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I am looking forward to the first intentionally exposed nuclear power reactor.
where will the contamination go?
russia? India? China?
how much will that cost us?
where will the contamination go?
russia? India? China?
how much will that cost us?
everyone rocking the ballsack chin within months
phapster said:
Tit for tat. Seems fair doesn't it?BBC said:Iranian state media says that the country's military would target US-linked energy infrastructure across the Gulf region, if Iran's own fuel and energy facilities were hit.
He keeps making these 48 hour deadline threats conveniently when the markets are closed for the weekend, he'll probably change his tune tomorrow.
I'm starting to think that this guy is not good at being president.
Oh great, ICE nazis will act as replacement TSA agents starting tomorrow.
That's right, ladies, that one guy who peaked in high school now has a licence to grope.
That's right, ladies, that one guy who peaked in high school now has a licence to grope.
Trump would have been a great Secretary of State. Really missed his calling.
butterknife said:
i can't fucking wait
evenifwhen nothing changes
the catharsis will be brilliant
I am going to be so fucking tacky about it. And I don't care.
I will get fireworks and I will probably drive around honking with an American flag. I live in a primarily red neighborhood that I hate and I am beyond giving a shit anymore.
Ransome said:
Trump would have been a great Secretary of State. Really missed his calling.
There's an alternate universe somewhere, I'm sure, where instead of getting a reality TV show, he was offered a role opposite Joan Rivers at red carpet events and he just lived out his days being a total catty fashion bitch, happy as a pig in shit. He might even have been lauded for it.
'..and you know Joan, it's really, I mean it's spectacular how badly, just that dress, the slinky dress, she has no figure for it, and I have to say those shoes are also a very big problem, everyone can see..'
Everyone overlooks Rob Schneider.
I mean he's like 5'4, so.
California sheriff running for governor seizes more than a half million ballots from 2025 election
RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) — A California sheriff running for governor has seized more than half a million ballots cast in a November special election from county election officials, saying he’s investigating a ballot count discrepancy.
County elections officials have disputed the claims by Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican. California Attorney General Rob Bonta, a Democrat, called Bianco’s move unprecedented and says it is designed to sow distrust in elections.
Bianco held a news conference Friday saying his office had launched the investigation after receiving a complaint from a local citizens group about the ballot count from a November 2025 special election on redistricting.
In the special election, voters approved a measure to redraw congressional district lines to favor Democrats in the upcoming midterm election. The measure passed in the county by a margin of more than 80,000 votes.
Bianco seized ballots in Riverside County, the inland California county of 2.5 million people where he has twice been elected sheriff. He called the effort “a fact-finding mission.”
“This investigation is simple: Physically count the ballots and compare that result with the total votes reported,” he said Friday.
Bianco is one of two prominent Republicans running for governor in a crowded June primary that includes more than half a dozen Democrats. California runs a top-two primary system that puts all candidates on the same ballot, regardless of party, and sends the two candidates who get the most voters onto the November general election.
Leading California Democrats are worried that their party has so many candidates, they risk splitting the vote and sending Bianco and Steve Hilton, another top Republican, onto the general election. That would be a stunning outcome in the heavily Democratic state.
Bianco said the investigation had “absolutely nothing to do” with his campaign for governor.
“I have a duty to investigate alleged crime in Riverside County,” he said.
The effort came as President Donald Trump has repeatedly disputed the results of the 2020 election, citing unsubstantiated instances of fraud. His administration recently seized ballots and other documents from an election office in Georgia. Some Republicans have mirrored Trump’s rhetoric on voting in their states.
Bonta has repeatedly sent letters to Bianco’s office over the last two months saying his staff is not qualified to conduct a recount. In one of the letters, Bonta wrote that the ballot seizure was “unacceptable” and “sets a dangerous precedent and will only sow distrust in our elections.”
The letters said Bianco seized nearly 1,000 boxes of ballots and elections materials from the county’s elections office with a warrant in February. At issue, Bianco said, is a discrepancy a citizen group reported between the handwritten ballot intake logs and the number of votes reported to the state.
Bianco said the alleged discrepancy amounted to about 45,800 votes — a difference elections officials have refuted at county meetings, saying the machine count and the final count submitted to the state differed by about 100 votes. They argue the handwritten rolls, which were not relied on to check the count, were being kept by temporary elections workers who had worked long days and may have made mistakes.
Bianco said Friday that the count had started and stopped, but would now resume under the supervision of a special master appointed by a judge.
/spritz air freshener into my mouthGoonGoonington said:
That's right, ladies, that one guy who peaked in high school now has a licence to grope.
Mystic Mountain Blueberry Febreeze?
Don't be daft
Apple cinnamon potpourri with hints of orange slices is the only way to go
Apple cinnamon potpourri with hints of orange slices is the only way to go
The scent of 2026 is Agrumes Amêres. Strong citrus notes, mainly pomelo with hints of verbana, tonka beans, regret and shame.
You wear this at the OnlyFans award, or that one anonymous Grindr gloryhole hookup at 4:15 on a Wednesday morning.
You wear this at the OnlyFans award, or that one anonymous Grindr gloryhole hookup at 4:15 on a Wednesday morning.
finallyphapster said:
blumkin spice
a new spice girl for the onlyfans generations
wait what thread is this
Trump delays strikes on Iranian power plants after ‘very good’ talks with Tehran
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/iran-war-us-israel-trump-03-23-26
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/iran-war-us-israel-trump-03-23-26
President Donald Trump says the US and Iran have held “productive conversations” and that he will hold off any military strikes against Iranian energy sites for five days, walking back his threat to strike if Tehran did not allow the full reopening of the Strait of Hormuz – a waterway crucial to the global economy – by tonight.
TACOIran’s foreign ministry said there was “no dialogue” between Tehran and Washington, state affiliated media reported, adding Trump’s statement was “part of efforts to reduce energy prices and buy time for the implementation of his military plans.”
oh, and it's blumpkin, not blumkin.
That completely contradicts reports from Witkoff and others actually tasked with communicating with Iran, so...
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What is he going to do, try to sell them cheap condos?
fake news
He's getting into heaven for free.
But it's $29.99 a month for access to the good stuff and to enter the signed, used panties monthly sweepstake
But it's $29.99 a month for access to the good stuff and to enter the signed, used panties monthly sweepstake
https://apnews.com/article/new-york-laguardia-airport-air-canada-collision-6a3cbabbeed76125fa5f7aed32679fd8
No. Your government messed up. Years of no investment in equipment upgrade and no support for controllers.
The fire truck was crossing the tarmac just before midnight after being given permission to check on another plane reporting an odor onboard. Before the collision, an air traffic controller can be heard on airport communications frantically telling the fire truck to stop.
Roughly 20 minutes later, the controller appears to blame himself. “We were dealing with an emergency earlier,” the controller said. “I messed up.”
No. Your government messed up. Years of no investment in equipment upgrade and no support for controllers.
Trump makes a detour to Elvis Presley’s Graceland in Memphis during Iran war and airport turmoil
https://apnews.com/article/trump-elvis-memphis-iran-airports-e7fd3a27347848b51b325ad38842a5a0
https://apnews.com/article/trump-elvis-memphis-iran-airports-e7fd3a27347848b51b325ad38842a5a0
Believe me, being President is rough job and no one understands it more than me. People come up to me, big guys, strong guys, they have tears in their eyes, and they say, 'Sir, how do you do it?' And I tell them, it’s not easy. It’s a swamp, a total disaster zone. Every day it’s the fake news, the witch hunts—they never stop. You want to do something great, and they just want to talk about Iran and airplane collision. It’s very draining. Very unfair.
I look at these walls—beautiful walls, historic walls—but sometimes you just want to a break, a getaway. I’m going to Graceland. I’ve always felt a connection with Elvis. The King. They treated him very unfairly too, you know. The press, the establishment—they didn't understand the movement. He had the hair, he had the style, and the people loved him. Fake news laughed at him. Calling him names like fat. They didn't treat him right. I get it.
I fucking hate Elvis.
But I believe he's rolling in his grave at the idea that shit for brains thinks he could take him in a fight.
I think Elvis could have crushed his little pea sized fucking head with his thighs.
But I believe he's rolling in his grave at the idea that shit for brains thinks he could take him in a fight.
I think Elvis could have crushed his little pea sized fucking head with his thighs.
I also had to check the urlphapster said:
^I can't believe that's not The Onion.
It's incredible how funny Trump is.
If only his bullshit didn't have dire consequences.
If only his bullshit didn't have dire consequences.
Aw sorry I was making a parody of him
He didn't say any of that
Ok I'll have preface parodies with a disclaimer next time
He didn't say any of that
Ok I'll have preface parodies with a disclaimer next time
He's pretty shallow and stupid so I'd like to think I was close
we have a whole thread for that garbage
straight to jail!
straight to jail!
Oh yeah. Please don't post generative AI stuff in here.
and yeah it was p much dead on
got my ass
got my ass
the only acceptable use for AI is masturbation
it's like a reverse ziz
teach the coming super intelligences that we're mostly harmless and cute because we're just horny apes at heart
teach the coming super intelligences that we're mostly harmless and cute because we're just horny apes at heart
... i did not expect to see a ziz reference on fazed
waow
waow
oh of course
I'm a yudkowsky and hinton 'fanboi'
I'm a yudkowsky and hinton 'fanboi'
I am against boots on the ground.
I just want all these boots nearby for no real reason.
I just want all these boots nearby for no real reason.
have patience said:
the only acceptable use for AI is masturbation
YES!!!
Dude, it's been years since you came that close to making any real sense whatsoever
Well done, bravo, standing-o
have patience said:
the only acceptable use for AI is masturbation
look at this anti-sex work liberal
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