my face with whatever hand soap I have at the sink.
I know my wife has special cream for under eye, over eye, beside the eye, forehead, fivehead, cheek, under lip, over lip, nose, neck, elbows, etc., and that's just too much work.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #505
Date: 02/18/26 @ 5:59 PM
and that's just too much work
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #506
Date: 02/18/26 @ 6:30 PM
Space Cat said:

I realized I look pretty damB fkn good for my age.

Recently had this revelation at a class reunion. I'm no Mr. Universe by any stretch of the imagination, but @ 50 I'm ripped to shreds and looking pretty fkn healthy compared to 90% of the fellas who showed up.
From: L Q #507
Date: 02/18/26 @ 6:39 PM
I was just going to say something similar. I’m 51 and when I look at others around the same age, I’m like wow I think I look a lot younger than some of those people. I don’t think I’m a prize or anything like that. My cousin is four years younger than me and she probably looks four or more years older than me. Sometimes when I tell people my age they’re in shock and they think I’m in my 40s, sometimes even in my 30s until they really get a good look at my face.
From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #508
Date: 02/18/26 @ 7:03 PM
I feel the same way as well.

Welp, the results are in. Fazing each day keeps the doctor away.
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #509
Date: 02/18/26 @ 8:32 PM
when i was little i always thought that 30 is when you start to go grey/bald and i was terrified of it happening
i'm less than two weeks from my 41st birthday now and the only grey i have is on my chin
which i keep shaved 100% of the time because i hate it.
i've caught a grey hair or two in my sideburns
but so far they've stayed away when i pulled them out.
i'm pretty sure it's going to hit me hard whenever i can't keep them away anymore
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #510
Date: 02/18/26 @ 8:38 PM
you shave one hair
From: phapster #511
Date: 02/18/26 @ 8:41 PM
who doesn't love a pickleball-playing silver fox with a sword collection?
From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #512
Date: 02/19/26 @ 1:50 PM
no grey yet and it's only bin 68 years
From: L Q #513
Date: 02/19/26 @ 1:56 PM
I'm probably 25% grey, people think it's highlights sometimes.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #514
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:05 PM
I really, really, really like natural greying/silvering patterns on ladies and mens

and i get the sads when people dye it to cover it up

when they dye it because they're 65 and still buying manic panic, well that's fine

in general i try not to police other people's body expressions because kill all cops including the ones in your head, but it still makes me sad and resentful of western beauty standards that fetishize youth because the literal beating heart of the liberal world order is the sex trafficking of minors
From: slimwhitem #515
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:10 PM
i started salt n peppa’ing early and at 38 i went 70% grey overnight, it really ticked me off for a minute, but like whatever

im waiting for the last snap when i wake up one morning to discover ive anderson coopered in the bed
From: Redboxer #516
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:12 PM
This is now the hair thread.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #517
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:14 PM
every thread is a hair thread if you're hirsute enough
From: Redboxer #518
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:15 PM
Disgusting.
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #519
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:20 PM
Me at 42yo. Had a cool black stripe, kinda, for a short period. Full Santa white now on the face, just a few touches of grey on the sides
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #520
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:24 PM
Stripe more obvious here (next to a dude 16 years older than me)
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #521
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:28 PM
sallem gchatted me and I sent her the sign-up link today
From: L Q #522
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:29 PM
is gchatt google?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #523
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:14 PM
Space Cat said:

sallem gchatted me and I sent her the sign-up link today

that's good to hear
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #524
Date: 02/19/26 @ 4:11 PM
Who else throwin up a profile pic? Check this out:
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #525
Date: 02/19/26 @ 4:25 PM
is gchatt google?
No, it's joggle. Of piss.
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #526
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:32 PM
Then this happened
From: Americuhhhhh #527
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:45 PM
Y halo thar!
From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #528
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:47 PM
Nice purple-headed staff you're got there.
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #529
Date: 02/19/26 @ 6:51 PM
phapster said:

who doesn't love a pickleball-playing silver fox with a sword collection?
o m g
fuck pickleball
my alexa keeps trying to show me targeted content for it

it also doesn't help that i keep getting AARP and senior discount materials sent to my house
because i have the same name as my dad (who is 65)
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #530
Date: 02/19/26 @ 8:45 PM
does that make you a junior
From: L Q #531
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:00 PM
Space Cat said:

is gchatt google?
No, it's joggle. Of piss.

Wow. Never heard of that one before.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #532
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:15 PM
why use a piss joggle when you can use a diaper
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #533
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:20 PM
It's the way of the road.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #534
Date: 02/19/26 @ 9:59 PM
LMJTFY
From: idsaluteyoubub #535
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:50 AM
Diap up,
or use the joggle.

You can't have both.
From: haze - emotion lotion #536
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:07 AM
I diap up almost every day. Depends.
From: idsaluteyoubub #537
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:25 AM
Sounds like someone likes to diap up and get pampers'd.
From: haze - emotion lotion #538
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:28 AM
Only if I can have my eggs in my crib!

https://youtu.be/HCGetB0OX4g?si=iMd2By8vuwjGFyWE
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #539
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:18 AM
lort
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #540
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:13 PM
I diap up almost every day. Depends.
Oh man, when the kiddo was sick last week, the poor girl couldn't control her diarrhea when she was sleeping, and she was sleeping a lot, which made for a lot of cleaning up clothes and sheets.
Finally, when I got a spare minute, I researched how to buy adult diapers, and started getting ready to head out to the Target's to buy some.
She asked, "Where are you going?" and I said, "I'm going to the Target's to get you some... uhhhhhh... special... underwear for... sick people."
She ain't dumb tho, and she knew when she saw them, but it remained an unsaid thing.
They helped a lot, btw.
From: Shortpants #541
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:43 PM
I'm glad she was mature enough to swallow her pride and use the help.
From: L Q #542
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:45 PM
TMI
I had the last year.It was brutal. And when I would sneeze shit would just come out. I made a diaper out of a dishtowel.
From: L Q #543
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:45 PM
WOOPS I had the flu.
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #544
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:58 PM
Sounds to ME like L Q pooped in towel diapers for a year and is now trying to backtrack
From: slimwhitem #545
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:21 PM
diapers do help a lot, and when i learned that you put them on BEFORE pants, that was just a game changer
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #546
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:24 PM
They actually work best in layers.
So you diap up, then put on pants, then diap up again.
From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #547
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:33 PM
the ol' double diape technique, nice
From: Bamboozled - Babe #548
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:39 PM
Fazed advancing in age
20 years old we wouldn't be posting this shit
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #549
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:43 PM
Speak for yourself.
Some of us were way ahead of the diaper curve.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #550
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:29 PM
slim has to have his diapers custom made with a small front and a long back lmfo

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