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From: slimwhitem #7651
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:32 PM

ready bible 1

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7652
Date: 05/02/26 @ 7:48 PM

I I know that guy did it all for the nookie, and I understand that, okay, I "get it."
But what I don't understand is why he had to be so rude about the cookie. Hell, I'll take it if doesn't want it.

From: L Q #7653
Date: 05/02/26 @ 7:50 PM

I think he wanted to stick it up an ass.

From: L Q #7654
Date: 05/02/26 @ 7:51 PM

Let me get a choco chip.

From: idsaluteyoubub #7655
Date: 05/02/26 @ 7:52 PM

So the Turkish liquor is called rakı, and it's clear,
then when you put water in it, as you need to do,
the color magically changes to a cum.

I drink it all the time.

From: L Q #7656
Date: 05/02/26 @ 7:58 PM

I want everyone to know after my shift I am officially on vacation. I leave Monday!

From: sanka #7657
Date: 05/02/26 @ 8:14 PM

I bet rabbs makes a great toilet wine.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7658
Date: 05/02/26 @ 8:18 PM

nazi chick at my last bar said I bullied her into quitting and I was like man I didn't think I did enough but if you say so I will gladly take credit

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #7659
Date: 05/02/26 @ 8:24 PM

if you wanna be a nazi, you're going to have to harden up a bit

From: sanka #7660
Date: 05/02/26 @ 8:30 PM

If you got one nazi at a bar, that's a nazi bar. That's why you gotta chase them out every time. Or get a Joe Mantegna character to sort it out.

From: Rob #7661
Date: 05/02/26 @ 8:34 PM

In America they can arrest you for not answering emails

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7662
Date: 05/02/26 @ 9:06 PM

I bet rabbs makes a great toilet wine.

I don't know who you heard that from but you can tell them to watch their back.

nazi chick at my last bar said I bullied her into quitting

You know, there was another Nazi that we bullied into quitting.

From: sanka #7663
Date: 05/02/26 @ 10:16 PM

I've been watching PlutoTV while I work, just watching this 80's movie channel

It strange. Like I'm watching Pretty in Pink now, and Annie Potts is in it. She's like in her 70's now, but in this movies she's a young punk with incredibly spiked hair, the cool girl or whatever. Every movie is like this.

I want to show my kids some fun movies I know, but if you watch them now, they are holy shit bad lol. I watched Teen Wolf the other day and they just kept saying "fag" like it was nothing, because back then it was nothing.

From: Rob #7664
Date: 05/02/26 @ 10:41 PM

annie potts is still hot
is she a ggilf?

tab tab space

From: sanka #7665
Date: 05/02/26 @ 10:43 PM

WOULD.

From: haze - is having a bad day #7666
Date: 05/02/26 @ 10:58 PM

Always crushed on her. Also, I don't remember that about Teen Wolf.
Diff'rent times.

From: sanka #7667
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:05 PM

Pretty in Pink does it too lol. Along with other problematic things. I never caught any of that back then, that was just how it was I guess. I mean, I was like 9, so whatever.

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7668
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:08 PM

I was quoting Eddie Murphy comedy specials to kids at recess in elementary school. Times were def different

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7669
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:10 PM

It's a handful of movies I don't want to watch again.
Like if Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987) has some weird racist thing or references "GRID" what am I supposed to do with that.
That movie made me gay, I can't give that up.

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7670
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:22 PM

I don’t know man. Watching a movie doesn’t mean I condone everything in it. Just watching.

Jamming out to Spirit in the Sky doesn’t make me any less of an atheist

From: sanka #7671
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:23 PM

Now I'm watching Hot Tub Time Machine.

Years ago I had to fly into Sycacuse and drive up to VT for a job, then drive way back near Syracuse for a job, then fly out. A huge snowstorm was coming. I barely made it to my hotel like a mile from the airport as the storm hit.

I assumed Syracuse would be good at clearing snow like MSP is. I have flown out of MSP the day after a 26" blizzard. Syracuse is not like that apparently.

So I dug out my rental car and walked across the road and got two six packs of tall boys and watched Hot Tub Time Machine 1 and 2 back to back. Got paid for it. It was a great day.

From: Rob #7672
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:29 PM

remember that one time ricky gervais was like erm what if yerr what if erm god right yeah what if god weren't um weren't um real yeah?

From: haze - is having a bad day #7673
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:39 PM

I don't have fond memories of Some Kind Of Wonderful.
Pretty in Pink was bad enough.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7674
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:42 PM

Rob said:

remember that one time ricky gervais was like erm what if yerr what if erm god right yeah what if god weren't um weren't um real yeah?

That about does it for God.

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7675
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:57 PM

Ever tried monkey bread? Not too shabby

From: Rob #7676
Date: 05/03/26 @ 12:20 AM

Online atheism was killed by that Reddit faces of atheism thing and everyone was a weird dork

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7677
Date: 05/03/26 @ 12:27 AM

I was just trying a ducking analogy.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7678
Date: 05/03/26 @ 12:27 AM

Idk what that is, but I'm trying to get big enough to have my own moon, and I'm also grilling a beautiful tri-tip.

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7679
Date: 05/03/26 @ 12:32 AM

I decided to try 8 of the “Shroom dummies” and hey look my real life has turn into the iPhone shaky icons

I’m gonn go listen to some music again. Have a nice evening y’all

From: haze - is having a bad day #7680
Date: 05/03/26 @ 12:53 AM

I got two fortune cookies with my fried rice.
Somebody give me a medal.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #7681
Date: 05/03/26 @ 12:56 AM

best i can do is a nickel

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #7682
Date: 05/03/26 @ 12:59 AM

be careful, it could be a one fortune cookie always tells the truth and one always lies situation

From: haze - is having a bad day #7683
Date: 05/03/26 @ 1:32 AM

I like living on the EDGE.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7684
Date: 05/03/26 @ 2:00 AM

A yin cookie and a yang cookie.

From: L Q #7685
Date: 05/03/26 @ 2:20 AM

Ever touch someone’s peepee??!?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7686
Date: 05/03/26 @ 2:22 AM

look to the cookie

From: slimwhitem #7687
Date: 05/03/26 @ 3:06 AM

no one has ever touched a peepee and that is a science FACT

ask carl sagan or nealdy grass tyson or bryan cox lol cox hahaha

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7688
Date: 05/03/26 @ 4:11 AM

brine*

From: haze - is having a bad day #7689
Date: 05/03/26 @ 4:14 AM

Oh, like a brinosaurus?

From: Monkopotamus #7690
Date: 05/03/26 @ 4:14 AM

electromagnetic repulsion forces prevent any direct contact of peepees

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7691
Date: 05/03/26 @ 4:51 AM

no like brine off ranken's time

From: haze - is having a bad day #7692
Date: 05/03/26 @ 5:12 AM

Ohh, the Kraken. Make's sense.

From: slimwhitem #7693
Date: 05/03/26 @ 5:36 AM

no no like ur in a hurry like u have to make a b rine to the licka store bc they about to close

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7694
Date: 05/03/26 @ 5:39 AM

might have bullied someone today sorry gais

From: slimwhitem #7695
Date: 05/03/26 @ 5:41 AM

no one has ever bullied anyone ever bc of the electro thing or whatever brine cox (lol) said earlier

From: haze - is having a bad day #7696
Date: 05/03/26 @ 5:42 AM

Wow.

From: L Q #7697
Date: 05/03/26 @ 5:43 AM

anyone willing to look at my bhole?

From: haze - is having a bad day #7698
Date: 05/03/26 @ 5:51 AM

I have to wash my hair.

From: L Q #7699
Date: 05/03/26 @ 6:02 AM

Of course. FU

From: slimwhitem #7700
Date: 05/03/26 @ 6:35 AM

you musta got a really good look