Breaking News - increasingly NSFW
From: haze - is having a bad day #1401
Date: 04/26/26 @ 5:28 AM
butterknife said:
hiyooooo
(river)
https://youtu.be/FtLbndaobhw?si=tqeOOYbmlEjKVxwZ
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1402
Date: 04/26/26 @ 1:12 PM
kontaz said:



All that just for an ad about his stupid ballroom.
for the bunker below his ballroom
From: Monkopotamus #1403
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:14 PM
Where the conspiracy thread at.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DXlQzRPDWcB/

Fox News reporter Aishah Hasine was cut off mid-sentence while saying she had been sitting near White House Press Secretary Karoline
Leavitt’s husband Nicholas Riccio, who told her “You do a good job… you need to be safe tonight” then looked around the room seriously.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1404
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:39 PM
myusername said:

kontaz said:



All that just for an ad about his stupid ballroom.
for the bunker below his ballroom

His ankles????
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1405
Date: 04/26/26 @ 10:43 PM
butterknife said:
https://archive.ph/83o6j
When so many officials gather in one place for official functions such as an inauguration or State of the Union address, the secretary of homeland security typically puts the Secret Service in charge of coordinating all security through a formal designation known as a “National Special Security Event.”

There was no such designation on Saturday night [...].
Acting attorney general Todd Blanche said Sunday he did not view the incident as a security failure. The gunman was detained before reaching the ballroom.

“On the contrary, it was a massive security success story,” Blanche said during an interview with CNN’s Dana Bash. “I mean, if you think about what happened as far as what we know right now, this suspect barely breached the perimeter.”
and there you have it
bigly success
From: kontaz #1406
Date: 04/26/26 @ 11:47 PM
Justice Department cites dinner shooting to press preservationists to drop Trump ballroom suit

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump’s Justice Department is using the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday to try to pressure preservationists to drop their lawsuit over his planned $400 million ballroom on the site of the former East Wing of the White House.

“It’s time to build the ballroom,” acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said plainly Sunday on X, posting a letter in which Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate gave the National Trust for Historic Preservation, which has sued to block construction, until 9 a.m. Monday to dismiss its lawsuit.

If it doesn’t do so, Shumate wrote, the government would ask a court to do so “in light of last night’s extraordinary events,” calling the Washington Hilton — the site of Saturday’s gala — “demonstrably unsafe” for events with the president “because its size presents extraordinary security challenges for the Secret Service.”

The White House ballroom, Shumate wrote, “will ensure the safety and security of the President for decades to come and prevent future assassination attempts on the President at the Washington Hilton.”
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1407
Date: 04/27/26 @ 12:02 AM
President Isaac Herzog of Israel has decided not to issue a pardon to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in his corruption case at this time, and instead will seek mediation, officials say.
From: kontaz #1408
Date: 04/27/26 @ 1:22 AM
So the entire line of succession to the presidency was in the room, and the government didn't seem to be aware of that.

If something had happened to them all, we would have had Chuck Grassley as president today. There was no designated survivor.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1409
Date: 04/27/26 @ 2:11 AM
BLANCHE: We will not stop doing things like we did last night in this administration
Is this hubris?
From: LadyAlthea #1410
Date: 04/27/26 @ 12:50 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Grassley

Ill take it
From: ghoast - Master Botanist #1411
Date: 04/27/26 @ 1:14 PM
If my name was Chuck Grassley, I'd have a lawn service no doubt
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1412
Date: 04/28/26 @ 12:58 AM

Trump says ABC should fire Jimmy Kimmel over his 'expectant widow' joke
From: Teharteest #1413
Date: 04/28/26 @ 1:09 AM
i connect it to 10 years of trump calling for political violence.
just doesn't like it when chickens come home to roost.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1414
Date: 04/28/26 @ 1:27 AM
Hannity is claiming its the Democrats who've been calling for violence all these years
what a chump
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1415
Date: 04/28/26 @ 2:28 PM

Kid Rock and Pete Hegseth each rode shotgun in two Apache helicopters that flew out of the Army airbase in Fort Belvoir, Virginia
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1416
Date: 04/28/26 @ 3:01 PM
Not clicking because I am enjoying the possibility that each of them thought they were doing a Make-A-Wish for the other.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1417
Date: 04/28/26 @ 7:24 PM
What a breathe of fresh air King Charles is speaking at US Congress
He's cracking a few jokes both sides of the house chuckled sensibly
If he continues to be any more charming, Congress may vote to return America to the Commonwealth

Otherwise, noting the contrast between today and any other day, I am sorry of the bickering and grindlock that happens
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1418
Date: 04/28/26 @ 7:30 PM
If he continues to be any more charming, Congress may vote to return America to the Commonwealth
Are you doing a bit.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1419
Date: 04/28/26 @ 7:33 PM
King Trump is the joke here
From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #1420
Date: 04/28/26 @ 7:52 PM
i prefer the way the french handle their royalty
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1421
Date: 04/28/26 @ 7:55 PM
The English are fuckin' trauma-bonded about the royalty but putting them on your money when you don't even go there is weirdo behavior like girl what is you doing. You live in Perth.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1422
Date: 04/28/26 @ 9:13 PM
US will issue commemorative passports with Trump’s picture for America’s 250th birthday
https://apnews.com/article/passport-trump-us-250th-birthday-df2f0f96e4fbcee89ae904a65af398f0
This is gross. Again.
From: Teharteest #1423
Date: 04/28/26 @ 10:02 PM
Which I'm sure his image is licensed and will make money on it.
Much like the DJT palm beach airport. He will make money on each t-shirt, post card, pen, key chain, sold in the Hudson News
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1424
Date: 04/28/26 @ 10:07 PM
From what I know it's not mandatory and you can still get the standard issue,
I feel like the intersection of people who want Trump's face on their passport and people who actually need a passport is pretty slim.
From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1425
Date: 04/28/26 @ 11:43 PM
Bamboozled said:

US will issue commemorative passports with Trump’s picture for America’s 250th birthday
https://apnews.com/article/passport-trump-us-250th-birthday-df2f0f96e4fbcee89ae904a65af398f0
This is gross. Again.
Sooooooooo glad we just finished getting our family passports
From: bfte #1426
Date: 04/28/26 @ 11:45 PM
i got mine in the mail 2 weeks ago, also happy about that

now i don't have to draw a dick on his face and hope they just don't look
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1427
Date: 04/29/26 @ 12:15 AM
Former FBI Director James Comey indicted over alleged ‘threat’ against Trump

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1428
Date: 04/29/26 @ 12:22 AM
he spelled 67 wrong
From: Teharteest #1429
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:16 AM
Probably his fucking phone number
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1430
Date: 04/29/26 @ 7:06 AM
Weaponized seashells by the seashore
From: Monkopotamus #1431
Date: 04/29/26 @ 7:07 AM
seashore?
sounds like C4
which makes that a bomb threat
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1432
Date: 04/29/26 @ 7:39 AM
have a little piece of c4
as a threat
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1433
Date: 04/29/26 @ 12:31 PM
BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1434
Date: 04/29/26 @ 3:18 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction

‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction

Massachusetts woman set swarms of insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict elderly man with cancer
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1435
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:50 PM
Bee careful
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1436
Date: 04/29/26 @ 4:56 PM
That reminds me of this edit, and I know it's not a commonly held opinion, but online circa 2015 was really on one, it was a good time.

And then the race wars started.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1437
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:24 PM
Lol I hope that's true. Honestly if I had the money I'd pay her bail.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1438
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:25 PM
Today's Kash Patel presser was.... wow.

His body language. I'm kinda worried for him. This is a profoundly insecure man who is in way over his head.

He's acting exactly as I would were I in his shoes. It's very freaky Friday, and I love it!
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1439
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:41 PM
His impostor syndrome must make mine look like nothing. I can understand the drinking issues.

Imagine Kash Patel trying to go to sleep, and the carousel of self-doubt starts spinning in his head? His audible faint moans of shame and discomfort, muffled in the pillows so as not to wake Alexis. -She is singing the anthem, at a pickleball tournament tomorrow, she needs her sleep - I'm liking this guy more and more and for all the wrong reasons.

Kash, I hear you. I see you. Spiderkash would rather be gooning.
From: Monkopotamus #1440
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:43 PM
Kash me on the other side.
I must have tried how bout dat times.

Does that work?
Do people get why that's funny?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1441
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:47 PM
are you means testing new material on us
From: Monkopotamus #1442
Date: 04/29/26 @ 5:54 PM
I'm nices testing
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1443
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:14 PM
testes n icing
From: Monkopotamus #1444
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:18 PM
ups the sperm count
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1445
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:27 PM
All those moments will be lost in time, like jizz in cumsock. Time to fap.
From: Monkopotamus #1446
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:30 PM
he said it
he said his catchphrase
From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1447
Date: 04/29/26 @ 7:01 PM
Attempt to repeal Colorado’s right-to-repair law fails

Manufacturers backed effort to repeal the law but ultimately failed.


A controversial bill in Colorado that would have undone some repair protections in the state has failed. The bill had been the target of right-to-repair advocates, who saw it as a bellwether for how tech companies might try to undo repair legislation more broadly in the US.

Colorado’s landmark 2024 repair law, the Consumer Right to Repair Digital Electronic Equipment, went into effect in January 2026 and ensured access to tools and documentation people needed to modify and fix digital electronics such as phones, computers, and Wi-Fi routers. The new bill, SB26-090, would have carved out an exception to those repair protections for “critical infrastructure,” a loosely defined term that repair advocates worried could be applied to just about any technology.
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1448
Date: 04/30/26 @ 2:15 AM

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1449
Date: 04/30/26 @ 2:30 AM
Supreme Court weakens the Voting Rights Act and aids GOP efforts to control the House

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court on Wednesday hollowed out a landmark Civil Rights-era law that has increased minority representation in Congress and elsewhere, striking down a majority Black congressional district in Louisiana and opening the door for more redistricting across the country that could aid Republican efforts to control the House.

In a 6-3 ruling, the court’s conservative majority found that Louisiana district represented by Democrat Cleo Fields relied too heavily on race. Chief Justice John Roberts had described the 6th Congressional District as a “snake” that stretches more than 200 miles (320 kilometers) to link parts of Shreveport, Alexandria, Lafayette and Baton Rouge.

“That map is an unconstitutional gerrymander,” Justice Samuel Alito wrote for the six conservatives.
...
Alito wrote that “allowing race to play any part in government decisionmaking represents a departure from the constitutional rule that applies in almost every other context.” He said Section 2 is effectively limited to instances of intentional discrimination, a very high standard.

Kagan said the upshot of the decision is that states “can, without legal consequence, systematically dilute minority citizens’ voting power.”
...
Barring extraordinary action, the broader impact probably will be felt in 2028, when Republicans potentially can replace more than a dozen Democratic-held House districts that were previously protected under the Voting Rights Act.

“The Voting Rights Act as a means to protect minority voters from vote dilution is essentially dead,” said Jonathan Cervas, a political scientist at Carnegie Mellon University who has served as an outside legal expert in multiple Voting Rights Act cases.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1450
Date: 04/30/26 @ 3:13 AM
Where's Bugs Bunny when you need him?
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