Breaking News - increasingly NSFW

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1201
Date: 04/07/26 @ 6:55 AM

I don't really like Star wards

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1202
Date: 04/07/26 @ 6:58 AM

sombish

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1203
Date: 04/07/26 @ 12:47 PM

there's a new star wards tv show

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1204
Date: 04/07/26 @ 1:26 PM

Still fucking that chicken, huh?

From: slimwhitem #1205
Date: 04/07/26 @ 6:30 PM

i wasnt into star wards either, but even i know that klingers were start wrek not star wards

lt. borf was a klinger and he along with dat A and geordi Le Varburton hated the kim kardashians

From: phapster #1206
Date: 04/07/26 @ 7:17 PM

Trump Truth Store closes as owner blames low sales on Iran war: ‘Dead as a doornail’

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1207
Date: 04/07/26 @ 7:43 PM

thats the official end to the american dream

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1208
Date: 04/07/26 @ 7:45 PM

A bunch of B-52 bombers left RAF Fairford.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1209
Date: 04/07/26 @ 7:59 PM

let's do a warcrime!

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1210
Date: 04/07/26 @ 8:34 PM

He just tweeted "A whole civilization will die tonight"
https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/s/Gipzc3UUhT

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1211
Date: 04/07/26 @ 9:00 PM

just/really early this morning
and iran cut all diplomatic channels in response

not looking good

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #1212
Date: 04/07/26 @ 9:06 PM

I think I'm gonna spend all night outside, smoking weed and watching birds and squirrels.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1213
Date: 04/07/26 @ 9:43 PM

yeah that sounds good.

weird moment.

Anybody seen the end of don't look up?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1214
Date: 04/07/26 @ 9:50 PM

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/7/iran-war-live-trump-warns-of-devastating-attacks-as-deal-deadline-nears

refreshing like it's 2005 and my package is still in Memphis

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1215
Date: 04/07/26 @ 10:44 PM

https://aje.news/9k7fl9?update=4471386

big if true

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1216
Date: 04/07/26 @ 10:47 PM

it's weird that iran has been the one showing restraint and only escalating in response to israel/american attacks

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1217
Date: 04/07/26 @ 10:47 PM

why is that weird

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1218
Date: 04/07/26 @ 10:53 PM

Trump chickened out

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1219
Date: 04/07/26 @ 10:55 PM

"The U.S. regional partners should also know that until today, we have exercised great restraint for the sake of good neighborliness and have had some considerations in choosing targets for retaliation, but all these considerations have since been removed," the IRGC said.

It's weird because Iran are supposed to be the bad guy terrorists

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1220
Date: 04/07/26 @ 10:56 PM

why are they supposed to be that

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1221
Date: 04/07/26 @ 11:06 PM

TACOboi

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1222
Date: 04/07/26 @ 11:14 PM

Russia and China BLOCK reopening of Strait of Hormuz in dramatic UN vote
Russia and China have vetoed a UN Security Council resolution aimed at reopening the Strait of Hormuz after repeated efforts to water down the proposal in the hope they would simply abstain
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russia-china-strait-hormuz-iran-36980914

lol

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1223
Date: 04/07/26 @ 11:15 PM

have patience said:

why are they supposed to be that

because they were designated as a State Sponsor of Terrorism in 1984 and have kept up the shenanigans until today

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1224
Date: 04/07/26 @ 11:36 PM

shenanigans like what

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1225
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:08 AM

shenanigans like sponsoring terrorism
there's an entire wikipedia about it

From: Tocsy #1226
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:10 AM

have patience said:

https://aje.news/9k7fl9?update=4471386

big if true

Looks like it's being confirmed by the Guardian

From: Teharteest #1227
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:14 AM

Could be all these high stakes calls for obliteration is just to manipulate futures prices

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1228
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:23 AM

TACO

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1229
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:29 AM

[b]Pakistan, which brokered ceasefire between US and Iran, says it extends to Israel and Hezbollah fighting in Lebanon[/b
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-04-07-2026#0000019d-6a77-d838-a1bd-ff7762160000]
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #1230
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:39 AM

LMAO if this is even half true this is a bigger loss than Vietnam if you don't factor in the loss of life total

Absolutely blew our own dicks off

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1231
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:48 AM

you notice how this is one of trump's favorite things
pushing something off by two weeks

From: Teharteest #1232
Date: 04/08/26 @ 12:58 AM

He got the idea, aptly, from The Money Pit

From: Tocsy #1233
Date: 04/08/26 @ 1:03 AM

I don't know if I believe ANY of those are true

From: Teharteest #1234
Date: 04/08/26 @ 1:26 AM

From PBS

Iran's explanation of its 10-point plan says Strait of Hormuz would be subject to 'regulated passage'
Iran's explanation of the 10-point plan included its claim that the Strait of Hormuz would be subject to "regulated passage ... under the coordination of the Armed Forces of Iran."

It added that it would be "thereby conferring upon Iran a unique economic and geopolitical standing." It would also receive full sanctions relief.

These terms would represent an extraordinary step down by the U.S. after 47 years of hostilities with Iran, starting from the 1979 Islamic Revolution.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1235
Date: 04/08/26 @ 1:34 AM

IDF says it bombed rail bridges, roads used by Iran to transport weapons and military equipment
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/idf-says-it-bombed-rail-bridges-roads-used-by-iran-to-transport-weapons-and-military-equipment/

“The crossings were struck to prevent regime forces from using them to transfer equipment and weapons,” the IDF says in a statement.

You know how I know they're lying?
If these were legitimate military targets, Israel would've bombed them to shit weeks ago.

From: Teharteest #1236
Date: 04/08/26 @ 2:56 AM

and and and hospitals used to treat kids that could grow up to be soldiers.
and and grain storage that could be used to feed women that could give birth to babies that could grow up to be soldiers

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1237
Date: 04/08/26 @ 2:58 AM

it is Taco Tuesday, so this kinda shoulda been expected

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1238
Date: 04/08/26 @ 2:59 AM

This feels like Trump is going through an international version of a bankruptcy filing
He gambled and lost big. It's all monopoly money to him.
He's used to it. It's not the first time he's gone through the spanking machine
He'll spin it that he's #winning

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1239
Date: 04/08/26 @ 4:37 PM

BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1240
Date: 04/08/26 @ 4:51 PM

Bamboozled said:

This feels like Trump is going through an international version of a bankruptcy filing
He gambled and lost big. It's all monopoly money to him.
He's used to it. It's not the first time he's gone through the spanking machine
He'll spin it that he's #winning

any failure can be a win if you can convince people that you're playing 12 dimensional connect-four or whatever

From: phapster #1241
Date: 04/08/26 @ 5:19 PM

Barron Trump’s Drinks Business Reveals First Flavors

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1242
Date: 04/08/26 @ 5:25 PM

THAT'S SOME NICE FREE PUBLICITY

From: Redboxer #1243
Date: 04/08/26 @ 5:26 PM

Breaking news?

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1244
Date: 04/08/26 @ 6:22 PM

can't wait to not buy that

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #1245
Date: 04/08/26 @ 6:48 PM

Self-dealing fucks will spend your and my money on it somehow.

From: Teharteest #1246
Date: 04/08/26 @ 8:05 PM

Use it for irrigation

From: Teharteest #1247
Date: 04/08/26 @ 8:26 PM

In the culture of you can just grab them

https://youtu.be/RMHvNRtU6RA?si=qYq80R8HpiwgHf8C

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1248
Date: 04/08/26 @ 8:49 PM

It's what plants crave.

From: phapster #1249
Date: 04/09/26 @ 2:35 AM

Automatic registration for US military draft-eligible men to begin in December.

From: phapster #1250
Date: 04/09/26 @ 2:53 AM

Employee accused of arson after paper goods warehouse destroyed in massive fire in Ontario, CA

disgruntled employee said:
You may not pay us enough to fucking live, but these bitches dirt cheap...
There goes your inventory. All you had to do is pay us enough to live.
All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live.