Hall of Fame

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1
Date: 10/26/25 @ 1:43 AM

hoffit or else

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2
Date: 10/28/25 @ 9:00 PM

Taste

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3
Date: 10/28/25 @ 9:05 PM

Taste

From: haze - is having a bad day #4
Date: 11/07/25 @ 7:07 AM

Never enough me in here, juys.

From: reno #5
Date: 11/07/25 @ 5:38 PM

slorm.net as a HOF worthy website
thjat's my submission

From: Atharaenea #6
Date: 11/07/25 @ 5:47 PM

Reincarnation #2, fazed 5eva

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7
Date: 11/07/25 @ 5:53 PM

we will reach Nerdvana

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #8
Date: 11/08/25 @ 2:34 AM

rember when that guy hof'd himself
that was funny

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #9
Date: 11/08/25 @ 2:36 AM

was it hazel

From: haze - is having a bad day #10
Date: 11/08/25 @ 2:38 AM

I never.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #11
Date: 11/08/25 @ 2:40 AM

-5

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #12
Date: 11/09/25 @ 6:15 PM

have patience said:
everything I've ever god damn said

From: LadyAlthea #13
Date: 11/14/25 @ 1:15 PM

From the cat thread

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet#11
Date: 11/13/25 @ 11:29 PMinfo
I hid a bunch of the test posts from the beginning of this thread. If the count looks wonky thats why.

From: phapster#12
Date: 11/14/25 @ 1:06 AMinfo
^I just figured that a cat knocked all the code off the desk when you weren't looking.

From: slimwhitem #14
Date: 11/14/25 @ 10:16 PM

yall should just go ahead and import all the funny shit i said in the old thread for posterity

you know, to liven this place up a bit on there

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #15
Date: 11/14/25 @ 10:27 PM

looks like they already did

From: slimwhitem #16
Date: 11/14/25 @ 11:10 PM

mods

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #17
Date: 11/14/25 @ 11:21 PM

Damn. Someone show slim to the ointment thread.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #18
Date: 11/14/25 @ 11:30 PM

I have a 13 year old tube of dickonaflap he can have

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #19
Date: 11/15/25 @ 12:11 AM

He needs Kip, so you can just, uhhh... put that back where you keep it.

From: reno #20
Date: 11/15/25 @ 12:39 AM

slimwhitem said:

yall should just go ahead and import all the funny shit i said in the old thread for posterity

you know, to liven this place up a bit on there

katfude said:

looks like they already did

From: LadyAlthea #21
Date: 11/19/25 @ 1:10 PM

bravo

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #22
Date: 11/21/25 @ 8:43 AM

ghoast said:

Where dooky at?

butterknife said:

he works as a glazer at Cinnabon

GOODBYE FAZED errrrr SLORM

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #23
Date: 11/25/25 @ 7:18 PM

slimwhitem said:

this inspirational quote came to me in a dream, so no need to fact check it

in 1935, the first patent for the cheeseburger was awarded. it took almost 20 years and dozens of failed attempts to win the coveted double cheeseburger patent. that mans name? mcdonald douglas

i believe it was martin burger king jr that once said "if you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward."

with perseverance, you can achieve anything

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #24
Date: 11/25/25 @ 7:37 PM

Space Cat said:

Just got back from seeing Wicked: For Good and it was very enjoyable. It wasn't too gay or too try hard and Glinda was skinny but not so bad that I wouldn't eat her ass and I'd eat the green ass too.
Thank you for reading my movie review.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #25
Date: 11/26/25 @ 12:13 AM

Give it up. I just figured out how to make Slor'm my home page.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #26
Date: 12/17/25 @ 6:58 PM

slimwhitem said:

i thought about buying a kindle to do more reading and wean off of watching youtube specifically because the ads are so bad

but then i saw the one i wanted HAS ADS!

how fucking ridiculous is that

Space Cat said:

walker told me u have ads

From: Sepharo #27
Date: 12/17/25 @ 7:18 PM

just came here to post that
don't even need the context, shit is funny just with the 6 words

From: slimwhitem #28
Date: 12/17/25 @ 10:28 PM

i get half credit for that

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #29
Date: 12/23/25 @ 2:55 AM

haze said:

When my dad calls and we're done talking, he says bye, I say bye and then he says bye again.
After we hang up, I say bye again so I have the last word.

bye

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #30
Date: 12/23/25 @ 3:35 AM

soab

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #31
Date: 01/02/26 @ 11:01 PM

phapster said:

Teharteest said:

If that isn't a bomb delivery system I don't know what

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #32
Date: 01/02/26 @ 11:29 PM

Hahaha got em.

From: phapster #33
Date: 01/21/26 @ 5:49 PM

Sumac said:

sound

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #34
Date: 01/21/26 @ 7:27 PM

lol CH gonna shrivel into a gatdam cork now

From: LadyAlthea #35
Date: 01/21/26 @ 7:33 PM

i like em thick
i like em chunky

From: Teharteest #36
Date: 01/21/26 @ 8:48 PM

It do be like that

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #37
Date: 01/30/26 @ 4:10 AM

wander said:

I downloaded everything I posted when spun first shut-down the site, and I still have it because I'm a digital hoarder. Looking back, I used to yell a lot at a guy called slutbinwalla and he was very nice about it the entire time.

ghoast said:

If I'm remembering correctly, his butt's been smalla.

From: reno #38
Date: 01/30/26 @ 3:24 PM

i smiled i did

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #39
Date: 01/31/26 @ 5:43 PM

I've never seen a better depiction of the crypto economy.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #40
Date: 01/31/26 @ 5:52 PM

A reminder for these troubled times that shitting and pissing your pants is not "resisting arrest".

If arrested, don't make it easy on them. Shit your pants. Just let loose. Push if you have to. Pre-game at Arby's. Hotbox that Crown Vic. Let them soak in it and rethink their life choices.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #41
Date: 01/31/26 @ 11:38 PM

Make nervous gravy

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #42
Date: 02/22/26 @ 2:51 AM

nobody said:

haze said:

Man, people are still bending at the knees while being photographed when they are whole body is visible
with room to stand up like a sapien in the frame. They are practically SQUATTING FOR NO REASON.
Now we gotta worry about HVACs?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #43
Date: 02/22/26 @ 2:53 AM

honorable setup mention: slim for some incoherent rambling about his poor hvac decisions

From: slimwhitem #44
Date: 02/22/26 @ 2:55 AM

it was coherent as shit, u just dumb

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #45
Date: 02/22/26 @ 2:56 AM

too Shay

From: Sepharo #46
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:22 AM

myusername said:
Zionists gonna Zion.

have patience said:
that's not zion

katfude said:
Yeah zion is where we live after ai kills most of humanity and uploads the rest into the matrix as extremely inefficient dipshit batteries

butterknife said:
where its still warm uwu

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #47
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:24 AM

Are they dipshit batteries, or meat CPUs with bad analogies?

From: Sepharo #48
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:26 AM

meat cpus with excess heat being the point
goo cooled system

From: wander - former King of the Moon #49
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:04 PM

WayGroovy said:

Are they dipshit batteries, or meat CPUs with bad analogies?

I know we were all getting clever about this in the 90's as if it were a plot hole, but given the movie that will not be named, I think we can circle back to "the Wachowskis were making the point that the system will abuse you even if there's no actual profit in it" again. Dipshit batteries it is.

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #50
Date: 03/01/26 @ 11:36 PM

bridbran said:

to my list of shit men done argued with me about with equal confidence and wrong as shitness: "MRSA isn't staph" quoth the dude. "Okay maybe it's related but MRSA is a blood borne infection" he continued, wronger and wronger

butterknife said:

lord have mrsa