Breaking News - increasingly NSFW

From: phapster #1051
Date: 03/24/26 @ 8:01 PM

Delta Air Lines suspended its airport escorts and red coat services for Congress members and their staff, citing the partial shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security.

From: LadyAlthea #1052
Date: 03/24/26 @ 8:51 PM

oh please be true

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1053
Date: 03/24/26 @ 8:51 PM

If you are the type of person who is queuing for 6 hours to go to Las Vegas or Cancun. Reconsider your life choices

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1054
Date: 03/24/26 @ 9:42 PM

behold
the two genders

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1055
Date: 03/24/26 @ 9:42 PM

oh god dammit

From: matt #1056
Date: 03/24/26 @ 10:22 PM

GoonGoonington said:

If you are the type of person who is queuing for 6 hours to go to Las Vegas or Cancun. Reconsider your life choices

never been to either place
heard cancun is nice but las vegas seems like you can only drink and lose money

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1057
Date: 03/24/26 @ 10:47 PM

Rothschild bank in france raided in connection to Epstein

by golly

From: matt #1058
Date: 03/24/26 @ 11:09 PM

good

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1059
Date: 03/24/26 @ 11:32 PM

and spain recognizing Palestine with the capital as East Jerusalem

neat!

From: Redboxer #1060
Date: 03/24/26 @ 11:54 PM

have patience said:

oh god dammit

No it works perfectly.

From: phapster #1061
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:04 AM

Democrat Emily Gregory will win a special state House election in a Palm Beach district that includes President Donald Trump’s Florida home of Mar-a-Lago.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1062
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:57 AM

There's hope in this page
..
It. Must. Be. Obliterated.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1063
Date: 03/25/26 @ 2:03 AM

Please keep her safe.

From: LadyAlthea #1064
Date: 03/25/26 @ 12:54 PM

are pockets of florida becoming aware?

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #1065
Date: 03/25/26 @ 12:59 PM

we should be nuked first

From: LadyAlthea #1066
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:05 PM

THere are times I think thats the only thing that will help

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1067
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:12 PM

BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

From: LadyAlthea #1068
Date: 03/25/26 @ 4:26 PM

Iran rejects Trump's proposal to end the war and lays out 5 conditions, state TV says

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/25/nx-s1-5760675/iran-war-military-deployment

From: JTWood #1069
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:46 PM

My two fave conditions:

Reparations
Ownership of the Strait

Big love for this administration for giving an Iran to say those things with even the slightest bit of seriousness to them

What a cluster

From: JTWood #1070
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:47 PM

~~an Iran~~ Iran a platform

I'm not even day drinking...

From: JTWood #1071
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:50 PM

U.S. brought back $100 million of gold from Venezuela, Interior Secretary Burgum says

Beyond petroleum, however, the U.S. also sees a major opportunity to develop Venezuela’s mineral and precious metal resources, Burgum said. The country also has vast coal resources that contain critical minerals, he said.

“The mining opportunity — that’s an industry that’s been in complete collapse in Venezuela and they know that. It’s down to just artisanal miners controlled by gangs, [with] probably some of the worst environmental practices in the world,” Burgum said

"We want to develop a mining industry that is controlled by corporations with the worst environmental practices in the world."

From: Sepharo #1072
Date: 03/25/26 @ 10:27 PM

I'm sure the very thing that makes it attractive to them is that it is done cheaply with underpaid/forced labor and no environmental regulations.

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #1073
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:57 AM

This fuckikg guy can stop ‘winning’
all over the USA’s face.

Global schadenfreude is at an all time high

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1074
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:27 AM

along the same lines

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1075
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:29 AM

'

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/world/africa/un-slave-trade-vote-us-ghana-israel.html

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1076
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:41 AM

maybe a little slavery
as a treat

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1077
Date: 03/27/26 @ 3:17 AM

Ok, Diva, the Cosby sweater is certainly a choice.

From: Monkopotamus #1078
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:15 AM

KOIN News on coin news

From: JTWood #1079
Date: 03/27/26 @ 11:05 AM

https://apnews.com/article/trump-currency-signiture-treasury-first-d919877e39f907eba1172a07920ea80e

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Treasury Department plans to put President Donald Trump’s signature on all new U.S. paper currency, the agency announced on Thursday.

The move would be a first for a sitting president, since traditionally, U.S. paper currency carries the signatures of the Treasury Secretary and the Treasurer, not the president.
…
And the plans come in tandem with an ongoing effort to get Trump’s face on a coin, which has also drawn criticism since federal law prohibits the depiction of a living president on U.S. currency.

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #1080
Date: 03/27/26 @ 11:40 AM

JTWood -5

From: LadyAlthea #1081
Date: 03/27/26 @ 3:05 PM

so THATS why we cant have pennies

From: JTWood #1082
Date: 03/27/26 @ 6:03 PM

Dugpitz said:

JTWood -5

I was merely unfurling your story
Yeah, that's what I was doing
Since you hid it behind biased commentary
I only present the facts

So -10 for you! Nyeh!

From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #1083
Date: 03/27/26 @ 6:35 PM

Iranian hackers publish emails allegedly stolen from Kash Patel

From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #1084
Date: 03/27/26 @ 6:36 PM

From: LadyAlthea #1085
Date: 03/27/26 @ 6:40 PM

oh no! Not his google account from 2019!

From: Sepharo #1086
Date: 03/27/26 @ 6:51 PM

State Department confirms that Kash Patel was hacked by Iran.
They're releasing his goofy selfies from his email account
... I don't think he actually does any work, so maybe they didn't get anything important

"Ah, yes we cracked into the FBI director's emails!" .. "Err, it's all selfies of him partying." .. <sigh> "Fine post those then..."

And the American people are like, "Yeah we know that already... hack the Epstein files please."

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1087
Date: 03/27/26 @ 7:26 PM

wait...

you mean he's a ... fucking dork???!?

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1088
Date: 03/27/26 @ 8:58 PM

Who is he and why should I care?

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1089
Date: 03/27/26 @ 9:03 PM

he is the current director of the fbi and a total chud

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1090
Date: 03/27/26 @ 9:30 PM

Tiger Woods charged with DUI after flipping yet another car.

Why does he even drive? Were I a rich, drunken asshole like Tiger Woods, my personal driver would have a personal driver.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1091
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:00 PM

Choad - I love that word. Chud - also a good word.

Shit just changes so fast I can't keep up - honestly.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1092
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:06 PM

Cannibalistic Humanoid Undergroud Dwellers?

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1093
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:13 PM

thats where it came from initially, but it became a term for right-wingers and fits pretty well

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1094
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:33 PM

I sounds like a word for the first little plop of poop from a zebra landing on hot concrete.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1095
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:34 PM

Wet poop. Like a round wet little turd. Just.
Choad.

From: Sepharo #1096
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:40 PM

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1097
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:46 PM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1098
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:54 PM

From: slimwhitem #1099
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:37 AM

[teacher] “class, today we will learn about onomatopoeias. can you think of a sound that th-“
[young scarlet] “ZEBRA SHIT”
….
[teacher] “front office? call scarlets parents. yes, zebra shit again”

From: Sepharo #1100
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:39 AM

Gen Z breaking news:
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/27/us/clavicular-arrest-braden-peters-cec
and if CNN gates you:
https://www.kten.com/news/national/clavicular-hammered-with-misdemeanor-charge-in-video-brawl