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From: toadylox #1501
Date: 05/03/26 @ 7:30 PM

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/01/world/video/us-military-bases-iran-strikes-images-invs-digvid

so much winning

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1502
Date: 05/03/26 @ 7:49 PM

Cockney rhyme is still alive and real but you just can't decide to use it.
Like there's probably not a quicker way to out yourself as a fake.

From: Rob #1503
Date: 05/03/26 @ 7:55 PM

Other people talking different is an affront to me, the main character

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1504
Date: 05/03/26 @ 8:06 PM

I have no idea what point is being attempted her but thankfully I do not care.

From: Rob #1505
Date: 05/03/26 @ 8:07 PM

Does anyone have any idea what any of those words mean?????????????????

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1506
Date: 05/03/26 @ 8:09 PM

There's definitely one person who doesn't.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1507
Date: 05/03/26 @ 8:32 PM

robs breadcrumbs are one of nature's finest little treats.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1508
Date: 05/03/26 @ 8:40 PM

Sure, they would have saved Hansel and Gretel but they forgot about birds.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1509
Date: 05/04/26 @ 2:19 AM

81 year old Rudy Giuliani, the ex-mayor of New York City and a former adviser to President Donald Trump,
is in critical but stable condition at a hospital, his spokesman said Sunday.

From: bfte #1510
Date: 05/04/26 @ 2:25 AM

enjoy hell douchebag

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1511
Date: 05/04/26 @ 2:30 AM

wat is that little suspender setup he got on there

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1512
Date: 05/04/26 @ 2:42 AM

Do you think when he tips over all the rest of them will start too? Mitch McConnell is circling the drain and I wonder if the magic that's keeping them alive collectively will finally collapse and they will all kinda fall like bowling pins.
Like to charge reboot to cast.

From: haze - is having a bad day #1513
Date: 05/04/26 @ 3:02 AM

I don't like this.

From: bfte #1514
Date: 05/04/26 @ 3:10 AM

I do.

I like the idea of this guy, and others like him, being dead forever and being pissed on so much their graves become saturated and their coffins fill with stale old piss and their decaying bodies float around in the old gross piss

I like that a lot

From: bfte #1515
Date: 05/04/26 @ 3:11 AM

And that's still better than what they deserve

From: Monkopotamus #1516
Date: 05/04/26 @ 3:21 AM

Rudy Coffin

From: Rob #1517
Date: 05/04/26 @ 4:21 AM

I wonder how much piss that would be in gallons

From: bfte #1518
Date: 05/04/26 @ 4:33 AM

it'd have to be a lot, it would seep into the ground around it and kind of disperse the piss to the surrounding dirt so to keep the volumetric area of a coffin fully submerged in piss you'd need a pretty massive initial piss input but once that was achieved i think maintaining that level of piss would be easier and require less overall piss than you needed at first.

From: kontaz #1519
Date: 05/04/26 @ 4:53 AM

If I can't make it in person, could I send my piss in a bottle to be ceremoniously poured onto the ground there? I would not want to be seen as not contributing.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1520
Date: 05/04/26 @ 5:36 AM

Rob said:

I wonder how much piss that would be in gallons

le reddit did le math probably

From: Rob #1521
Date: 05/04/26 @ 10:00 AM

I saw massive piss input open for gwar

From: LadyAlthea #1522
Date: 05/04/26 @ 12:11 PM

jfc

From: Redboxer #1523
Date: 05/04/26 @ 12:15 PM

MPI was great.

From: kontaz #1524
Date: 05/04/26 @ 12:32 PM

Oh, great. Trump is going to have Giuliani lie in state in the rotunda and get the full state funeral treatment and the shit media will actually cover it.

The greatest honor, of course, would be to have the funeral here:

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1525
Date: 05/04/26 @ 12:58 PM

we all know the last instance when he thought he was going to get laid
/zipper
that alone, he should've died
from embarrassment

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1526
Date: 05/04/26 @ 8:53 PM

wow look who hates poor people

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1527
Date: 05/04/26 @ 8:55 PM

disregard

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1528
Date: 05/05/26 @ 12:43 AM

Police airlifted a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old man inside.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1529
Date: 05/05/26 @ 12:46 AM

...
The whole body?

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1530
Date: 05/05/26 @ 12:47 AM

Is he ok

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1531
Date: 05/05/26 @ 12:51 AM

He's going to be... all together.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1532
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:00 AM

bet he's bored in there

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1533
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:02 AM

inside of a crocodile it's too dark to read

From: Teharteest #1534
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:03 AM

Amazing feat.
But I would have thought it would be easier to airlift the guy without putting him in a crocodile.

From: haze - is having a bad day #1535
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:05 AM

Safety first.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1536
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:09 AM

crocodiles are notorious for having terrible wifi

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1537
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:28 AM

Here's what I don't get.
Why kill the crocodile? He's just doing crocodile things? What justice will you get from killing a wild animal that is following its prime directive and eating things that need to be disposed of or have already died? According to the article, the crocodile had probably eaten other people, so he's really doing a public service by teaching people about crocodiles!
We should give him a little plaque that says "best safetycrocodule 2026" and a coupon for 30% off TCBY.

From: toadylox #1538
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:29 AM

they should bury him next to harumbe

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1539
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:32 AM

I'd be pretty mad if I had meal where I ate WAAAY too much and some guy came and shot me instead of giving me some Pepto.

From: haze - is having a bad day #1540
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:37 AM

Can the croc even digest a whole guy?

From: kontaz #1541
Date: 05/05/26 @ 2:41 AM

toadylox said:

they should bury him next to harumbe

Oh, Harambe! Don’t say it. Don’t. Nothing gets me broken up like mention of that dear brave soul. That and Li’l Brudder. Both had the heart of a champion!

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1542
Date: 05/05/26 @ 3:21 AM

haze said:

Can the croc even digest a whole guy?

Well now we'll never know!!!

From: haze - is having a bad day #1543
Date: 05/05/26 @ 3:34 AM

That's not fair.

From: slimwhitem #1544
Date: 05/05/26 @ 12:35 PM

everyone, meet your new coworker, the crocodile that ate steve, and steve
[muffled, from inside croc] hey guys
[everyone] hey steve, welcome back
we can’t get him out because it would be inhumane so crocodile here will be joining us as steve is out of pto

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1545
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:26 PM

everyone at 5:00 - "bye steve. after while crocodile. hahahahahahahahaha"
every day - never gets old

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1546
Date: 05/05/26 @ 1:40 PM

kontaz said:

toadylox said:

they should bury him next to harumbe

Oh, Harambe! Don’t say it. Don’t. Nothing gets me broken up like mention of that dear brave soul. That and Li’l Brudder. Both had the heart of a champion!

checka da email

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1547
Date: 05/05/26 @ 4:39 PM

slimwhitem said:
steve is out of pto

have a PTO fundraiser

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1548
Date: 05/05/26 @ 5:10 PM

Secret Service Officer Arrested, Allegedly Masturbated in Hotel Hallway After Trump Assignment.

From: slimwhitem #1549
Date: 05/05/26 @ 6:24 PM

secrete service

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1550
Date: 05/05/26 @ 6:34 PM

cmere

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