Breaking News - increasingly NSFW
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1351
Date: 04/21/26 @ 10:00 PM
Trump said the ceasefire, which he earlier had said would end on Wednesday, would continue "until such time as" Iran's leaders and representatives submit a "unified proposal" to end the war with the U.S. and Israel.
looooooooooooool
the ultimate TACO
From: Teharteest #1352
Date: 04/22/26 @ 3:23 AM
so,,, as long as the korean peninsula cease fire?
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1353
Date: 04/22/26 @ 3:55 AM
could he recite John 11:35 without screwing up?
From: Monkopotamus #1354
Date: 04/22/26 @ 4:35 AM
'...for there were no more worlds to conquer'
From: kontaz #1355
Date: 04/22/26 @ 5:27 AM
Them doing the bible reading thing reminds me of when the Tea Party Republicans, in a bout of jingoistic psychosis, made a huge show of reading the constitutions live on the House floor. It went very poorly. Most had clearly never fucking read the thing before. They were obviously bored by it almost right off the bat. Then it got weird when they got to the 2/3 compromise part.
From: LadyAlthea #1356
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:34 PM
Imagine how many takes its going to be to edit together him being able to coherently read those passages
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1357
Date: 04/22/26 @ 3:08 PM
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/21/trump-iran-war-white-house-uae-currency-swap-line.html

Key Points
The White House is considering a financial lifeline to the United Arab Emirates as the U.S. war with Iran wreaks havoc on the Gulf state’s economy, a White House official told CNBC.
Such a move would provide liquidity in dollars to the oil-rich UAE, but could be politically tenuous for the administration as U.S. consumers grapple with higher prices at home.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/spirit-airlines-rescue-trump-administration.html

Key Points
The Trump administration is in advanced talks for a financing package for Spirit Airlines, according to a person familiar with the matter.
Spirit had been facing a potentially imminent liquidation, people familiar with the matter told CNBC last week.

This war is exposing vulnerabilities Trump is rushing to plug the holes
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1358
Date: 04/22/26 @ 3:39 PM
America first!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1359
Date: 04/22/26 @ 5:57 PM
Breaking News: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
From: Monkopotamus #1360
Date: 04/22/26 @ 6:09 PM
Every Weds this guy makes this announcement just to manipulate the markets.
From: ghoast - Master Botanist #1361
Date: 04/22/26 @ 6:18 PM
So I should buy a bunch of Wednesdays next Tuesday?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1362
Date: 04/22/26 @ 6:21 PM
Sell high on Maundy Thursday!
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1363
Date: 04/22/26 @ 9:29 PM
Clearing Strait of Hormuz of mines could take 6 months, Pentagon tells Congress
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ar-AA21unSJ
The New York Times, citing U.S. officials, reported this month that it appears Iran is unable to find all of the mines it laid.
lol what a shit show
From: kontaz #1364
Date: 04/22/26 @ 10:25 PM
I short Wednesdays on Tuesdays.
From: kontaz #1365
Date: 04/22/26 @ 10:32 PM
6-months is super optimistic. They'll be finding mines there for years.
From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1366
Date: 04/23/26 @ 1:40 PM
JTWood said:

Ahhh corporate socialism. The American Way :tm:

Tariff refunds begin on Monday. These retailers are due big paydays

Retailers could be in line for big tariff refunds
Ticker 	Company 	Estimated refund
WMT	Walmart		$10.2 billion
TGT	Target		$2.2 billion
HD	Home Depot	$540 million
KSS	Kohl’s		$550 million
GAP	Gap		$400 million
NKE	Nike		$1 billion

Source: Citi
“When asked what might be done with refund proceeds, most management teams said something like this: … ‘If refunds are received, we will consider all options in terms of what to do with the cash. We will consider needs of the business, share repurchases, debt paydown, or increasing our cash cushion on the balance sheet,’” the Citi equity researchers wrote in their note.
God forbid the money go back the people who actually paid the tariff
Someone's trying to stop Nintendo from keeping their tariff refunds

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/lawsuit-nintendo-is-getting-tariff-refunds-its-customers-should-get-them-instead/
“Unless restrained by this Court, Nintendo stands to recover the same tariff payments twice—once from consumers through higher prices and again from the federal government through tariff refunds, including interest paid by the government on those funds,” said the lawsuit filed in US District Court for the Western District of Washington. “Nintendo has made no legally binding commitment to return tariff-related overcharges to the consumers who actually paid them. This lawsuit seeks to prevent that unjust result.”
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1367
Date: 04/23/26 @ 5:05 PM
The order signed by [Acting Attorney General] Todd Blanche does not legalize marijuana for medical or recreational use under federal law. But it does change the way it’s regulated, shifting licensed medical marijuana from Schedule I — reserved for drugs without medical use and with high potential for abuse — to the less strictly regulated Schedule III. It also gives licensed medical marijuana operators a major tax break and eases some barriers to researching cannabis.
From: Sepharo #1368
Date: 04/23/26 @ 5:26 PM
So I can finally use a credit card to pay for it?
(I actually can already but it's some kind of crazy loophole)
From: toadylox #1369
Date: 04/24/26 @ 3:23 AM


https://globalnews.ca/news/11813815/ivf-mix-up-couple-tiffany-score-steven-mills-florida-fertility-clinic-embryo-biological-parents-florida/

oops!
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1370
Date: 04/24/26 @ 3:56 AM

U.S. soldier involved in Maduro raid charged with betting on the operation
The special forces soldier allegedly made more than $400,000 on Polymarket as a result of the bets, prosecutors say.
From: kontaz #1371
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:34 AM
Pocket change compared to the billions in trades being done by Trump's inner circle.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1372
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:53 AM
Oh, sure, but they'll put Pete Rose in the Hall.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1373
Date: 04/24/26 @ 8:26 AM
https://apnews.com/article/panama-canal-trade-strait-of-hormuz-iran-war-middle-east-shipment-d6a2aa2a21f29bfdf313182e753e1c41
While passage through the waterway usually comes at a flat rate via reservations, companies without reservations can cross by paying an additional fee in an auction for slots, which are awarded to the highest bidder rather than waiting for days off the coast of Panama City.

That price has ballooned in recent weeks as Iran and the United States have bottlenecked the key shipping route, the Strait of Hormuz, and demand for those slots has skyrocketed. Ships have increasingly traveled through the Panama Canal as shipments are rerouted and buyers purchase from other countries to avoid commerce through now-treacherous Middle Eastern waterway.
Making bank
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1374
Date: 04/24/26 @ 8:34 AM
Trump’s ‘gold card’ visa starting at $1 million granted to just 1 person so far, White House says
https://apnews.com/article/trump-gold-card-visa-immigration-approvals-revenue-f05fe42f2f90708f2146613b82e072e9?__vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_top_pages

Not making bank.
Well, it may be early days. The logistics of starting up this fine program

A year ago, Lutnick said at a cabinet meeting that the gold card would raise $1 trillion in revenue and help “balance the budget.”
From: kontaz #1375
Date: 04/24/26 @ 10:49 AM
It's good to know that the Secretary of Commerce is just like the vast majority of Americans in not knowing how big a trillion is.
From: LadyAlthea #1376
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:17 PM
wait...what if that bio family did not want a baby? now what?
From: toadylox #1377
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:11 PM
i wanna know how they figured out it wasn't theirs
From: toadylox #1378
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:21 PM


oh no.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1379
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:50 PM
Anwyay
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1380
Date: 04/24/26 @ 6:14 PM
love this for him
From: Teharteest #1381
Date: 04/25/26 @ 3:20 AM
Died doing what he loved, being a rich fuck
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1382
Date: 04/25/26 @ 3:47 AM
Netanyahu says he received treatment for prostate cancer
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1383
Date: 04/25/26 @ 5:57 AM
the only
ONLY
time I'll sympathize with the cancer
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1384
Date: 04/25/26 @ 10:31 AM
Prostate cancer posted notice they're being treated for bibi
From: Rob #1385
Date: 04/25/26 @ 10:35 AM
Bamboozled said:

Trump’s ‘gold card’ visa starting at $1 million granted to just 1 person so far, White House says
https://apnews.com/article/trump-gold-card-visa-immigration-approvals-revenue-f05fe42f2f90708f2146613b82e072e9?__vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_top_pages

Not making bank.
Well, it may be early days. The logistics of starting up this fine program

A year ago, Lutnick said at a cabinet meeting that the gold card would raise $1 trillion in revenue and help “balance the budget.”

It’s Nicki Minaj
From: kontaz #1386
Date: 04/25/26 @ 12:02 PM
Let’s go to the beach beach
From: toadylox #1387
Date: 04/26/26 @ 1:34 AM



https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5849158-national-science-board-members-terminated-trump/
From: bfte #1388
Date: 04/26/26 @ 1:48 AM
Shots Fired At White House Correspondents Dinner, Trump Evacuated, Guests On The Floor

lol

i think this is number... 3? 4? i think 4?

huh. weird.
From: bfte #1389
Date: 04/26/26 @ 1:51 AM
honestly they need to start staging these a little bit better

it's getting stale
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1390
Date: 04/26/26 @ 2:08 AM
i mean, he found a way to ruin the dinner
From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1391
Date: 04/26/26 @ 2:29 AM
all those room temperature Hamberders going to waist. :-(
From: haze - is having a bad day #1392
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:00 AM
Well, I mean, not if they don't get eaten.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1393
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:00 AM
hiyooooo
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1394
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:00 AM
(river)
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1395
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:10 AM
and there it is

Trump condemns Correspondents' Dinner shooter, says WH ballroom needed
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1396
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:22 AM
He's been saying it all along.
Guess he was right again.
Suck it, Kingsford.
From: bfte #1397
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:27 AM
i'm just glad we don't have some centrist shill in office.

chronic chaos is so much better than hearing some fucking rich democrat talk down to me about straws on earth day.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1398
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:44 AM
Hey, it's either Trump or trans athletes competing in the Northwestern South Dakota high-school water-polo regionals
From: bfte #1399
Date: 04/26/26 @ 3:56 AM
just so much nicer to have fucking no idea what is happening ever but still knowing that everything is gonna get much worse, and fast

can sincerely not even imagine the pain and anger i would be feeling if, instead of hearing about the fourth probably fake assassination attempt in 18 months, i was listening to some rich woman in a blue pantsuit sit on the fence about insider trading in congress.

just makes me sick to even think about.
From: kontaz #1400
Date: 04/26/26 @ 4:17 AM


All that just for an ad about his stupid ballroom.
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