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From: Bamboozled - Babe #1601
Date: 05/08/26 @ 9:12 AM

Im pre-ordering TP, and dewormer meds and will be playing Joe Rogen podcasts on loop

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1602
Date: 05/08/26 @ 2:27 PM

Pentagon Releases Files on U.F.O.s

Spoiler

still nothing

From: Rob #1603
Date: 05/08/26 @ 2:40 PM

Two weeks to flatten the curve

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1604
Date: 05/08/26 @ 3:25 PM

Pentagon Releases Files on not-epstein

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1605
Date: 05/08/26 @ 4:33 PM

Rob said:

Two weeks to flatten the curve

From: Rob #1606
Date: 05/08/26 @ 4:50 PM

People decided to huff mouse piss now we’re all going to die

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1607
Date: 05/08/26 @ 4:53 PM

sippin on a mai tai
succin on a wharf rat

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1608
Date: 05/08/26 @ 7:41 PM

it's my party I can snort dry mouse piss if I want to

From: Redboxer #1609
Date: 05/08/26 @ 8:00 PM

I think I saw Snort Dry Mouse Piss open for Sister Wife Sex Strike.

From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #1610
Date: 05/08/26 @ 8:29 PM

good band

From: Teharteest #1611
Date: 05/08/26 @ 8:48 PM

Need to huff mouse piss now to build immunity.
Safe as long as you have your ivermectin

From: Shortpants #1612
Date: 05/08/26 @ 9:12 PM

Huff some cat piss to catch and kill the mouse piss.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1613
Date: 05/08/26 @ 9:19 PM

You rang?

From: toadylox #1614
Date: 05/08/26 @ 9:55 PM

https://www.salon.com/2026/05/07/the-dark-purpose-behind-trumps-washington-makeover/

fuck this fucking fuck

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1615
Date: 05/08/26 @ 11:45 PM

There was an old lady who huffed fly piss
Nobody know why she do this

From: haze - is having a bad day #1616
Date: 05/08/26 @ 11:58 PM

This UFO/UAP distraction is ridiculous.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1617
Date: 05/10/26 @ 3:14 AM

Flight 4345 hit and killed the pedestrian during takeoff on Friday evening at the Denver International Airport

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1618
Date: 05/10/26 @ 3:35 AM

the unidentified person was hit two minutes after entering the runway area.

That didn't take long.

Wild story.

We're living in a sim.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1619
Date: 05/11/26 @ 3:33 AM

The Pentagon on Friday released declassified UFO files from various federal agencies, some dating as far back as the late 1940s.
what about the Epstein Files?

From: haze - is having a bad day #1620
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:07 AM

SHINY OBJECTS

From: Rob #1621
Date: 05/11/26 @ 5:30 AM

pedestrian on a runway?

what a strange headline

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1622
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:05 PM

Jaywalker on Flight Departure Path?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1623
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:05 PM

he jumped a fence and then didn't use the crosswalk

From: LadyAlthea #1624
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:32 PM

pedestrians have the right of way, loser..

From: bfte #1625
Date: 05/11/26 @ 5:20 PM

Passengers from hantavirus-hit cruise ship being monitored at US medical units

• Eighteen passengers from the cruise ship at the center of the hantavirus outbreak are now back in the US and being monitored at medical units. Sixteen of those people, including at least one who tested positive, are in Nebraska, and two others have been transferred to Emory University in Atlanta.

• All of the 16 people in Nebraska are asymptomatic, and one of the people in Atlanta is experiencing symptoms, health officials said, while stressing the virus does not spread easily.

• The virus, typically tied to rodents, may have passed from human to human aboard the MV Hondius cruise ship, the World Health Organization said. Three ship passengers have died since April 11 and a handful of others are sick.

• Hantavirus remains a low risk to the general public, the global health agency said. This is “not another Covid-19,” its chief said.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1626
Date: 05/11/26 @ 5:25 PM

No worries, special drug cures dead people.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1627
Date: 05/11/26 @ 5:35 PM

when it comes to trump, i find myself alternating between "what an idiot" and "what an asshole"

From: Teharteest #1628
Date: 05/11/26 @ 6:57 PM

\ why not both /

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1629
Date: 05/11/26 @ 7:06 PM

He thinks he's going to take a drug to live forever?

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1630
Date: 05/11/26 @ 8:25 PM

well he knows where he's going if he doesn't

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1631
Date: 05/11/26 @ 8:46 PM

City dump?

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1632
Date: 05/12/26 @ 12:54 AM

Huntly Gordon, San Francisco’s unofficial pope, has died after falling in his apartment and hitting his head.
Gordon, a businessman, activist and longtime member of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, spent his last night out dancing at the club.
He was 91 years old.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1633
Date: 05/12/26 @ 1:05 AM

Don't mind me, I'm just taking notes

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1634
Date: 05/12/26 @ 1:07 AM

91 and clubbing.

I'm 45 - for the seventh year - and I'm in bed by 10pm these days.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1635
Date: 05/12/26 @ 5:04 AM

Clubbing at 91 is incredible.
He must have been a hell of a force.

From: haze - is having a bad day #1636
Date: 05/12/26 @ 5:21 AM

I feel like the Sisters had a presence in Seattle when I lived there.
At the very least, during Pride.

From: kontaz #1637
Date: 05/12/26 @ 6:43 AM

RIP ask.com

That’s karma for murdering Jeeves.

From: Sepharo #1638
Date: 05/12/26 @ 7:43 AM

I saw a video of a 103 year old woman in Detroit bowling a strike the other day.
All of the old ladies bowling looked way cooler than me.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1639
Date: 05/13/26 @ 2:30 AM

Actor Donald Gibb, famous for his role as the hulking but lovable fraternity brother
“Ogre” in the “Revenge of the Nerds” franchise from the 1980s, has died at the age of 71.

From: haze - is having a bad day #1640
Date: 05/13/26 @ 2:58 AM

NERRRRRRDS

RIP