Breaking News - increasingly NSFW
From: Sepharo #1251
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:15 AM
It was said that the fire suppression system, in the fkn paper warehouse, failed... due to the roof collapsing.
Sounds like it failed before the fire made the roof collapse.
From: LadyAlthea #1252
Date: 04/09/26 @ 1:28 PM
Did you know that if you did not register for the selective service, draft, before the age of 25 you will not be eligible for social security benefits or federal funding for training programs or for student loans? You may also be denied a passport.
I learned that last year at my job.
From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #1253
Date: 04/09/26 @ 1:51 PM
uh oh toilet paper shortage
From: LadyAlthea #1254
Date: 04/09/26 @ 1:51 PM
Pastor charged after grandfather of 7 drowns during baptism — and said she saw him ‘dancing with Jesus’
Published April 9, 2026, 8:12 a.m. ET


https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/08/pastor-charged-drowning-baptism-ceremony-birmingham
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1255
Date: 04/09/26 @ 2:43 PM
Annoying that it doesn't give any details about the event.
How tf do you negligence someone into drowning
in a backyard pool during a baptism ceremony?
Makes no damb SENSE.
From: LadyAlthea #1256
Date: 04/09/26 @ 2:59 PM
He was DANCING WITH JESUS! Gosh!
From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1257
Date: 04/09/26 @ 4:06 PM


https://newrepublic.com/post/208820/pentagon-threatened-pope-criticized-donald-trump
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1258
Date: 04/09/26 @ 4:56 PM
Roman Catholic Jesus is one of those anti-2A pussies. Unlike American-speaking big wristwatch lifted truck AR-15 Jesus.

And bro doesn't even lift
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1259
Date: 04/09/26 @ 5:02 PM
Did you know that the Vatican does not even have a food court?

It's ridiculous. They make you leave the Vatican if you want to eat something. And of course, not one single manager around to complain to. Oh, and everything is in Latin, so even there, you can't escape Bad Bunny and his woke Mexican influence.

Next time, I'll stick to Branson or Lake Havasu.
2/10.
From: Redboxer #1260
Date: 04/09/26 @ 6:20 PM
I've heard their public toilets are very nice though
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1261
Date: 04/09/26 @ 6:53 PM
im taking a cruise to the vatican in septober
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1262
Date: 04/09/26 @ 8:39 PM
Better not leave through florida.
From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1263
Date: 04/09/26 @ 9:42 PM


this fucking fuck.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1264
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:35 PM
I'm so angry.
From: haze - is having a bad day #1265
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:44 PM
OMFG
From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1266
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:43 PM
If congress actually did anything, this could be swiftly stopped.

ALL OF THIS bullshit could be stopped today...that is, if they cared about any of us or the future. So fucking sick of greed taking precedent to everything that we were supposed to strive for. The left is so fucking useless that unless someone/some group steps up and holds all these fascist fucks 100% responsible and make actual progressive changes for the people, not just benefit the elite n corporations. Unfortunately, it dont seem like that will happen.

If things do swing left again, it won't matter cuz when it goes back to the right they will act like worse then they are now. Eventually they will not give up power cuz that was proven to not have consequences from Jan 6th.

sorry, just so fed up, had to rant, we definably circling the toilet bowl and its gonna get ugly methinks
From: bfte #1267
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:58 PM
the american people voted for this.

we should get what we voted for, and what we deserve.

we deserve to be run by cunt morons with syphilis brains,
because that is what we value and respect above all else, it would seem.
From: bfte #1268
Date: 04/10/26 @ 12:11 AM
you'd deny them the things they voted for by impeaching the person they voted for,
and they would respond by voting for another person exactly like that. probably worse.

you can only fix that by affecting, somehow, the people who think and act that way. somehow.

that is the end of that thought.
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1269
Date: 04/10/26 @ 11:18 AM
i mean if they FO enough then in theory it will stop them from FAing
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1270
Date: 04/11/26 @ 2:47 AM
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2025-09-16/ty-article-magazine/.premium/i-saw-the-bodies-of-children-moral-injury-and-mental-strain-breaking-idf-soldiers/00000199-5277-d907-a5db-77f7e80d0000

part of me understands that perpetrators of trauma are traumatized along with victims of trauma
but most of me just gets sick to my stomach with rage
From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #1271
Date: 04/11/26 @ 3:38 AM
good
people who do bad things should feel bad about it
From: phapster #1272
Date: 04/11/26 @ 5:10 PM

HoF Headline
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1273
Date: 04/11/26 @ 5:13 PM
lol nice
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1274
Date: 04/11/26 @ 5:21 PM
I'm betting she doesn't normally follow any social media or watch any news.
You'd have to, married to him.
But decided to flip on the switch on her X account earlier this week and whoa, so many old DMs about Donald, her, the victims and Epstein.
She'll shut off all the media and news again.
You'd have to, married to him.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1275
Date: 04/11/26 @ 5:33 PM
she has a team of dipshits constantly scanning every channel for mentions. she doesn't need to have a phone to know the garbage she's part of. but given her depth of character, I'm certain she's googling herself daily, hourly, minutely?

smart money is on more kompromat drops on the horizon caused this tactical denial track
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1276
Date: 04/11/26 @ 5:51 PM
it would hardly be the first time i was wrong about something like this
but it seems pretty obvious to me that she's laying the groundwork for distancing herself from the dumpster fire of the trump legacy
not sure if anyone is going to allow her to do that, and i don't think she's important enough to even care
From: Teharteest #1277
Date: 04/11/26 @ 8:03 PM
hopefully, no one will be able to distance themselves from the bullshit they attached themselves to hoping for glory
From: phapster #1278
Date: 04/12/26 @ 12:11 AM

US military plane damaged after man breaks into Ireland airport and attacks aircraft with hatchet
From: Sepharo #1279
Date: 04/12/26 @ 12:14 AM
get it
From: phapster #1280
Date: 04/12/26 @ 12:27 AM

Bakersfield Fire: Massive Warehouse Blaze
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1281
Date: 04/12/26 @ 1:15 PM
But what about the Epstien files?
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1282
Date: 04/12/26 @ 4:07 PM
Xnay on the Epsteinay
From: phapster #1283
Date: 04/12/26 @ 11:18 PM

Hungary's Viktor Orbán concedes defeat, ending 16 years in power
From: haze - is having a bad day #1284
Date: 04/12/26 @ 11:23 PM
Thanks Vance.
From: bfte #1285
Date: 04/12/26 @ 11:27 PM
but Péter Magyar is center right, don't the people of Hungary know that better is not good enough and that unless their candidate represents every single one of their ideas that they should not vote for them and also tell anyone they talk to not to vote for them?

this can not improve their situation in any way and is functionally the same as if they had let the pedophile dictator keep control and continue doing things a pedophile dictator would do.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1286
Date: 04/12/26 @ 11:30 PM
what do you believe in
From: bfte #1287
Date: 04/12/26 @ 11:31 PM
at this point, man, the list is pretty short
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1288
Date: 04/12/26 @ 11:33 PM
that tracks
From: bfte #1289
Date: 04/12/26 @ 11:36 PM
lol didn't you mention something about giving up the idea of "resistance" and taking up like futures trading or some shit not long ago?

something about "if this is where we're headed?"

but i'm cynical?
sounds like we both understand what it is,
iunno why you're mad at me for knowing it was gonna end this way.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1290
Date: 04/13/26 @ 12:17 AM
so what you will about the tenets of shitposting
at least it's an ethos
From: haze - is having a bad day #1291
Date: 04/13/26 @ 12:21 AM
So, so what'cha, what'cha, what'cha will?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1292
Date: 04/13/26 @ 12:23 AM
whatcha willy willy want
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1293
Date: 04/13/26 @ 12:30 AM
i willy willy willy wanna whig a whig waah
From: LadyAlthea #1294
Date: 04/13/26 @ 1:21 PM
Is that a quote from trumps latest speech?
From: phapster #1295
Date: 04/14/26 @ 9:10 PM


A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.
Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work
From: Denkar - Don't panic. #1296
Date: 04/14/26 @ 10:15 PM
Do the words 'fuck you' ever pop into people's minds?
I mean, I know it's a job, but fuck...
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1297
Date: 04/14/26 @ 10:21 PM
Most of those people are just like you
what kind of pressure would you have to feel to keep working next to a person that died on the job

for me, it's almost unimaginable
which makes me profoundly angry for the person that died and for their coworkers
From: JTWood #1298
Date: 04/15/26 @ 12:15 AM
I'm glad they followed their instructions. I needed those batteries to arrive today.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1299
Date: 04/15/26 @ 3:25 AM
i know where that distro is
sure would suck to see a red glow on the horizon i tell u whut
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #1300
Date: 04/15/26 @ 4:13 AM
all they had to do...
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