From: slimwhitem #7951
Date: 05/08/26 @ 6:41 PM
fuck you iphone, fuck you blink

after i dealt with that as much as i could, i had to jump on a call about microsoft licensing. fuck. that. shit.

i think i will go live in the woods 4evar
From: Rob #7952
Date: 05/08/26 @ 6:54 PM
Jesus
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7953
Date: 05/08/26 @ 7:20 PM
name them all guido
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7954
Date: 05/08/26 @ 7:23 PM
Glad to know you don't have the camera trained on our guac tub anymore. Creep.
From: slimwhitem #7955
Date: 05/08/26 @ 11:44 PM
that footage was no good anyway
From: haze - is having a bad day #7956
Date: 05/08/26 @ 11:58 PM
Shot with a potato.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7957
Date: 05/09/26 @ 12:00 AM
isnt that the ole ohio taterback
From: haze - is having a bad day #7958
Date: 05/09/26 @ 12:18 AM
I want my taterback taterback taterback taterback
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7959
Date: 05/09/26 @ 1:18 AM
Sorry to keep edging you guys about the sawhorses, but I have been notified they will be delivered today.
It's 8:18. Tracking shows they are not out for delivery.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7960
Date: 05/09/26 @ 1:36 AM
ain't seenthorses
From: haze - is having a bad day #7961
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:01 AM
What freakin lire. Ain't no horses when she's gone.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7962
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:35 AM
G'ntbye horsies
From: haze - is having a bad day #7963
Date: 05/09/26 @ 3:22 AM
Gonna have that song stuck in my hade no'w.
From: slimwhitem #7964
Date: 05/09/26 @ 3:22 AM
im over the horses, seen or saw, idc

probably not that portable anyway (obviously)
From: haze - is having a bad day #7965
Date: 05/09/26 @ 3:33 AM
Better off with horsey sauce.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7966
Date: 05/09/26 @ 3:58 AM
im over the horses, seen or saw, idc

probably not that portable anyway (obviously)
jelly af lmfo
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7967
Date: 05/09/26 @ 4:21 AM
mf got HDS smdh
From: cmtz #7968
Date: 05/09/26 @ 7:16 AM
I had three dranks over the course of 5 hours so ofc im awake now and my wittle tum tum feels yuckie doodles :(
From: idsaluteyoubub #7969
Date: 05/09/26 @ 10:15 AM
Gotta do two dranks to get sleepy.
Works every time.
From: L Q #7970
Date: 05/09/26 @ 12:51 PM
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7971
Date: 05/09/26 @ 12:57 PM
Are my sawhorses there?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7972
Date: 05/09/26 @ 1:18 PM
Tracking shows they made it to Little Rock yesterday and the delivery date has been updated to 6 short days from now.
I will provide hourly updates.
From: L Q #7973
Date: 05/09/26 @ 1:45 PM
Space Cat said:

Are my sawhorses there?

Not today my friend.
From: L Q #7974
Date: 05/09/26 @ 1:47 PM
We ordered a small telescope to come before vacation as we had a room with roof top deck. We already have a huge telescope but it’s difficult to travel with. Anyway. We were tracking tracking tracking this small telescope and it got delivered while we were on the plane. Had to bring the big fucker.
From: idsaluteyoubub #7975
Date: 05/09/26 @ 1:58 PM
You had to bring me?!
From: L Q #7976
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:02 PM
You wish!
From: L Q #7977
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:02 PM
We got to see Jupiter and it’s 2 moons.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7978
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:05 PM
neversawthemhorses
From: idsaluteyoubub #7979
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:36 PM
Wild, wild horses.
Could never drag me to Arkansas.
From: Redboxer #7980
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:40 PM
Wild horses that are also wild.
From: slimwhitem #7981
Date: 05/09/26 @ 4:18 PM
need a horse update
From: Redboxer #7982
Date: 05/09/26 @ 5:34 PM
Give them better legs
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #7983
Date: 05/09/26 @ 7:34 PM
They need thumbs
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #7984
Date: 05/09/26 @ 8:23 PM
More than once, I've been backing out of a parking spot and someone has honked at me because they're trying to drive past me.

Is there some kind of parking lot etiquette that i'm not aware of?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7985
Date: 05/09/26 @ 8:40 PM
i believe the etiquette used to be: if feasible and without reasonably safe range, pause and allow person to back out.

now it's: eat dookie and perish, unparking scum
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7986
Date: 05/09/26 @ 8:40 PM
Can you not see through the cars parked beside you?
From: Shortpants #7987
Date: 05/09/26 @ 9:03 PM
L Q said:

We got to see Jupiter and it’s 2 moons.

Was it big enough for Uranus?
From: L Q #7988
Date: 05/09/26 @ 9:50 PM
Yes.
From: Redboxer #7989
Date: 05/09/26 @ 10:34 PM
Scarlet said:

They need thumbs

They lack digits entirely.
From: haze - is having a bad day #7990
Date: 05/09/26 @ 10:50 PM
Yo lemme get them digits.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7991
Date: 05/09/26 @ 11:49 PM
how many centimeters is yalls ass
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #7992
Date: 05/10/26 @ 12:02 AM
great pic lq looks so relaxing i hope you're enjoying a completely carefree day today

but why aren't people sat in any of the chairs is kind of tripping me out. . .

and now i'm looking at the boats and wondering, are they deserted as well??

reeeallly hoping you haven't been langolier'd
From: slimwhitem #7993
Date: 05/10/26 @ 12:28 AM
that’s none of your goddamb business

120ish give or take
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7994
Date: 05/10/26 @ 12:56 AM
not u, regular ass ppl
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7995
Date: 05/10/26 @ 12:58 AM
I wonder how hard it would be to go to Costco and go to the back and find one of those sample carts and roll it out and find a product and start giving out samples.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7996
Date: 05/10/26 @ 12:59 AM
Then when they find you out just be like I'm so sorry that's how I thought it worked.
From: haze - is having a bad day #7997
Date: 05/10/26 @ 1:21 AM
Remember hanging outside for hours in the summer sun and getting
second-degree burn blisters back before parents gave a crap?
From: Redboxer #7998
Date: 05/10/26 @ 1:28 AM
When I was a kid there were only 4 Italians.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7999
Date: 05/10/26 @ 1:48 AM
bloom u remember bagel dog samples at sams?
erytiem i smell a bagel i think of them
From: slimwhitem #8000
Date: 05/10/26 @ 2:09 AM
would u like to try a sample 80” phillips 4k flatscreen today? yes? okay, here is a napkin and toothpick, let me find a cart
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