Err. Fryer.
RTT
Some people ignore my no soliciting sign and ring my doorbell and solicit and then act surprised when I'm a dick.
i need to get one of those so i can point it out and then get abused for it
Honestly I had a guy come up to the porch, almost ring the doorbell, stopped when he saw the sign, waved a little and said sorry, and then walked away.
I almost went out and invited him to give me his pitch. It was so nice.
I almost went out and invited him to give me his pitch. It was so nice.
Thanks for the guidance Butter. ❤️
guidance butter is what i my…
nevermind
nevermind
no im shy lol
oh also i see my typo so the joke is ruined anyway thanks steve jobs and derp
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Jesus.
Jesus.
derp did the best he could, so i don’t blame him, but i have to access this site from an iphone on the “internet” both probably the most horribly implemented creations of the 21st century, neither will do anyone any good
any mistake i make here is the fault of steve jobs and al borland
any mistake i make here is the fault of steve jobs and al borland
I didn't think it could get any worse, but here he is blaming Steve Apple.
Wow.
Wow't.
Wow.
Wow't.
Hold your tongue and say Steve Apple
I never touch my tongue. I have no idea where it's been.
i do iukwim
Steve Apple got bought out early and just goes to cons now
Apple-Con, Applesauce-Con, Apple Pie-Con, Apple Butter-Con, Apple Bottom Jeans-Con... the list goes on.
jesuscon
The List-Goes-Con was right there
I like apple-bottom Genes.
I don't like apple-top Genes.
I don't like apple-top Genes.
Hoyveycrisp
A horror story in three acts
Act I
On our way out the door to get dinner last night, my husband notices a small animal carcass of some sort in our yard. We leave it to clean up later when we get back.
Act II
We return from dinner a couple hours later. As we pull up to the house, we see a crow standing on the bird bath. It's eating something, holding it down with one foot and ripping it apart with its beak. We sit and watch from the car for a few minutes, wondering what it is eating. The crow flies away. We get out and go over to the bird bath, only to see the crow had been pulling apart a squirrel head.
Act III
I get a trowel from the shed and remove the squirrel head from the bird bath. I dig a small hole in the garden to bury it. I hose out the bird bath. While I'm at it, I figure I'll go to take care of the other carcass.
Upon closer inspection, I realize that the carcass is a fledgling crow.
Act I
On our way out the door to get dinner last night, my husband notices a small animal carcass of some sort in our yard. We leave it to clean up later when we get back.
Act II
We return from dinner a couple hours later. As we pull up to the house, we see a crow standing on the bird bath. It's eating something, holding it down with one foot and ripping it apart with its beak. We sit and watch from the car for a few minutes, wondering what it is eating. The crow flies away. We get out and go over to the bird bath, only to see the crow had been pulling apart a squirrel head.
Act III
I get a trowel from the shed and remove the squirrel head from the bird bath. I dig a small hole in the garden to bury it. I hose out the bird bath. While I'm at it, I figure I'll go to take care of the other carcass.
Upon closer inspection, I realize that the carcass is a fledgling crow.
My neighbor and his wife locked themselves out of their house this morning and were stuck on their back porch.
Ha-ha!
/Nelson pointing at your neighbors 👉
/Nelson pointing at your neighbors 👉
did the squirrel kill the young crow, or…
maybe im missing something
i wish we got crows or ravens around here
maybe im missing something
i wish we got crows or ravens around here
What's up fellow gamers? Check out this sweet stuff at slorm.net/forum/re which I typed by accident
shooped
weird day already
coworker was telling us about a creepy b&b he stayed at, and it sounded like hotel california vibes, so that song has been in my head all morning. i was humming the guitar solo in the car and the radio show played it as their bumper music at the same time!
then, i pulled up rtt to post this, and i was going to start the post with “hello fellow […]ers” but ghost already did
so weird!
coworker was telling us about a creepy b&b he stayed at, and it sounded like hotel california vibes, so that song has been in my head all morning. i was humming the guitar solo in the car and the radio show played it as their bumper music at the same time!
then, i pulled up rtt to post this, and i was going to start the post with “hello fellow […]ers” but ghost already did
so weird!
We don't know for sure, but squirrels are known to kill and eat young birds.
Booked a flight to Detroit for next week
and it's about $500 for two 13 hour flights
with long-ass layovers in Denver each way.
So dumb. Used to be $100 RT direct flights via Spirit. RIP.
and it's about $500 for two 13 hour flights
with long-ass layovers in Denver each way.
So dumb. Used to be $100 RT direct flights via Spirit. RIP.
Wish me luck with this African baobab tree. I’m surprised I got this far
ur going to smoke that, arent you
Good luck with the baobab. I've heard their kind of picky.
Squirrels would kill and eat us if they got the chance, same as chickens
crows are cray in portland
if they arent blotting out the sky
they are bullying a baby bunn in my backyard
i seent it
and helped the bunn to hide under some stairs
then a day or 2 later
crow was pecking out a baby bunn eyeball in the road
if they arent blotting out the sky
they are bullying a baby bunn in my backyard
i seent it
and helped the bunn to hide under some stairs
then a day or 2 later
crow was pecking out a baby bunn eyeball in the road
also regular crows on a ratfeast scenarios
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