fuck you iphone, fuck you blink
after i dealt with that as much as i could, i had to jump on a call about microsoft licensing. fuck. that. shit.
i think i will go live in the woods 4evar
Glad to know you don't have the camera trained on our guac tub anymore. Creep.
that footage was no good anyway
isnt that the ole ohio taterback
I want my taterback taterback taterback taterback
Sorry to keep edging you guys about the sawhorses, but I have been notified they will be delivered today.
It's 8:18. Tracking shows they are not out for delivery.
What freakin lire. Ain't no horses when she's gone.
Gonna have that song stuck in my hade no'w.
im over the horses, seen or saw, idc
probably not that portable anyway (obviously)
Better off with horsey sauce.
im over the horses, seen or saw, idc
probably not that portable anyway (obviously)
jelly af lmfo
I had three dranks over the course of 5 hours so ofc im awake now and my wittle tum tum feels yuckie doodles :(
Gotta do two dranks to get sleepy.
Works every time.
Tracking shows they made it to Little Rock yesterday and the delivery date has been updated to 6 short days from now.
I will provide hourly updates.
Space Cat said:
Are my sawhorses there?
Not today my friend.
We ordered a small telescope to come before vacation as we had a room with roof top deck. We already have a huge telescope but it’s difficult to travel with. Anyway. We were tracking tracking tracking this small telescope and it got delivered while we were on the plane. Had to bring the big fucker.
We got to see Jupiter and it’s 2 moons.
Wild, wild horses.
Could never drag me to Arkansas.
Wild horses that are also wild.
More than once, I've been backing out of a parking spot and someone has honked at me because they're trying to drive past me.
Is there some kind of parking lot etiquette that i'm not aware of?
i believe the etiquette used to be: if feasible and without reasonably safe range, pause and allow person to back out.
now it's: eat dookie and perish, unparking scum
Can you not see through the cars parked beside you?
L Q said:
We got to see Jupiter and it’s 2 moons.
Was it big enough for Uranus?
Scarlet said:
They need thumbs
They lack digits entirely.
Yo lemme get them digits.
how many centimeters is yalls ass
great pic lq looks so relaxing i hope you're enjoying a completely carefree day today
but why aren't people sat in any of the chairs is kind of tripping me out. . .
and now i'm looking at the boats and wondering, are they deserted as well??
reeeallly hoping you haven't been langolier'd
that’s none of your goddamb business
120ish give or take
I wonder how hard it would be to go to Costco and go to the back and find one of those sample carts and roll it out and find a product and start giving out samples.
Then when they find you out just be like I'm so sorry that's how I thought it worked.
Remember hanging outside for hours in the summer sun and getting
second-degree burn blisters back before parents gave a crap?
When I was a kid there were only 4 Italians.
bloom u remember bagel dog samples at sams?
erytiem i smell a bagel i think of them
would u like to try a sample 80” phillips 4k flatscreen today? yes? okay, here is a napkin and toothpick, let me find a cart