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Watching a vid, I just heard an 80-year-old guy say to a cop, "I'll break both of your legs and stuff 'em up your ass, OK?"
Doesn't make a damn bit of sense, but it's awesome.
Doesn't make a damn bit of sense, but it's awesome.
I got a piece of political mail and it wasn't endorsing a candidate. It was just against a candidate.
It said "WE NEED TO SUPPORT AND RESPECT LAW ENFORCEMENT" and went on to say the one candidate said police trainees are "future terrorists."
Thanks for saving me some research!
It said "WE NEED TO SUPPORT AND RESPECT LAW ENFORCEMENT" and went on to say the one candidate said police trainees are "future terrorists."
Thanks for saving me some research!
Makes me wonder how big a piece of shit the opponent is that they didn't even mention his name.
an even BIGGER terrorist
-next mailer probably
-next mailer probably
Everyone. Every single person in Turkey smokes. It's absolutely insane. I thought Japan was bad, but nopep.
It also makes me smoke some when I go out drinking. No good.
It also makes me smoke some when I go out drinking. No good.
I keep seeing ads fed to me of the awesome House t-shirt and I want it so bayd.
nopep
look at this polyglot with his fancy international words like nopep
ive tried smoked turkey, but never had turkey smokes. sounds delish
I didn't even tag that. Am I a wizard or did the magic do. Help.
Houseme?! No HAUSU
Lil late to the discussion but
My last month of life I will take up smoking again
I never smoked more than 2 a day so I imagine I'd be smoking the same freq
My last month of life I will take up smoking again
I never smoked more than 2 a day so I imagine I'd be smoking the same freq
re: re: re: the cigarette discussion on the last page i i noticed it disappear, ok hold on as i was gathering my thoughts i glanced up a few posts to see bamboozled also contributed
ehh backspaced some run on ramble about smoking but my thoughts were:
-smoking was almost completely removed from tv and movies for a while or it seemed that way
-then it came back because people stopped caring which i think might be the plot to stephen king's "it"
it's crazy but after those two points i accidentally went on and then backspaced another rant where this current sentence is
ehh backspaced some run on ramble about smoking but my thoughts were:
-smoking was almost completely removed from tv and movies for a while or it seemed that way
-then it came back because people stopped caring which i think might be the plot to stephen king's "it"
it's crazy but after those two points i accidentally went on and then backspaced another rant where this current sentence is
i gathered my thinks
ciggy smonk bad
ciggy smonk bad
Huh, there was a backtracking on smoking on TV?
there has been a lot of it in movies lately
i have definitely noticed
bc I'm very observant
smart and handsome too
i have definitely noticed
bc I'm very observant
smart and handsome too
idsaluteyoubub said:
Everyone. Every single person in Turkey smokes. It's absolutely insane. I thought Japan was bad, but nopep.
Germans are saying for one who smokes a lot "he smokes like a turk"
In fact I was at a seminar for a week. Long time ago, smoking in restaurants was still allowed back then.
There was a guy from Turkey and one from Greece. One evening we met up for dinner. Both of them stopped eating halftime through their steak and had a smoke before finishing their meal.
Edit: the saying "smoking like a turk" origin is italian which is quite funny because italians themselves smoke a lot too.
They don't really smoke a lot anymore, Italians I mean. But yeah trying to watch a movie in the theater here. 2 hour movie, 2 smoke breaks in the middle. What the eff.
My jii-chan was a three pack a day smoker.
Which sounds like a lot but you visualize three packs of cigarettes and you're like, okay.
And then you math it out and let's say he slept six hours anight.
Three packs a day is sixty cigarettes over the course of eighteen hours,
Which means he was averaging one every eighteen waking minutes.
Which sounds like a lot but you visualize three packs of cigarettes and you're like, okay.
And then you math it out and let's say he slept six hours anight.
Three packs a day is sixty cigarettes over the course of eighteen hours,
Which means he was averaging one every eighteen waking minutes.
John Cougar Mellencamp used to smoke 5 packs a day
Dude must have needed an assistant
Dude must have needed an assistant
That leaves absolutely no time for suckin on chili dogs.
I was up to two packs a day before I quit.
Aug. 28, 2001. And I still have days when I'd
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY like a cigarette.
Aug. 28, 2001. And I still have days when I'd
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY like a cigarette.
You take a chopstick and shove it through the length of the dog.That leaves absolutely no time for suckin on chili dogs.
Stick a Lucky Strike in one end, light it, and start suckin.
Chili Dog Cigarette Holder.
Absolutely not.
Very disrespectful to the art of suckin on a chili dog.
Very disrespectful to the art of suckin on a chili dog.
I know there's plenty to hate about ai. But I have almost no artabilities, so I killed the environment to get this made
Art.
ghoast, I forget,who were you on the last version of the slorm.
FoxJeffworthy & a few dozen alts
Denkar said:
I was up to two packs a day before I quit.
Aug. 28, 2001. And I still have days when I'd
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY like a cigarette.
Have you ever thought that maybe your quitting of cigarettes,
caused 9/11?
"He's gone forty-eight hours, boss."
"Give him another week, then it's go time."
"Give him another week, then it's go time."
Two packs a day.
Two towers.
I mean, come on, Denkar.
Geez.
Two towers.
I mean, come on, Denkar.
Geez.
I'm assuming people who smoke that much are hitting two or three in a break?
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