Breaking News - increasingly NSFW

From: phapster #1101
Date: 03/28/26 @ 2:39 AM

Prince Sultan Air Base was hit by an Iranian missile, damaging several U.S. refuelling aircraft.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1102
Date: 03/28/26 @ 3:34 AM

But I thought the war was won? The pedophile president said so

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1103
Date: 03/28/26 @ 9:08 PM

slimwhitem said:

[teacher] “class, today we will learn about onomatopoeias. can you think of a sound that th-“
[young scarlet] “ZEBRA SHIT”
….
[teacher] “front office? call scarlets parents. yes, zebra shit again”

I hate to admit how close to real life this actually is.

From: kontaz #1104
Date: 03/29/26 @ 4:39 AM

One E-3 was confirmed destroyed, which is a pretty big deal since we don't have many.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1105
Date: 03/29/26 @ 7:54 AM

that's what my aunt (ret usaf Col) flew and commanded.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1106
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:10 PM

Wow.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1107
Date: 03/29/26 @ 8:45 PM

https://x.com/Jerusalem_Post/status/2037794771058495738

community notes on the gutter formerly known as twitter are something else these days

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1108
Date: 03/29/26 @ 8:52 PM

I thought jpost was a liberal publication

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1109
Date: 03/29/26 @ 9:41 PM

I don't see anything that counteracts that

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1110
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:02 PM

wikipedia said:
The paper describes itself as being in the Israeli political center, but widely seen as center-right in Israel

I guess ethnic cleansing is a center-right position

From: phapster #1111
Date: 03/29/26 @ 11:20 PM

Tom Homan said ICE may not leave airports once TSA officers are paid

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1112
Date: 03/29/26 @ 11:42 PM

i don't think i've read a news report that says ICE is actually being helpful in the airports

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1113
Date: 03/29/26 @ 11:48 PM

Cool. Saw that coming

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1114
Date: 03/30/26 @ 2:16 AM

They passed a budget of like 100 billy for ICE.
That money has to get spent somehow.
They are not going away for a while.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1115
Date: 03/30/26 @ 2:46 AM

just buy them a bunch of chili dogs

From: haze - is having a bad day #1116
Date: 03/30/26 @ 3:19 AM

They'd have to pull their masks down to eat the-- ohh...

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1117
Date: 03/30/26 @ 5:11 AM

how's the whole doxxing thing going? is that still going on?

From: LadyAlthea #1118
Date: 03/30/26 @ 1:24 PM

smashing himself in the face with a hammer to get better bone structure.

jfc

From: LadyAlthea #1119
Date: 03/30/26 @ 1:25 PM

So in the airports ICE is not wearing masks, but they wear them out in the community, but that was inter..what will they do when its 99 degrees out?

Put ice in their ice masks?

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1120
Date: 03/30/26 @ 1:34 PM

The thing society doesn't like to talk about and what should be a well-known fact is that while those ICE agents are busy doing nothing at the airport, well-endowed black men are inside ICE agents' homes, making love to ICE agents' spouses, really, really, really well.

From: LadyAlthea #1121
Date: 03/30/26 @ 1:36 PM

nah bro, that was Afroman

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1122
Date: 03/30/26 @ 1:47 PM

Lemon pound cake

From: LadyAlthea #1123
Date: 03/30/26 @ 1:56 PM

exactly

From: phapster #1124
Date: 03/31/26 @ 5:40 AM

Onetaste Founder Nicole Daedone Sentenced to Nine Years in Prison for Forced Labor Conspiracy

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1125
Date: 03/31/26 @ 12:32 PM

I still jerk off the old-fashioned way, with my hand and a Vitamix blender.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1126
Date: 03/31/26 @ 1:29 PM

damn you get the whole blender up there?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1127
Date: 03/31/26 @ 2:26 PM

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/mar/29/full-network-clitoral-nerves-mapped-out-first-time-women-pelvic-surgery

bout time

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1128
Date: 03/31/26 @ 2:35 PM

Even with a map, he always ends up getting lost. Am I right, ladies?

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1129
Date: 03/31/26 @ 2:37 PM

have patience said:

damn you get the whole blender up there?

"up"?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1130
Date: 03/31/26 @ 2:38 PM

half of my swinging experiences so far has been me playing professor orgasm to the other dude while demonstrating with my spouse and their lady

kinda fun, and I'm thinking of getting a costume lab coat to really lean into it

it's sad how few people have ever even heard of the anterior fornix erogenous zone, let alone how to find it and determine the best way to stimulate it for someone.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1131
Date: 03/31/26 @ 2:45 PM

there is no way i'm googling any of that

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1132
Date: 03/31/26 @ 2:46 PM

thread off rails

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1133
Date: 03/31/26 @ 2:51 PM

Oh great! Here comes Professor Jizzberg, rising from the writing pile of flesh, like Aphrodite from the foam, here to explain to orgy participants better ways to nut!

And I saw Anterior Fornix at the Roxy a few years ago. Not their best outing. Shame because Fleshlight smegma and other delights is a great album.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1134
Date: 03/31/26 @ 4:40 PM

shame that anal cunt wound up being actually horrible

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1135
Date: 03/31/26 @ 4:44 PM

Yeah that grindcore band from Boston called Anal Cunt being awful really came out of left field.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1136
Date: 03/31/26 @ 4:47 PM

Lithuanian lesbian Afro/Celtic-trad fusion is not for everyone.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1137
Date: 03/31/26 @ 4:49 PM

Name two.

From: phapster #1138
Date: 03/31/26 @ 5:00 PM

Trump says massive military complex to be built beneath White House ballroom.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1139
Date: 03/31/26 @ 5:01 PM

Nefertiti's Fjord and Chönk

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1140
Date: 03/31/26 @ 5:02 PM

The not-so secret AI server bunker.

From: Redboxer #1141
Date: 03/31/26 @ 5:22 PM

They've been broken up for like a decade? What'd they do?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1142
Date: 03/31/26 @ 6:54 PM

fear7trembling said:

Yeah that grindcore band from Boston called Anal Cunt being awful really came out of left field.

whoda thunk it

Professor Jizzberg

cmon
it'd obviously be dr dixwell

From: phapster #1143
Date: 03/31/26 @ 8:06 PM

Epstein TV Series in the Works: Laura Dern to Play Journalist Who Investigated His Crimes.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1144
Date: 03/31/26 @ 8:13 PM

I love her so much

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1145
Date: 03/31/26 @ 9:54 PM

we get a tv show before we get an arrest

the aristocrats!

From: bepto #1146
Date: 03/31/26 @ 9:58 PM

i like her because she was in a star war but i guess she's not a good enough actor to be in a marvel

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1147
Date: 04/01/26 @ 3:59 AM

I'm not a big fan
should be
am not

From: LadyAlthea #1148
Date: 04/01/26 @ 5:43 PM

https://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2026/04/american-journalist-kidnapped-in-baghdad-by-iranian-proxy.php

American journalist Shelly Kittleson was kidnapped by Kataib Hezbollah, an Iraqi militia backed by Iran and designated by the US as a foreign terrorist organization (FTO), on March 31 in downtown Baghdad. The US Embassy in Baghdad had issued an evacuation advisory for all American citizens in the country on March 3. This notice was due to the threat posed by Iran-backed militias, including Kataib Hezbollah, which have been conducting attacks against the American military and diplomatic presence in the region as well as economic interests, since February 28.

Videos circulating on social media reportedly show Kittleson being forced into a car. Iraqi media reported that the abduction occurred on Al Saadoun Street just across the river from the Green Zone, the heavily fortified area of Baghdad that is home to government buildings and the US embassy.

The Iraqi Ministry of the Interior issued a statement acknowledging the kidnapping and said security forces had followed the kidnappers. “The follow-up and pursuit operations resulted in the encirclement of a vehicle belonging to the kidnappers, which led to it overturning while they were trying to escape. The security forces were able to arrest one of the accused and seize one of the vehicles used in the crime,” the statement said. The vehicle crash occurred in Babil, south of Baghdad. Kittleson had already been transferred to a second car, which escaped. The Ministry of the Interior’s statement said the kidnapping was conducted by “unknown individuals.”

From: LadyAlthea #1149
Date: 04/01/26 @ 5:46 PM

BTW that site is neo Conservative

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1150
Date: 04/01/26 @ 7:49 PM

https://x.com/drpezeshkian/status/2039418009052119190

hm