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From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #951
Date: 03/19/26 @ 2:58 AM

trans are the new gay

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #952
Date: 03/19/26 @ 5:34 PM

I don't know why the news parties are all tied in a bunch. We've known for years that Cesar Romero was problematic.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #953
Date: 03/19/26 @ 5:34 PM

*panties

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #954
Date: 03/19/26 @ 8:24 PM

FUUUUUUCK! NO! FUCK! COME
ON!

This is bullshit.

From: Monkopotamus #955
Date: 03/19/26 @ 9:14 PM

Monkopotamus said:

Monkstradatamus arbitrarily chooses something significantly bad happening on the 19th

*my secret is I could realistically pick any day and still be correct*

The prophecy, Goon...

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #956
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:52 AM

when you meet your heroes, kill them

From: Teharteest #957
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:02 AM

Wore the watchface on the inside of the wrist
Redflag

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #958
Date: 03/20/26 @ 2:12 PM

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #959
Date: 03/20/26 @ 2:41 PM

Chuck Norris died.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #960
Date: 03/20/26 @ 2:42 PM

oh no
truly a loss
how will we go on

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #961
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:09 PM

RIP Chuck Norris.

From: LadyAlthea #962
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:32 PM

High kicked his way into heaven.
Kicked open those pearly gates

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #963
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:34 PM

I saw him once. I was surprised by how small he was.

From: Redboxer #964
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:44 PM

Chuck norris memes are the worst.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #965
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:47 PM

maga chuck can g_f

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #966
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:05 PM

Chuck VS Gung Fu full contact karate from 1966.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #967
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:23 PM

that dude has the weirdest legacy

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #968
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:35 PM

celebrity types are so prone to their vanity taking the wheel

all he had to do what stfu and let people meme him to his grave

but no

From: LadyAlthea #969
Date: 03/20/26 @ 5:19 PM

Oh. I did not know he went crazy at the end.

From: Ransome #970
Date: 03/20/26 @ 5:34 PM

the end = 20 years

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #971
Date: 03/20/26 @ 5:51 PM

didn't he have some weird 1000 years of darkness thing about obammy. he's been at the brain rot for a good while. but you aren't alone - sounds like a lot of people are finding about his death and demeanor at the same time today

when you have netanyahu tweeting sweet things about you with a fun pic of the two of you after you kick
you might be a piece of shit

From: Teharteest #972
Date: 03/20/26 @ 6:13 PM

Bruce Lee punched him I '72 and warned him it was a fatal blow, in just over 50 years he would die.

From: Sepharo #973
Date: 03/20/26 @ 6:21 PM

he told the kid who sees ghosts that he has aids

From: cmtz #974
Date: 03/20/26 @ 7:34 PM

I once knew a guy who did karate shows (?) and worked with chuck norris a few times and said he was a really nice guy.
That was also like 20 years ago tho.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #975
Date: 03/20/26 @ 7:37 PM

Now he and Jonathan Brandis can reenact Sidekicks (1992) in... well let's assume Brandis was also an awful person.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #976
Date: 03/20/26 @ 7:41 PM

Shhhhh, you'll awaken the Rabbiwanna

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #977
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:15 PM

boy has that ship sunk

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #978
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:25 PM

Blowing bubbles.

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #979
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:28 PM

Who's Bubbles?

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #980
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:31 PM

You wouldn't know her.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #981
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:32 PM

Atmospherically speaking, we are all bubbles.

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #982
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:37 PM

wtf I thought we were Space Cat

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #983
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:40 PM

Cesar Chavez, a Civil Rights Icon, Is Accused of Abusing Girls for Years

Not great, but at least it's happening, even though this was known for decades, like it was for AIM, BPP, SDS... basically accept no heroes not named Yuri Kochiyama, Sojourner Truth, or Lenin.

From: phapster #984
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:50 PM

fear7trembling said:

Blowing bubbles.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #985
Date: 03/20/26 @ 9:04 PM

fear7trembling said:

Cesar Chavez, a Civil Rights Icon, Is Accused of Abusing Girls for Years

Not great, but at least it's happening, even though this was known for decades, like it was for AIM, BPP, SDS... basically accept no heroes not named Yuri Kochiyama, Sojourner Truth, or Lenin.

bintch i already posted this in a more efficient manner i am livid

From: Sepharo #986
Date: 03/20/26 @ 9:17 PM

you were both days late anyhow
and bash beat both

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #987
Date: 03/20/26 @ 9:29 PM

okay you know what

From: Bamboozled - Babe #988
Date: 03/20/26 @ 10:00 PM

What tuff guy

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #989
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:09 PM

fear7trembling said:

Cesar Chavez, a Civil Rights Icon, Is Accused of Abusing Girls for Years

Not great, but at least it's happening, even though this was known for decades, like it was for AIM, BPP, SDS... basically accept no heroes not named Yuri Kochiyama, Sojourner Truth, or Lenin.

don't tell me i have to stop googling murray bookchin

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #990
Date: 03/21/26 @ 12:54 AM

Sepharo said:

you were both days late anyhow
and bash beat both

Yeah but bash links are just some bullshit so you don't know what it is until you click it so they don't count

Also fuck chuck norris. Shithead maga fuck.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #991
Date: 03/21/26 @ 1:01 AM

Thank you. He tried to break down the gates of hell but he was too fuckin weak.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #992
Date: 03/21/26 @ 1:39 AM

GoonGoonington said:

America's second-worst family is at it again

But if you ask them, it's the gays that are the problem.

His wife's been arrested today for allegedly endangering the welfare of a minor and false imprisonment.

From: Sepharo #993
Date: 03/21/26 @ 1:39 AM

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AirYwJvsS/

ICE concentration camp bans video calls and rips up children's drawing and takes away their crayons.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #994
Date: 03/21/26 @ 5:21 PM

Bamboozled said:

GoonGoonington said:

America's second-worst family is at it again

But if you ask them, it's the gays that are the problem.

Not surprised, that family is fucked up.
His wife's been arrested today for allegedly endangering the welfare of a minor and false imprisonment.

From: phapster #995
Date: 03/21/26 @ 6:12 PM

Robert Mueller has died.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #996
Date: 03/21/26 @ 6:40 PM

Of embarrassment at the state of democracy in the US?

From: haze - is having a bad day #997
Date: 03/21/26 @ 8:08 PM

And Trump said he's glad he died.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #998
Date: 03/21/26 @ 8:24 PM

Trump is the classiest

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #999
Date: 03/21/26 @ 11:53 PM

i can't fucking wait
even if when nothing changes
the catharsis will be brilliant

From: haze - is having a bad day #1000
Date: 03/21/26 @ 11:53 PM

Parades.