Breaking News - increasingly NSFW

From: Teharteest #1151
Date: 04/01/26 @ 10:47 PM

artemis II on the way

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #1152
Date: 04/01/26 @ 10:52 PM

til it splats into the dome

From: Teharteest #1153
Date: 04/01/26 @ 11:12 PM

almost 57 years and finally going to the moon

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1154
Date: 04/01/26 @ 11:42 PM

Bob's Burgers Star Eugene Mirman Revealed as Man Pulled from Fiery Car Crash in New Hampshire

From: Redboxer #1155
Date: 04/01/26 @ 11:56 PM

There was a fiery car crash in new Hampshire?

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1156
Date: 04/02/26 @ 12:54 AM

hope he is ok, i really like him, his stand up isnt for everyone but i think he funny af

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1157
Date: 04/02/26 @ 1:10 AM

Redboxer said:

There was a fiery car crash in new Hampshire?

Even the Governor was there! No shit!

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1158
Date: 04/02/26 @ 1:22 AM

BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

From: haze - is having a bad day #1159
Date: 04/02/26 @ 1:42 AM

Late breaking wow. Thank.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #1160
Date: 04/02/26 @ 5:28 PM

Pammy got fired

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1161
Date: 04/02/26 @ 5:29 PM

may they all rot in shit

From: Sepharo #1162
Date: 04/02/26 @ 6:39 PM

What's in it for these people?
Like why pledge fanatical loyalty to a guy who would never ever reciprocate that and would choke you out for a diet coke.
Literally sprung a show that hinged on "You're fired!" into the Presidency...
"Oh, but he won't capriciously fire me like all those others."

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1163
Date: 04/02/26 @ 7:19 PM

Post-politics administrative board positions, ambassadorships or Education

Next year, Pam Bondi will either be Ambassador to (insert inconsequential country here). On the board of Chick-fil-A. or dean of Liberty University "law school".

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1164
Date: 04/02/26 @ 7:21 PM

Jeanine Pirro will be far, far worse than Pammy.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #1165
Date: 04/02/26 @ 7:43 PM

Post-politics administrative board positions, ambassadorships or Education

Yeah, just look at Guilfoyle. Broke up with Donnie, jr and still got an ambassadorship to Greece and is now trying to build a whole basketball court on the property and a permanent photographer to take pics of her on it (I guess).

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1166
Date: 04/02/26 @ 7:55 PM

pirro looks like a fucking nightmare on a very surface level
I'm sure there are rotted corpses below that

From: Teharteest #1167
Date: 04/02/26 @ 9:43 PM

Army chief of staff out.
Probably used the phrase "I told you so"

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1168
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:27 PM

U.S. fighter jet downed over Iran, one pilot rescued, official says
The two-seater jet appears to have been shot down by Iran, a U.S. official said.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/us-fighter-jet-went-iran-search-rescue-mission-underway-officials-say-rcna266523

One F-15 crew member was rescued and a search was underway for a second after a fighter jet went down over Iran, a U.S. official said Friday.

oops

From: Teharteest #1169
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:43 PM

Well, at least Iran's military capability has been neutralized.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1170
Date: 04/03/26 @ 11:07 PM

A second U.S. Air ‌Force combat plane crashed in the ⁠Persian Gulf region on Friday and its only pilot was then ‌rescued, ⁠the New York Times reported, ⁠citing two U.S. officials.

From: Teharteest #1171
Date: 04/03/26 @ 11:18 PM

wonder what Shana has to say about that.

From: phapster #1172
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:18 AM

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1173
Date: 04/05/26 @ 2:02 PM

For more than a day, the weapons systems officer whose F-15E Strike Eagle was shot down inside Iran avoided being captured by encroaching Iranian forces. At one point, he scaled the rugged terrain to a ridgeline 7,000 feet above sea level, equipped with little more than a pistol, a communication device and a tracking beacon.

It was into the high mountains that a team of American commandos, accompanied by US aircraft dropping bombs to clear the area, swarmed to locate the officer, bringing him and themselves to safety.

And it came with multiple twists, including a pair of damaged US special operations aircraft that the US had to blow up on the ground in Iran during the operation.

bigly success

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1174
Date: 04/05/26 @ 3:47 PM

oh good another movie

From: Ransome #1175
Date: 04/05/26 @ 3:48 PM

From: phapster #1176
Date: 04/05/26 @ 4:01 PM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1177
Date: 04/05/26 @ 4:06 PM

just get it over with and redact of a redacting redaction you dumb fuck

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1178
Date: 04/05/26 @ 4:22 PM

Sure, the pedophile president tweeted his intent to commit a war crime.

But it's either that or cat-and-dog-eating immigrant rapists in electric cars making your kids come home from muslim communist school all transgendered.

...also, demons.

From: Teharteest #1179
Date: 04/05/26 @ 7:29 PM

They think it is their responsibility to start Armageddon.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1180
Date: 04/05/26 @ 8:23 PM

what's the UN gonna do?
Sanction drump for doing a war crime?

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1181
Date: 04/05/26 @ 8:54 PM

My god he has to be the stupidest mothercuker ever to live.
Meth heads in trailer parks who admit they are doing drugs and fucking the dog are smarter than this fuckin guy.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1182
Date: 04/05/26 @ 8:55 PM

You're probably right but it feels like you had someone in mind, which gives me pause.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1183
Date: 04/05/26 @ 8:56 PM

I grew up in Wyoming I know the type

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1184
Date: 04/05/26 @ 9:02 PM

This is a question that almost never matters but I want to ask, where in Wyoming.
Please say Laramie.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1185
Date: 04/05/26 @ 9:07 PM

but pinch your tongue whilst doing so

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1186
Date: 04/05/26 @ 9:10 PM

Don't do it, they're going to ask you for video.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1187
Date: 04/05/26 @ 9:57 PM

Casper

From: Ransome #1188
Date: 04/05/26 @ 10:38 PM

This isn’t the best character from Kids thread

From: haze - is having a bad day #1189
Date: 04/05/26 @ 11:19 PM

The DOPEST ghost in town.

From: Redboxer #1190
Date: 04/05/26 @ 11:23 PM

Dudes i went to college with ruined that movie for me. It was a comedy for them. They'd watch it in the commons.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1191
Date: 04/05/26 @ 11:33 PM

I was born and raised there and it will be my married name someday.

From: Redboxer #1192
Date: 04/05/26 @ 11:40 PM

In the commons at my college?

From: haze - is having a bad day #1193
Date: 04/06/26 @ 12:25 AM

Will there be hyphens or what?

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1194
Date: 04/06/26 @ 12:30 AM

I don't think so. I probably won't change it until the fuckery with the gubment subsides. I have had to spell my last name every time I say it since I could speak so it would be nice to have a name where I don't have to do that.

From: Teharteest #1195
Date: 04/06/26 @ 4:35 AM

I love having to do that.....
And don't get me started on using my middle name whenever someone asks "Do you have a name for your order?"

From: Redboxer #1196
Date: 04/06/26 @ 12:09 PM

I have to spell my last name. My dad liked to give Urner as a fake name

From: LadyAlthea #1197
Date: 04/06/26 @ 3:03 PM

So people are scared of their kids being drafted, but transgendered kids cant be drafted, so encouraging their kids to fake transgender.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1198
Date: 04/06/26 @ 3:24 PM

because we live in a poorly-written satirical dystopia

From: phapster #1199
Date: 04/06/26 @ 5:01 PM

From: haze - is having a bad day #1200
Date: 04/07/26 @ 5:51 AM

LadyAlthea said:

So people are scared of their kids being drafted, but transgendered kids cant be drafted, so encouraging their kids to fake transgender.

Someone should've told Klinger.