SLOR'M

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:08 AM

This is calvinhobbes. Welcome welcome.

Introduce yourself and say one thing you're thankful for.

I'm thankful for turtles.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:18 AM

bk

keyboard

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #3
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:09 AM

Am Teryakisan.

Thankful to be able to do this.

Missed you all.

Welcome home.

From: Tocsy #4
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:24 AM

OH MY GOD THANK FUCK WE'RE BACK

<-Tocsy

From: haze - up the back stairs #5
Date: 11/07/25 @ 7:11 AM

My name is Jeff.

Thankful for pizza and butt touch.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6
Date: 11/07/25 @ 1:08 PM

Hi I'm haze.

I'm thankful to be so handsome.

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #7
Date: 11/07/25 @ 1:29 PM

Hooray!

I’m thankful for pizza

From: Alex #8
Date: 11/07/25 @ 1:32 PM

I Am Alex

From: arothman #9
Date: 11/07/25 @ 1:43 PM

I'm here. Not sure why, but I am. Welcome back my dudes.

From: MisterX #10
Date: 11/07/25 @ 1:56 PM

MisterX, proffessional lurker from all through the previous incarnations of this community. So glad Its back!

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #11
Date: 11/07/25 @ 1:58 PM

From: Timred - Stamina of a year old #12
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:05 PM

My name is Red. Timred

From: Atharaenea #13
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:24 PM

Atharaenea as always.

From: Mantis55 #14
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:27 PM

a part of me wondered if I should ditch the AOL username I created in 1995 and come up with something new.

I didn't.

Is SLORUM.NET now defunkt?

From: Atharaenea #15
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:52 PM

Who's user 1 now?

From: chapel #16
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:57 PM

Still here!

From: crtoonz - Still kicking #17
Date: 11/07/25 @ 3:59 PM

crtoonz, toonzy, toonzter, old guy, asshole or whatever. Just glad to be back.
I’m thankful for self peeling bananas.

From: toadylox #18
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:32 PM

toadylox, used to be hypnotoad but have evolved

very thankful the site is back!!! <3

From: Ole fen #19
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:36 PM

Well I'll be doggon, hats off Chobbler et al
I was fenris, but got ole
Thankful for the extended miscreancy life offers

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #20
Date: 11/07/25 @ 4:52 PM

Teryaki did 99% of the work he's just shy.

From: reno #21
Date: 11/07/25 @ 5:05 PM

AMAZING
SO HAPPY RN

From: phapster #22
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:00 PM

jeeze, came up with this ID way back in the Napster days while I was at work on nightshift while listening to .mp3s downloaded over my dial-up modem.

still phapping, still mongling tags

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #23
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:10 PM

Mongle my dongle
Mingle with my dingle
Mangle my dang…
Wait don’t do that last one

From: WayGroovy #24
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:15 PM

Thanks for picking it up and running with it. 😘

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #25
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:20 PM

.NET 4 LYFE

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #26
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:20 PM

Grooby we need a new update

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #27
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:23 PM

WayGroovy said:

Thanks for picking it up and running with it. 😘

he'll yeah welcome home

From: soup - yes #28
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:27 PM

hello i am soup. i am thankful for many things.

From: casey #29
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:28 PM

i was spikedcereal on F and i forget my other name on slorum
I couldn't think of a new name so i chose a name that represents our Brand, our excellence, and chaste.

From: DrButtcheeksPHD - them, show to me #30
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:31 PM

Grateful for my friends <3

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #31
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:35 PM

WayGroovy said:

Thanks for picking it up and running with it. 😘

<3 <3 <3

This is a good day.

From: WayGroovy #32
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:37 PM

Cancer is back in my lower left lung lobe. Nodule grew from 4 mm to 10 mm over the last few months.

Treatment plan to be determined.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #33
Date: 11/07/25 @ 6:38 PM

goddamnit fuck cancer 5ever

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #34
Date: 11/07/25 @ 7:38 PM

Right said fred

Thankful we are back!

From: Sumac - It's fine. Everything's fine. #35
Date: 11/07/25 @ 8:00 PM

Still Sumac. Keep calm and faze on!

From: Sumac - It's fine. Everything's fine. #36
Date: 11/07/25 @ 8:03 PM

(thanks to everyone who keeps this place going)

From: Bbum51 #37
Date: 11/07/25 @ 8:59 PM

You've heard the rumors. I crank to pix of stank. My inbox is empty. Change that

From: WayGroovy #38
Date: 11/07/25 @ 9:08 PM

Re sticky old usernames passwords,

I'd recommend recommending people use new passwords altogether.

From: Sumac - It's fine. Everything's fine. #39
Date: 11/07/25 @ 9:36 PM

I only have one password and I use it for everything.

From: reno #40
Date: 11/07/25 @ 9:40 PM

'penis' is too small, please enter more characters

From: Slutbinwalla #41
Date: 11/07/25 @ 10:27 PM

It me slutty.
Missed this, glad it's back

From: Olddog - Different url, same dog #42
Date: 11/07/25 @ 11:09 PM

Ermagerd!!! I was going thru withdrawal, and Reddit wasn’t a good substitute.

Welcome home friends.

From: Atharaenea #43
Date: 11/07/25 @ 11:17 PM

WayGroovy said:

Re sticky old usernames passwords,

I'd recommend recommending people use new passwords altogether.

How do I change my password now

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #44
Date: 11/07/25 @ 11:25 PM

i think we can make it nicer. But you can go here i think
https://slorm.net/auth/forgot/

From: phapster #45
Date: 11/08/25 @ 12:46 AM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #46
Date: 11/08/25 @ 1:15 AM

lol

From: tiepo #47
Date: 11/08/25 @ 1:45 AM

I am plastique and MBurdock and tiepo. They are me and each other.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #48
Date: 11/08/25 @ 5:00 AM

Atharaenea said:

Who's user 1 now?

Technically its a maintenance account that's locked down so hard you'd think it had a gimp fetish.

I'm user #2

Atharaenea said:

WayGroovy said:

Re sticky old usernames passwords,

I'd recommend recommending people use new passwords altogether.

How do I change my password now

This is a great question, soon to be addressed.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #49
Date: 11/08/25 @ 8:02 AM

At the bottom of the login page there's a lost/reset password link.

Enter the email you used to sign up and it will send you a reset link.

click->reset.

Our email server is new, so it's kinda slow. plz patience and check spams.

From: haze - up the back stairs #50
Date: 11/08/25 @ 8:19 AM

Bl0okIsAIdi0t***